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They should go full ham with it. Bring up like Balor or one of those shitty guys in NXT and make them a witch doctor or something and have them actually infect guys and turn them to their side. Make them lifeless, thoughtless zombies infecting WWE. You could even have them infect HHH or Steph or Vince or something. They dont have to be zombies, but something where guys are somewhat magically brainwashed. I kind of envision it like what they tried to do with Bray Wyatt until they realized his promos were shit and had no point to them. Have the zombie beat someone, take them to the back and then that person is actually a fucking zombie. Make the hero realize the only way to cure them is to either bash their skull in or use a submission hold to make the leader release them.

I mean if we are going to come out and literally have commercials during a PPV with wrestlers joking about WWE being fake. Lets have some fun with it. Bring back fucking magic and shit. What sells these days? Edgy shit, reality tv, and zombies. Thats it. Nothing else sells at all. We know WWE wont go edgy. I applied to be a writer and they hated my idea that Seth Rollins gets over as a heel by curb stomping a then kayfabe pregnant Brie Bella in the stomach and killing her fetus. They have a bit of reality tv, but it doesnt really work when you are announcing every 10 seconds that it is fake. Also there are 2 types of reality tv shows...shows about midgets and shows about whores. WWE got the whores down. They will never embrace midgets so theyre fucked there. So theres only one option left...fucking zombies. Lets do it. Wrestling + zombies = money. Its really WWE's only chance.
 

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Yeah Ive done a lot of research and believe in giving people what they want. They also didnt like my angle of making a stable of all black guys and have them managed by Eva Marie and make it heavily implied that they are all banging her. Apparently this is the most popular type of porn. So give people what they want. They didnt like ANY implied rape storylines. How amazing would it be if it was heavily implied that Bray Wyatt took control of John Cena's parents with mind control and was rapin out his mom on the reg? They hated that idea too. The Klan stable? Wouldnt even listen to ideas on that. Make a story about universal healthcare where WWE cancels wrestlers insurance and Zach Ryder breaks his leg and winds up unable to get the surgery he needs unless Dolph Ziggler can beat Corporate Kane in a health care on a pole match? Have Daniel Bryan continuing just to be this good guy and then one raw they go into his dressing room and the camera pans and there is a tied up little girl in the corner and it is just never explained why.

I gave them a lot of ideas. They didnt like any of them. The point is they wont go edgy. So they need some zombies. It is really their only chance to make money.
 

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Yeah Ive done a lot of research and believe in giving people what they want. They also didnt like my angle of making a stable of all black guys and have them managed by Eva Marie and make it heavily implied that they are all banging her. Apparently this is the most popular type of porn. So give people what they want. They didnt like ANY implied rape storylines. How amazing would it be if it was heavily implied that Bray Wyatt took control of John Cena's parents with mind control and was rapin out his mom on the reg? They hated that idea too. The Klan stable? Wouldnt even listen to ideas on that. Make a story about universal healthcare where WWE cancels wrestlers insurance and Zach Ryder breaks his leg and winds up unable to get the surgery he needs unless Dolph Ziggler can beat Corporate Kane in a health care on a pole match? Have Daniel Bryan continuing just to be this good guy and then one raw they go into his dressing room and the camera pans and there is a tied up little girl in the corner and it is just never explained why.

I gave them a lot of ideas. They didnt like any of them. The point is they wont go edgy. So they need some zombies. It is really their only chance to make money.
Holy shit dude, every idea you had was absolute garbage. You got issues brother.
 
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