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This is the Canadian Terretory of the Ultimate Wrestling Alliance, Ontario Wrestling Allegiance. All comments or questions are encouraged.

OWA Roster (f=face, h=heel, n=neutral)

Big Name Players:
Shawn Michaels (h)
Kurt Angle (h)
Bret Hart (f)
Chris Jericho (f)

Mid Card Players:
RVD (f)
Billy Gunn (h)
Road Dogg (h)
John Cena (f)
Edge (h)

Front Card Players:
X-Pac (h)
Rhyno (f)
Billy Kidman (f)
Test (h)
Lance Storm (f)

Lita (f)
Trish Stratus (h)

Bobby Heenan (n)
Stacy Keibler (n)

Tazz (n/h)
Marty Jannetty (n/f)

The UWA presents Friday night slugfest from right here in the Corel Center, Kanata Ontario.

Bobby “The Brain” Heenan made his way down the small ramp into the standard wrestling ring. The crowd wasn’t very big, only about 500 people, but those people must have sounded like 1000. Bobby took a minute to absorb all the attention before putting his Microphone up to his mouth.

Bobby: “Thank you, thank you very much. It means so much to me to be back in the wrestling business. I might not be as spry as I used to, but I can still spot talent and know how to use it. This is the first of what I hope to be many successful shows and once it gets off the ground, we will be the best new product on the market. But I couldn’t do this all on my own, so I have taken the liberty of hiring a personal secretary, Stacy Keibler.”

Stacy Keibler walked out to the ring with a clipboard, dressed like Ms. Handcock. She slowly got in the ring and walked over to Bobby.

Bobby: “Well Miss. Keibler, I trust you have the documentation I requested.”

Stacy handed Bobby the clipboard.

Bobby: “Oh yes, this is excellent, thank you Miss. Keibler. Ladies and Gentleman, tonight, seeing how this our premier show, we have a few formalities to get out of the way. Firstly, we have our announcers who will be doing all of the colour commentary as well as getting in the action a little themselves. Firstly we have one of ECW’s most extreme technical wrestlers, Tazz!”

Tazz walks out to an “ECW” chant and takes his seat at the wooden table at ringside.

Bobby: “Next, we have one of the greatest tag team specialists ever to grace a ring, Marty Jannetty”

Marty jogs down to ringside to a standing ovation with the occasional whistle.

Bobby: “I myself will fill in for either of these two should they be booked in a match. There is also the matter of the ring announcer. I would like to appoint the lovely Stacy Keibler to be the voice to start and end each match. Without further ado, I will hand Stacy the microphone so she can announce the first match. Have a good night everybody.”

Bobby handed Stacy the mic and got out of the ring.

Stacy: “Ladies and Gentleman, let’s hear it for Bobby Heenan!”

The crowd cheered for Bobby as he went behind the curtain.

Stacy: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 275 lbs, “The man-beast” Rhyno!”

Rhyno made his way to the ring to chants of “ECW”. Rhyno got in the ring, climbed the turnbuckle and raised his arms.

Stacy: “And his opponent, from Calgary, Alberta weighing in at 228lbs, Lance Storm!”

Lance Storm made his way to the ring with more chants of “ECW”. Storm slid in the ring as Stacy got out.

Tazz: “Well here is the first match of the OWA and it looks like a good one. Both these guys are as tough as they come when they’re focused, I had a few scraps with them back in ECW and this looks like a good one.”

Marty: “You said it Tazz, I’ve watched both of these guys and can’t wait for the show to start, and I’m so excited!”

Match 1: Rhyno vs. Lance Storm

Match-Notes: Rhyno tried to brawl with Lance Storm and got a few good punched in the corner. When Rhyno tried a shoulder thrust in the corner though, Lance got out of the way and Rhyno hit his shoulder on the post. Lance Storm took advantage of the situation and started to work on Rhyno’s arm with a cross-arm breaker. For five minutes, Storm was working on the arm, and then he began to work on Rhyno’s lower back with a few kicks and a back-breaker. Lance went for the single-leg crab, but Rhyno powered out of it. Rhyno began to gain momentum with moves like a short clothesline and a hard scoop slam. Rhyno had Lance Storm between his legs and he delivered a powerbomb. Rhyno covered for a 2 count. Rhyno then picked Storm up and gave him spine buster which resulted in a 2 count. Rhyno tried for a press slam, but Storm slid down the back of Rhyno and waited for him to turn around. Lance went for a super kick but Rhyno gabbed his foot and swung him around. Lance turned right into a Gore for the three count.

Stacy: “The winner of the match, Rhyno!”

Rhyno celebrated as Lance slowly rolled out of the ring and towards the back. Rhyno soon left the ring as Stacy came back in the ring with her clipboard.

Stacy: “Ladies and gentleman, the next match is for the OWA Tag Team Titles and is scheduled for one fall with a 45 minute time limit. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 415 lbs, Billy Kidman and Rob Van Dam!”

Billy Kidman and RVD made their way to the ring to chants of “ECW” for Rob Van Dam. They got in the ring and posed on opposite corners.

Stacy: "And their opponents, at a combined weight of 505 lbs, The New Age Outlaws!”

Road Dogg: “Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, the Ontario Wrestling Allegiance proudly brings to you, it’s soon to be Tag Team Champions of the World, The Road Dogg Jesse James riding once again with the Badd Ass, Billy Gunn, The New Age Outlaws”

Road Dogg hands Billy the mic.

Billy Gunn: And if you’re not down with that, we got two words for ya!”

Billy Gunn held up the mic as the crowd chants “Suck It!” Stacy leaves the ring as the bell sounds.

Tazz: “Well Marty, this would be your area of expertise, what would you recommend for a team like RVD and Kidman who don’t have the experience as the Outlaws do?”

Marty: “Well Tazz, quick tags are always a good thing and you can never go wrong with a little double teaming to wear down your opponents faster. The longer the match goes, the more it benefits the Outlaws in my opinion.”

Match 2: RVD and Billy Kidman vs. New Age Outlaws for the OWA Tag Titles.

Match Notes: Jesse James and Billy Kidman start the match. The pace is quickened by Billy early with an Irish whip to Road Dogg to the ropes; Billy leapfrogged twice, and then dropkicked Road Dogg in the mouth. Kidman tagged RVD in and Van Dam went straight to the top ropes. Road Dogg stood up and turned around into a martial arts kick of the top ropes. Road Dogg flew into his own corner and Billy tagged himself in. Billy slowed down the pace with his raw power. A few minutes of moves like Stall Suplexes and power slams and RVD was in need of a tag. Road Dogg was in now and was being arrogant, dropping a knee on Van Dam’s forehead. Road Dogg picked him up and set him up for a Pumphandle Slam. Van Dam rolled down the back and tripped Road Dogg. Van Dam dove and tagged in Billy. Billy came in and dropkicked Gunn as he got in the ring, then Road Dogg, then Gunn out of the ring. Billy Kidman grabbed Road Dogg and gave him the BK Bomb for a close two count as Gunn made his way in the ring to break up the pin. Kidman tagged in RVD who wheel kicked Gunn down to the mat. RVD picked up Road Dogg who was recovering from the BK Bomb and threw him into his turnbuckle. RVD followed up with two shoulder thrusts, did a back flip and went for a third, but Billy Gunn pulled Road Dogg out of the way. Road Dogg tagged Billy in and Road Dogg grabbed RVD. Billy was on the second inside rope and jumped to deliver a spike pile driver to RVD. Billy pinned RVD for the three count. Kidman had tried to save RVD but was stopped by Road Dogg.

Stacy: “The winners of the match and new OWA Tag Team Champions, The New Age Outlaws.”

Stacy got in the ring and presented each Outlaw with a briefcase and Road Dogg took Stacy’s mic.

Road Dog: “Thanks sweetie. Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, the new OWA Tag Team Champions of the world, The Road Dogg Jesse James, the Badd Ass Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws!”

The New Age Outlaws leave the ring with their titles as Billy Kidman looks at Rob in the ring. Kidman helps Van Dam out of the ring as Stacy gets back in the ring with her clip board.

Stacy: “Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 45 minute time limit. Introducing first, weighing in at 240 lbs, from Toronto Ontario (crowd cheers) Edge!”

Edge makes his way to the ring, yelling at the occasional fan “I’m better than you”

Stacy: “And his opponent, from West Newbury, Massachusetts weighing in at 240 lbs, John Cena!”

John Cena made his way to the ring wearing an Ottawa Senators jersey with the crowd cheering. John slid in the ring as Edge slid under the bottom rope. Stacy handed John a mic.

John Cena:
“Yo yo yo yo yo, it’s good to be in OWA kicking ass old school,
I’m the doctor of thugonomicks; Edge is the nurse of tools,
Look at him out there, he looks like a reject Barbie doll,
He has long blonde hair and he is without a ball,
But tonight, he’s in for the fight of his life,
I’m going to shove my fist down his throat, just like a knife,
And if Edge thinks he’s beating me, he’s in for a shock
Anyone in here disagrees, they can suck my …”

John holds the mic up as the crowd chants “cock”

Tazz: “Well, that’s John Cena for ya”

Cena takes off his jersey and hands the mic to Stacy before she leaves the ring.

Marty: Well, I don’t like what he said, but he sure sounds confident”

Match 3: Edge vs. John Cena

Match Notes: Cena and Edge started the match evenly, each exchanging hold and counter hold. Edge being the faster of the two was quicker on the draw, but Cena being the stronger was able to counter each hold. After two minutes of feeling each other out, Edge decided to change tactics with a drop toe hold and an elbow to the back of John’s head. Edge then quickly put Cena in a side headlock. Cena made his way up to a vertical base slowly and pushed Edge into the ropes. On the rebound, John landed a spine buster for a 2 count. Cena got to his feet first and kicked Edge in the midsection, then ran against the ropes for a throwback which gained John another 2 count. John picked Edge up and went for a vertical Suplex, but Edge countered and suplexed John. Edge now was in control and before long he had the Edgeucator locked on John Cena. John made it to the ropes however and the hold was released. Edge complained to the ref that John Cena tapped out, and when Edge turned around, he was hoisted up for the FU and the three count.

Stacy: “The winner of the match, John Cena”

Tazz: “What a match Marty, both parties but on a stellar performance.”

Marty: “I can’t argue that point Tazz, both men have a future in this business”

Stacy had gotten in the ring and waited for the crowd to die down before she announced the main event.

Stacy: “Ladies and Gentleman, it’s time for the main event. The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a one hour time limit. Introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta weighing in at 234 lbs, Bret “The Hitman” Hart.”

Bret came out to a loud ovation with chants of “Hitman” and “Pink Attack”

Stacy: “And his opponent, from San Antonio Texas, weighing in at 220 lbs, “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels.”

Shawn came out to jeers and chants of “You screwed Bret!” Bret Hart didn’t wait for Shawn to make it to the ring; he got out and attacked him on the ramp. Bret smashed Shawn’s face against the metal barricade then threw him into the steps. Bret the gave Shawn a DDT on the outside. Shawn was already bleeding and the bell hadn’t gone yet. Bret walked over to the announce table and grabbed a chair. Bret came back over to Shawn with the chair raised high. Shawn low blowed Bret and Bret dropped the chair. Shawn picked up the chair and hit Bret over the back with it. Shawn did it again and again. After six times finally some officials came out and pulled Shawn away from Bret but not before Shawn Hit Bret in the left leg. Bret rived in pain on the ground, holding his leg. Shawn pushed an official over the barricade and ran over to Bret and baseball-slided into his face. Security came out to restrain Shawn. Shawn was brought to the back and Bret was helped up. Bret started to limp his way to the back when Shawn came running out and clotheslined him back down. Shawn then grabbed Bret’s legs and applied the sharpshooter. Bret screamed in pain but didn’t tap. Security finally pulled Shawn off Bret and put Shawn in handcuffs. Shawn was forced to the back cursing. Bret was once again helped up, but he refused to be helped and pushed the officials away. Bret limped to the back on his own.

Tazz: “What the hell just happened?”

Marty: “I guess Shawn and Bret hate each other than I, or anyone else thought. I guess this is the end of out show, we hope you enjoyed it ladies and gentleman. Goodnight!”
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