PWA Thunder 237
Wells Fargo Arena
Des Moines, Iowa
LISTEN UP JABRONIS! NEXT WEEK IS OPEN FIGHT NIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! IF YOU'RE DOWN WITH OPEN FIGHT NIGHT, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH! HELLLLL YEAHHHHH!!! CALL OUT YOUR OPPONENT IN YOUR PROMO! OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS! IT'S SIMPLE! AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
:austin
PURE CHAMPIONSHIP
Nick Cross vs Max Emory (c)
Cross has earned a shot at the PURE Championship!
PRESTIGE CHALLENGE
Mandy Spears vs PWA Girl
PWA Girl has called out the Prestige Champion!
WHO BOOKED THIS CRAP?
King Knuckles vs Supa Eagle
Who booked this crap?
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Raven Christiensen vs Becca Quinn vs Pamela Rose
Raven's team lost last week. Will she punish her teammates?
BEST OF 3 SERIES - FIGHT 2
Ewan Guaire vs Leakee
Guaire is leading the series 1-0!
BEAST WARS
Mercedes KV & Misty Knight & Alexa Hayes vs Ultimo X [BEAST MODE]
It looks like a full moon tonight! Ultimo's score will be extended picks doubled!
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
The New Dustin Dreamer vs Leonardo Morpheus (c)
Dreamer has earned a shot at the World Championship!
MAKING YOUR PICKS
The deadline for picks is Monday, April 22 @ 7:59 PM EST
Male fighters pick 10 wrestlers from the current WWE roster and 2 back-ups.
Female fighters pick 8 wrestlers from the current WWE roster and 2 back-ups.
Your picks will garner points on this week's Raw & Smackdown Live.
DO NOT EDIT your post after the deadline.
CUTTING A PROMO
If you want to cut a promo please do so in this thread. (Optional)
Cutting a promo gains you +1 overness. You do not lose overness for cutting a promo.
Your promo must show effort to be counted. Posting one sentence does not constitute effort.
GOOD LUCK!
Remember to spread word about the league! Good luck to everyone in their respective matches!
They told me, "Don't forget where you come from"
I don't regret where I come from
In my old hood, moving like I got a vest on me
I'mma keep on winning, you should place your bets on me
I could open up a bakery, baguettes on me
Walking through the mall, I got a check on me
Designer look the best on me
I got lots of pressure, lotsa stress on me
Independent, I got people that depend on me
Knew you was a fake, you can't pretend on me
What I used to spend on you, I spend on me
Somehow all these problems keep on landing on me
I went on a mission with a bad bitch
3AM, I'm getting Backwoods like I'm average
All this money turned me to a savage
My life was better when I didn't have shit
Do you know how it feel to be alone?
Bought myself a house to feel like I ain't home
Driving by myself, ain't got nowhere to go
I just took two 30s, now I'm in my zone
Me and my killers want some more, yeah
All this money make us bored, yeah
But there's lots of drugs to explore, yeah
I'm the BOSS, yeah, I could employ ya
Couldn't buy one, now I got four, yeah
Used to pray feds don't kick down the door, yeah
Running back the sack, the trap feel like a sport, yeah
Yeah I'm famous but I miss my life before, yeah
Finally got some money, can't go to the store
I lose every girl I love when I'm on tour
My momma calling me and I ignore her
Raven catching L's, she don't know the score
Alexa comes out to the ring before her match and grabs a mic, smirking at the welcome back chants for a moment before talking.
It sounds like you guys have missed me huh?
The fans cheer as Alexa laughs, before getting serious.
Well it's too bad that I didn't miss any of you! In fact the reason I'm back has nothing to do with any of you terrible people who cheer for that bitch Raven who tried to kill me. I mean seriously, you cheer for a criminal like that? What is wrong with you!?
Alexa shakes her head in disgust.
Or the fact some of you cheered for someone like Serenity Skye, who was nothing but a loser. Disgusting.
Alexa paces around the ring before talking again.
But I'm not just back for revenge on Raven, oh no. I'm back to win more championships and show these gross people that this is still MY division! There's a reason PWA hadn't trended on twitter until last week, and that's because without me, this company is nothing! Quite frankly, I'm amazed this company even stayed in business without me here to draw the ratings and sell the merchandise.
Alexa laughs as the fans boo her.
But I heard open fight night is next week, and Raven I'm telling you now, don't make plans for next week because I'm calling you out a week in advance. Let's see if you're woman enough to accept. And as for this week? I don't care what my partners do but they better not cost me this match, and Ultimo PWA or whatever the hell your name is? We both know the reason you wear a mask is because you're ugly as hell under it and if you came out here without your mask you would break TV screens.
Alexa smirks and looks right into the camera as it zooms in on her.
The queen is back and she's coming for her throne, but first, a little peasant needs to pay for her sins.
Alexa comes out to the ring before her match and grabs a mic, smirking at the welcome back chants for a moment before talking.
It sounds like you guys have missed me huh?
The fans cheer as Alexa laughs, before getting serious.
Well it's too bad that I didn't miss any of you! In fact the reason I'm back has nothing to do with any of you terrible people who cheer for that bitch Raven who tried to kill me. I mean seriously, you cheer for a criminal like that? What is wrong with you!?
Alexa shakes her head in disgust.
Or the fact some of you cheered for someone like Serenity Skye, who was nothing but a loser. Disgusting.
Alexa paces around the ring before talking again.
But I'm not just back for revenge on Raven, oh no. I'm back to win more championships and show these gross people that this is still MY division! There's a reason PWA hadn't trended on twitter until last week, and that's because without me, this company is nothing! Quite frankly, I'm amazed this company even stayed in business without me here to draw the ratings and sell the merchandise.
Alexa laughs as the fans boo her.
But I heard open fight night is next week, and Raven I'm telling you now, don't make plans for next week because I'm calling you out a week in advance. Let's see if you're woman enough to accept. And as for this week? I don't care what my partners do but they better not cost me this match, and Ultimo PWA or whatever the hell your name is? We both know the reason you wear a mask is because you're ugly as hell under it and if you came out here without your mask you would break TV screens.
Alexa smirks and looks right into the camera as it zooms in on her.
The queen is back and she's coming for her throne, but first, a little peasant needs to pay for her sins.
"Well, a lil' eagle chick told me that OPEN FIGHT NIGHT is comin' up. Tha night wheah this PREDATAH, this BRINGAH of PAIN can shine, because if theah's one thing I love, it's VIOLENCE! An' I already got my pick. That LOSAH in the mask. I fo'get his name, he's so weak he has ta' fight women ta win!
But Knucks? Chuckles? Chucklehead tha Clown?! Even he's a big stag compeahd to you. An' when I'm facin' down weak ass Knucks... I SHOW NO MERCY..."
Tonight is the night, tonight is FINALLY the night where I get the shot I deserve at becoming the World Champion once again! Leo has been a coward for weeks refusing to give me the match he agreed to, because he knows I can beat him, and I proved that last week when I pinned him right in the middle of the ring, inside that cage.
Dreamer smirks.
And now tonight, I make history by breaking my own record to become a 10 time World Champion. But as for next week, next week is Open Fight Night and I see people laying down their challenges so I figured I'd throw mine out right now. But mine's a little different than someone might expect, because I'm sure everybody thinks I'll call out the false king, or ask for another match with Morph, but I don't want either of those things.
Dreamer shakes his head.
Next week I want a fatal four way match, and quite frankly I don't care who's in it, I'll fight anybody. But since that's not in the spirit of Open Fight Night, I'll throw some names out. Max Emory, you've gotten complacent lately, fight me. Ewan Guiare? You're a former world champion and once upon a time, we were tag partners, you'll make a good challenge, fight me. That's right I'm calling out two of the best because I'm not a coward like Leo.
Dreamer laughs.
As for the last person? Tell you what boss man, you can surprise me. I'm sure there's some up and comer who'd love a chance to get in the ring with 3 of the biggest names this company has. I just want the chaos and the challenge that a fatal four way match brings, and it's what the shadow wants too. So make it happen.
Even though I am challenging for the Womens Championship at MITB, I am still the Prestige Princess, forever and always. Just look at the Leaderboard! And that's why I wanted to call out Mandy for Open Fight Night. But if you want some of this, bitch... then let's do it!
Mister Eagle, today you insult my opponents because they are women. But these women in PWA are athletes. They are fighters. They are warriors. And they outperform you on a regular basis. This is no secret! Mister Eagle, you better watch your mouth - and watch your back too - because nobody cares about you. Next week, I will rip your wings off and let you suffer in the open field. You have no need for wings for you have never soared high in your life. Next week will be a reminder of who you are and where you stand... at the bottom of the food chain.
So it looks like I have my back against the wall tonight. Guaire jumped my ass in the back backstage awhile back and now I can't lie he kicked my ass straight up last week, ya'll. *crowd boos* He did, I asked, no I demanded a match with him and Stone Cold granted me a Best of 3 series and at least to start with I blew it. Well guess what, PWA Universe I do my best work with my back against the wall, what pisses me off the most is Guaire tried to deny that he did it when he was caught on camera! Tonight I will come out like a caged animal (THE BIG DOG) and destroy Guaire and come one step closer to avenging the heinous actions of Guaire that night in the backstage area and move on to bigger and better things and closer to my ultimate goal of becoming PWA Heavyweight Champion! So Knuckles, Leo, Dreamer, Emory it doesn't matter who I have to go through to achieve my goal because I will not be STOPPED! Tonight, I begin a long winning streak and you guys can, BELIEVE THAT! :reigns
After the match, PWA Girl looks at the heavens and raises a fist in the air. She slowly begins to levitate, floating higher in the sky. Her voice becomes menacing. THIS IS MY EVOLUTION TO OMEGA GIRL! NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW!
WHO BOOKED THIS CRAP?
Supa Eagle (83 + 15) defeats King Knuckles (83 + 3) in EXTRA MINUTES
Eagle pulls an upset win over Knuckles!
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Pamela Rose (75) defeats Raven Christiensen (70) & Becca Quinn (43)
Raven stuns Becca with the Eclipse - but Pamela hugs Raven with the Belly-to-Belly Suplex and steals the win!
BEST OF 3 SERIES - FIGHT 2
Leakee (98) defeats Ewan Guaire (45)
Leakee ties the series 1-1!
BEAST WARS
Misty Knight (81) & Mercedes KV (70) & Alexa Hayes (66) defeat Ultimo X [BEAST MODE] (174)
The heels defeat the beast!
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Dreamer locks Morpheus in the Coquina Clutch and drops him to the mat. Morpheus gasps for air. He can't breathe! This match is coming to an end.
Outta nowhere, Knuckles slides into the ring and dashes at Dreamer. SKULL STOMP! Morpheus' airways open up. The referee calls for the bell!
The New Dustin Dreamer (89) defeats Leonardo Morpheus (c) (83 + 8) by DQ
SOME PEOPLE COLLECT TROPHIES, I COLLECT SKULLS! YOU COST ME THE CHAMPIONSHIP AT LEGACY! WELL TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME! WELCOME TO THE HOLY UNDERWORLD!
TOP FIGHTERS
Leakee (98) & Misty Knight (81)
FIGHT OF THE NIGHT
Supa Eagle (83 + 15) vs King Knuckles (83 + 3)
HONORABLE MENTION
Dustin Dreamer (89) vs Leonardo Morpheus (91)
This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.
Related Threads
?
?
?
?
?
Wrestling Forum
23.4M posts
266.6K members
Since 2002
A forum community dedicated to all Wrestling enthusiasts. Come join the discussion about WWE, AEW, Ring of Honor, Impact and all forms of professional and amateur wrestling.