Well, I can already change my user title for free in my profile, I won't be changing my username, and I doubt I'll change my username color/glow anytime soon, so I declare that our discounts are an outrage!
We need more benefits. I mean, we don't have any Health Care benefits or Wage-loss benefits. And, if one of us dies or becomes disabled on the job, we're screwed because your administration doesn't cover that!
Come on now, how can I pay for my kid's braces when you don't even offer us dental plans? And what will I have to fall back on when I retire?
Strike, I say!