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There is no way Evan Bourne is cutting a promo, unless it's to remind of why he doesn't cut promos.
Now I'll admit that this is on the slimmest shred of possibility, but...
Well, I saw someone in another thread say that John Morrison had Evan Bourne's push as if it was stolen. Well, there's speculation that Morrison will win EC and face Miz at Mania, although this is held to be a slim possibility. Now let's say that Bourne comes back at Mania and wins MitB. After this, he turns heel by cutting a promo the following night, saying that JoMo, now champion, stole his spot-light. Then at Extreme rules, Morrison retains after a grisly rematch against the Miz, Evan Bourne comes in, and when Jomo pulls himself to his feet, Bourne does the hip kick chain, and when he goes for the spinning heel, JoMo ducks, Russian leg sweep, knee to the face and Starship Pain, making him the first champion to retain against Mr MitB.
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It's a MitB thing. The actual match would be a rematch against the Miz. I'm as antipathetic towards Bourne as anyone else on here (though obviously not because of a dislike of hi-flying face)
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I can see it now... with his eight year old girl voice saying:
"Morrison you silly billy! You took my spotlight away. Now face the wrath of my beautiful shooting death press."
"Morrison you silly billy! You took my spotlight away. Now face the wrath of my beautiful shooting death press."
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Has Bourne ever held a title in the WWE? I don't see Bourne challenging for anything.
I just imagined The Miz saying that with his Bourne impression from the SvR 2011 roster reveal panel.
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Morrison vs bourne, Oh my, 2 overrated jabronis with constant shit eatting grins on their faces.
seriously if they have a match for the title, someone has gotta carpet bomb that arena.
seriously if they have a match for the title, someone has gotta carpet bomb that arena.
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There is better chance of a Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. Owen Hart triple threat match for the WHC. (See what I did there?)
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With Curt Henning on commentary!?!
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And Rick Rude as Special Enforcer. And Andre the Giant as Special Guest Referee.
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Rude totally needs to be with Curt. Umaga, Test, Yokozuna, and Earthquake will Lumberjack.
If you think thats humor, shame.
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I laughed.
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To be fair, if their aim's to get him booed out of the building, his mic work could probably do that.
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