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The Raw theme starts the Pyro goes off and JR and the King welcome everyone to the night's edition of RAW!
JR:
Welcome everyone to Monday Night Raw! What will Eric Bischoff do tonight to turn WWE Raw upside down?
King:
Do you think that Stone Cold will be here tonight?
JR:
We'll just have to wait and see.
Eric Bischoff's Music hits and the GM enters the ring.
Eric:
Thank you! Thank you! Last Thursday on Smack Down, Stephanie McMahon had a Bombshell announcement that in Mr. McMahon's eyes was just a bomb. But I on the other hand will have a huge card lined up for tonight. Tonight you will bare witness to the return of WAR GAMES. Team one will consist of HBK Shawn Michaels, Big Poppa Pump Scot Stiener, Kane, and KEVIN NASH. They will go to war with Triple H, Batista, Y2J Chris Jericho and the Nature Boy Ric Flair. We will also see the Dudley Boys, 3 Minute Warning and the Tag Team Champions William Regal and Lance Storm battle for the championship in the dudley table invitational. Finally tonight, I will have an announcement concerning Chief Morley. I really do hope you enjoy.
Bischoff's Music starts again and the GM exits the ring and goes to the back.
*BREAK*
Match 1:
Hardcore Match
Rob Van Dam vs Tommy Dreamer
The two take their match all over the arena wrestling in the locker room, down the hallway and into the ladies washroom. While inside the washroom a toilet flushes and out of the stall comes Mae Young who starts beating up RVD and Dreamer with garbage can lid. Moola runs into the bathroom and starts beating up Mae. The fabulas one puts her friends head in the toilet bowl and starts flushing the toilet many times until Dreamer beats the two old ladies up. RVD and Dreamer continue brawling out into the Parking Lot where RVD climbs up onto a WWE transport and dives off, missing Tommy with a 5 star frog splash. Dreamer covers Van Dam.
WINNER: Tommy Dreamer
After the match the two former ECW superstars shake eachother's hand and embrace eachother. The fans start chanting ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW.
*BREAK*
Backstage
Chief Morley arrives at the arena and gets word from Terri that Bischoff has an announcement that concerns him. Morley heads toward the office.
JR gives an update on Stacey's condition and wishes her the best in a speedy recovery.
*BREAK*
Match 2:
Al Snow & Maven vs Chris Nowinski & Steven Richards (w. Victoria)
Maven arrived to the ring late and stood on the apron while Al gets dominated in the ring. Each time Al would try to tag Maven, he would leave the apron and argue with the fans. When Al finally had the opportunity to tag his partner. Maven entered the ring and immediately started beating on the helpless Tough Enough trainer.
WINNER: No Contest
*BREAK*
Match3:
Dudley Table Invitational - Tag Team Championship
Dudley Boys vs 3 Minute Warning vs Lance Storm & William Regal
Before the match, the ref took the brass knucks away from Regal.
During the match, Chief Morley comes out to the ring and starts arguing with Sr. Referee Earl Hefner who decked the Chief with Regal's brass knucks. Buh Buh and D Von put both champs through the table eliminating the Tag Team Champions. Rico heads towards the ring and helps 3MW defeat the Dudleys.
WINNER: New Tag Team Champions - 3 Minute Warning
*BREAK*
The GM returns to the ring and calls the Chief of Staff out. When the Chief enters the ring Eric informs him of this very important announcement.
Eric:
Chief, I have always had one goal that I had wanted to accomplish and that is to give the fans the best and the most in entertainment. Since arriving in the WWE, my goal was to put the E in Entertainment. I hired you to control the RAW staff and ensure that things ran smoothly with the show. But you haven't helped me... infact... you have made things worse for me. Since your promotion, you have done nothing but put your own agendas first. But that is going to end tonight.
Chief Morley:
Mr. Bischoff, I don't understand what you mean
Eric:
Well, let me tell you what I mean. My announcement which concerns you is that you are fired as Chief of Staff. In fact that whole position is Terminated.
Chief Morley:
You can't do that! You can't do that!
Eric:
Oh yes I can. Morley, you have been wasting my time trying to get your 15 minutes of fame. But you haven't quite had your 15 minutes yet have you. It has only really been 3 minutes has it!
Just than 3MW started beating up on Morley. After many chair shots to the skull, the bloody chief of staff rolled out of the ring and onto the ground.
Eric:
However, I do have a position that has been vacant for quite some time. That is the job of WWE Commissioner. I will like to invite a very special person to return to WWE Raw to take on the task of WWE Commissioner. Mick Foley, I am asking you to come back to WWE. Come home to Raw and take back your position of WWE Commissioner.
The GM's music hit and he and 3MW exited the stage area
*BREAK*
JR:
King, can you believe what we have just witnessed?
King:
What are you talking about JR? The brutal attack of Chief Morley or the invitation to that Chump Mick Foley?
JR:
If you are watching Mick, Please come home. Come back to RAW!
Match4:
Women's Championship - Hardcore Bra and Tanties Match
Victoria (c) (w. Steven Richards) vs Trish Stratus (w. Hurricane) vs Molly Holly vs Jacqueline
When the bell rang the three superstars inmmediately started attaking Trish suddenly the lights dimmed and Ravising Rick Rude's Music started. Mae Young walked down to the ring with a robe on (much like the late great Rick Rude), entered the ring and took off her robe exposing her bra and panties. With the three women watching Mae. Trish left the ring , got a chair and started beating the three other women with it. When the lights resumed and Mae was escorted back to the locker room, Trish started to stip her oponents down to their bra and panties.
WINNER: WWE Women's Champion - Trish Stratus
*BREAK*
Backstage
The team of HBK, BPP, and Kane are shown getting ready for their match. But where is Kevin Nash? Is he going to show?
Ric Flair, Triple H, Batista, and Y2J are shown getting ready for war games.
*BREAK*
Match 5:
MAIN EVENT - WAR GAMES:
HBK, BPP, Kane, Kevin Nash vs HHH, Ric Flair, Batista, Y2J
(note: the RAW verson of War Games only takes place in one ring where WCW's games was in two rings.)
Kane and Batista start off the games. Because Flair's team one the coin toss earlier, Y2J was the third person to enter the cage.
HBK's music hits, and the show stopper, main eventer, immediately goes after Jericho pounding him into the cage, creating a bloody mess in the ring. Batista continues battering the Big Red Machine until he can't get up. The fifth person to enter is the Nature Boy Ric Flair. Styling and profiling into the ring, Nat. started on Michaels. Soon the tables where turned and Flair's team was riding on top of spaces mountain when Big Poppa Pump entered. Flair, Batista, and Jericho jumped Stiener, but the ginetic freak over powered all of them bashing heads into cages and beating people up. HBK and Kane soon got back to their feet and the score was even again. When Triple H came down, Pump started pounding on him until Batista jumped Stiener. HBK and Kane were once again on the ring mat and the Flair alliance was once again in charge of the match. When the time came for Nash's entrance, nothing happened. JR and the King were questioning his arrival when Stone Cold Steve Austin raced to the ring and dominated team Flair. Stunning HHH over and over again. All of a sudden, the Wolf Pac's Music hit and the 7'1 giant headed down the isle. The crowd roared as Nash Powerbombed HHH and Stone Cold Stunned Flair. Nash pinned Triple H for the victory.
WINNERS: Shawn Michaels, Scot Stiener, Kane, Kevin Nash
After the match Kevin Nash introduced the world to Austin, Michael, Stiener and Himself as the PAC!!!
The show goes off air
(What would your rating be for this show???????????????????)
JR:
Welcome everyone to Monday Night Raw! What will Eric Bischoff do tonight to turn WWE Raw upside down?
King:
Do you think that Stone Cold will be here tonight?
JR:
We'll just have to wait and see.
Eric Bischoff's Music hits and the GM enters the ring.
Eric:
Thank you! Thank you! Last Thursday on Smack Down, Stephanie McMahon had a Bombshell announcement that in Mr. McMahon's eyes was just a bomb. But I on the other hand will have a huge card lined up for tonight. Tonight you will bare witness to the return of WAR GAMES. Team one will consist of HBK Shawn Michaels, Big Poppa Pump Scot Stiener, Kane, and KEVIN NASH. They will go to war with Triple H, Batista, Y2J Chris Jericho and the Nature Boy Ric Flair. We will also see the Dudley Boys, 3 Minute Warning and the Tag Team Champions William Regal and Lance Storm battle for the championship in the dudley table invitational. Finally tonight, I will have an announcement concerning Chief Morley. I really do hope you enjoy.
Bischoff's Music starts again and the GM exits the ring and goes to the back.
*BREAK*
Match 1:
Hardcore Match
Rob Van Dam vs Tommy Dreamer
The two take their match all over the arena wrestling in the locker room, down the hallway and into the ladies washroom. While inside the washroom a toilet flushes and out of the stall comes Mae Young who starts beating up RVD and Dreamer with garbage can lid. Moola runs into the bathroom and starts beating up Mae. The fabulas one puts her friends head in the toilet bowl and starts flushing the toilet many times until Dreamer beats the two old ladies up. RVD and Dreamer continue brawling out into the Parking Lot where RVD climbs up onto a WWE transport and dives off, missing Tommy with a 5 star frog splash. Dreamer covers Van Dam.
WINNER: Tommy Dreamer
After the match the two former ECW superstars shake eachother's hand and embrace eachother. The fans start chanting ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW.
*BREAK*
Backstage
Chief Morley arrives at the arena and gets word from Terri that Bischoff has an announcement that concerns him. Morley heads toward the office.
JR gives an update on Stacey's condition and wishes her the best in a speedy recovery.
*BREAK*
Match 2:
Al Snow & Maven vs Chris Nowinski & Steven Richards (w. Victoria)
Maven arrived to the ring late and stood on the apron while Al gets dominated in the ring. Each time Al would try to tag Maven, he would leave the apron and argue with the fans. When Al finally had the opportunity to tag his partner. Maven entered the ring and immediately started beating on the helpless Tough Enough trainer.
WINNER: No Contest
*BREAK*
Match3:
Dudley Table Invitational - Tag Team Championship
Dudley Boys vs 3 Minute Warning vs Lance Storm & William Regal
Before the match, the ref took the brass knucks away from Regal.
During the match, Chief Morley comes out to the ring and starts arguing with Sr. Referee Earl Hefner who decked the Chief with Regal's brass knucks. Buh Buh and D Von put both champs through the table eliminating the Tag Team Champions. Rico heads towards the ring and helps 3MW defeat the Dudleys.
WINNER: New Tag Team Champions - 3 Minute Warning
*BREAK*
The GM returns to the ring and calls the Chief of Staff out. When the Chief enters the ring Eric informs him of this very important announcement.
Eric:
Chief, I have always had one goal that I had wanted to accomplish and that is to give the fans the best and the most in entertainment. Since arriving in the WWE, my goal was to put the E in Entertainment. I hired you to control the RAW staff and ensure that things ran smoothly with the show. But you haven't helped me... infact... you have made things worse for me. Since your promotion, you have done nothing but put your own agendas first. But that is going to end tonight.
Chief Morley:
Mr. Bischoff, I don't understand what you mean
Eric:
Well, let me tell you what I mean. My announcement which concerns you is that you are fired as Chief of Staff. In fact that whole position is Terminated.
Chief Morley:
You can't do that! You can't do that!
Eric:
Oh yes I can. Morley, you have been wasting my time trying to get your 15 minutes of fame. But you haven't quite had your 15 minutes yet have you. It has only really been 3 minutes has it!
Just than 3MW started beating up on Morley. After many chair shots to the skull, the bloody chief of staff rolled out of the ring and onto the ground.
Eric:
However, I do have a position that has been vacant for quite some time. That is the job of WWE Commissioner. I will like to invite a very special person to return to WWE Raw to take on the task of WWE Commissioner. Mick Foley, I am asking you to come back to WWE. Come home to Raw and take back your position of WWE Commissioner.
The GM's music hit and he and 3MW exited the stage area
*BREAK*
JR:
King, can you believe what we have just witnessed?
King:
What are you talking about JR? The brutal attack of Chief Morley or the invitation to that Chump Mick Foley?
JR:
If you are watching Mick, Please come home. Come back to RAW!
Match4:
Women's Championship - Hardcore Bra and Tanties Match
Victoria (c) (w. Steven Richards) vs Trish Stratus (w. Hurricane) vs Molly Holly vs Jacqueline
When the bell rang the three superstars inmmediately started attaking Trish suddenly the lights dimmed and Ravising Rick Rude's Music started. Mae Young walked down to the ring with a robe on (much like the late great Rick Rude), entered the ring and took off her robe exposing her bra and panties. With the three women watching Mae. Trish left the ring , got a chair and started beating the three other women with it. When the lights resumed and Mae was escorted back to the locker room, Trish started to stip her oponents down to their bra and panties.
WINNER: WWE Women's Champion - Trish Stratus
*BREAK*
Backstage
The team of HBK, BPP, and Kane are shown getting ready for their match. But where is Kevin Nash? Is he going to show?
Ric Flair, Triple H, Batista, and Y2J are shown getting ready for war games.
*BREAK*
Match 5:
MAIN EVENT - WAR GAMES:
HBK, BPP, Kane, Kevin Nash vs HHH, Ric Flair, Batista, Y2J
(note: the RAW verson of War Games only takes place in one ring where WCW's games was in two rings.)
Kane and Batista start off the games. Because Flair's team one the coin toss earlier, Y2J was the third person to enter the cage.
HBK's music hits, and the show stopper, main eventer, immediately goes after Jericho pounding him into the cage, creating a bloody mess in the ring. Batista continues battering the Big Red Machine until he can't get up. The fifth person to enter is the Nature Boy Ric Flair. Styling and profiling into the ring, Nat. started on Michaels. Soon the tables where turned and Flair's team was riding on top of spaces mountain when Big Poppa Pump entered. Flair, Batista, and Jericho jumped Stiener, but the ginetic freak over powered all of them bashing heads into cages and beating people up. HBK and Kane soon got back to their feet and the score was even again. When Triple H came down, Pump started pounding on him until Batista jumped Stiener. HBK and Kane were once again on the ring mat and the Flair alliance was once again in charge of the match. When the time came for Nash's entrance, nothing happened. JR and the King were questioning his arrival when Stone Cold Steve Austin raced to the ring and dominated team Flair. Stunning HHH over and over again. All of a sudden, the Wolf Pac's Music hit and the 7'1 giant headed down the isle. The crowd roared as Nash Powerbombed HHH and Stone Cold Stunned Flair. Nash pinned Triple H for the victory.
WINNERS: Shawn Michaels, Scot Stiener, Kane, Kevin Nash
After the match Kevin Nash introduced the world to Austin, Michael, Stiener and Himself as the PAC!!!
The show goes off air
(What would your rating be for this show???????????????????)
