I wish I could make a commercial for smoking rather than these dumbass ones against it. Cause smoking saved my life. On more than one occasion. If I hadn't started smoking I probably would've killed myself a long time ago, but the nicoteen helped me reduce some of that stress that comes from having a mom who's constantly a bitch on wheels and a sister who just won't stop being a fuck. Of course, I've been out of the house a while, but I'm not going to quit now, because I'm just not a quitter. One time I was sitting at an intersection and the light turned green but I was lighting a cigarette, and just then some faggot blew right past the red light. If I hadn't lit that cigarette, that bastard would've sideblinded me so hard. And he was doing about 95. I always figured that if I hadn't started smoking something would happen to me like "It's a Wonderful Life" only it wouldn't be. It would be a short, shitty life. Smoking probably won't even cut my life short all that much anyway. My entire family smokes and we've had no smoking related deaths yet. I won't die from smoking, no. You know what I'm going to die from? Diabetes. My grandpa was a diabetic, so chances are I'm pretty fucked. Or I might die from cirrhosis of the liver, because my family does have a history of alcoholism. But I don't give a shit. If I die, I'll die. I just hope it's a really gruesome death like dangling from a meathook stuck in my asshole above a pack of rabid dobermans. That'll make me famous. In fact, I'd probably get even more attention if I did it myself.