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I am starting anew raw thread, This s starting from this upcoming Raw, and it could be Bischoff's last night.
Pyro etc.
JR: Good evening folks, and welcome to what is sure to be a rocketbuster Raw
King: Thats right JR, tonight we will find out if Eric Bischoff has shook up Raw enough for Mr. Mcmahon.
JR: We also have some inevitably great matches tonight as the main event will be scott Steiner teaming with Booker T to take on Triple H and Batista.
King: And don't forget that Shawn Michaels has issued a challenge to Jeff Hardy, and the two will meet up in what Michaels calls a 2 minute matchup, as the time limit is just 2 minutes long.
JR: And here we go with our first match.
Match 1:
dudley boyz Vs. rosie and Jamal
No.1 conntendership for tag titles
Chief Morely comes out and announces that the special guest ref is once again, Rico. But then Vince Mcmahon comes out and says that he still hasn't made up his mind if Eric Bischoff is fired yet, but I know that you are fired Morely, now get the hell out of my building. Oh, and so are you Rico, get out right now. Both leave. I hereby announce this match to be a table match. And I will be commentating all night so I can truly see if Eric Bischoff has shook up Raw. Let the match commence.
Great match with Lawler begging Mcmahon for information. Near the end, D-von and bubba do the wassup headbutt on Jaml, Rosie then rushes in and does massive clotheslines to both guys. He goes up and hits a picture perfect moonsault on Bubba. He gets a table and puts D-Von on it. He signals for Jamal to go uptop. They both go up in opposite corners, Jamal goes for the leg drop while Rosie goes for the body splash, but D-Von moves and both Rosie and Jamal go through the table giving Bubba Ray and D-Von the win and the no.1 contendership for the tag titles.
Mcmahon gets on the mic. well done dudleyz, I can see that no matter what happens, you will not be fired because D-Von + Bubba + get the tables = entertainment. Now I demand that you 3-D their somoan arses through another two tables.
bubba and D-Von do so.
Match 2:
tough enough challenge
Maven Vs. Chris Nowinski.
Mcmahon gets on the mic again. Christopher Nowinski, since you did not win tough enough you being here is just a waist of money, which is why this is a loser is fired matchup.
Normal match, which sees Nowinski lose after Dreamer runs down and hits Maven with a singapore Cane giving him the DQ win! Dreamer helps Maven up as Nowinski runs out of the arena crying.
Pyro etc.
JR: Good evening folks, and welcome to what is sure to be a rocketbuster Raw
King: Thats right JR, tonight we will find out if Eric Bischoff has shook up Raw enough for Mr. Mcmahon.
JR: We also have some inevitably great matches tonight as the main event will be scott Steiner teaming with Booker T to take on Triple H and Batista.
King: And don't forget that Shawn Michaels has issued a challenge to Jeff Hardy, and the two will meet up in what Michaels calls a 2 minute matchup, as the time limit is just 2 minutes long.
JR: And here we go with our first match.
Match 1:
dudley boyz Vs. rosie and Jamal
No.1 conntendership for tag titles
Chief Morely comes out and announces that the special guest ref is once again, Rico. But then Vince Mcmahon comes out and says that he still hasn't made up his mind if Eric Bischoff is fired yet, but I know that you are fired Morely, now get the hell out of my building. Oh, and so are you Rico, get out right now. Both leave. I hereby announce this match to be a table match. And I will be commentating all night so I can truly see if Eric Bischoff has shook up Raw. Let the match commence.
Great match with Lawler begging Mcmahon for information. Near the end, D-von and bubba do the wassup headbutt on Jaml, Rosie then rushes in and does massive clotheslines to both guys. He goes up and hits a picture perfect moonsault on Bubba. He gets a table and puts D-Von on it. He signals for Jamal to go uptop. They both go up in opposite corners, Jamal goes for the leg drop while Rosie goes for the body splash, but D-Von moves and both Rosie and Jamal go through the table giving Bubba Ray and D-Von the win and the no.1 contendership for the tag titles.
Mcmahon gets on the mic. well done dudleyz, I can see that no matter what happens, you will not be fired because D-Von + Bubba + get the tables = entertainment. Now I demand that you 3-D their somoan arses through another two tables.
bubba and D-Von do so.
Match 2:
tough enough challenge
Maven Vs. Chris Nowinski.
Mcmahon gets on the mic again. Christopher Nowinski, since you did not win tough enough you being here is just a waist of money, which is why this is a loser is fired matchup.
Normal match, which sees Nowinski lose after Dreamer runs down and hits Maven with a singapore Cane giving him the DQ win! Dreamer helps Maven up as Nowinski runs out of the arena crying.