Show begins.
TripleH's music hits. Triple H enter's the ring and grab's the mic.
Triple H: So there's 1 week until Backlash. 1 damn week and as it stands it's Benoit v Eddie v the World Title. WELL THAT'S NOT DAMN RIGHT. It should be me the game v..
HBK's music hits.
Shawn Michaels: Triple H you come out here running your mouth about how you should be in the title match but the fact is you're not and since you're not... how about HBK vs. HHH No Disqualification.
Shane McMahon's music hits.
Shane McMahon: I regret to inform you Backlash has been put back a week. So how about here tonight HBK vs. HHH.
The fans cheer.
Commercial
JR: Were back live *cough cough*
King: Are you ok JR, after what Kane did to you you're in that neck brace and...
JR: I know King, I don't feel well, but I have a job to do and I'm going to do it and I hope that sick monster rots in hell.
Edge's music hits as he makes his way to the ring. Charlie Haas's music hits.
Edge vs. Charlie Haas
Haas and Edge do a stare down and lock up. Haas gets the better of it they try again. Edge drop toe holds Haas into the ropes. He runs off
into a drop kick from Haas. Back suplex by Haas. Haas controlls for 7 minutes and occasionaly Edge gets back into it. Haas Irish whips Edge into the ropes and goes for a clothesline. Edge ducks, turns and hits the spear. Kickout at two. Edge goes for the DDT but Haas throws him over into a northern lights suplex keeping the leg hooked. 1, 2,
kickout.
King: What a move! HE GOT UP WHAT THE
JR: Can you beleive the courage in this kid.
Edge get's back to his feet clotheslines Haas down. Edge builds momentum. Edge suplexs Haas onto the top ropes and now grabs the head DDT time.
JR: Wait thats THATS BROCK LESNAR
Brock Lesnar attack's Edge from behind and hit's the F5 on Edge.
Winner via disqualifcation: Edge
Now Lesnar goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair. Haas makes a quick exit. Lesnar smack's Edge on his broken arm 4 times. He now drags him to the outside and deliver's two F5's into the post.
JR: Some body stop this, come on help some body.
GONG
Fans cheer.
Gong, gong, gong.
Lesnar runs through the crowd to his escape.
The Undertaker walks down just behind that evil Paul Bearer, Viscera and Mideon. Mideon has a eye in a tube. The Undertaker is back in his dark cloak.
JR: What in the world...
Undertaker: I've come back to do what I started some years ago, and that is to lead my Ministry to complete control. Creatures of the night they will be a sacrifice and I have someone very special in mind. Soon I'll reveal the newest member of my Ministry but for tonight I've got my self a match against Rob Van Dam.
RVD's music hits and he gets attacked on the ramp by Bradshaw, who slams RVD on the steel delivering kick's and a powerbomb. Bradshaw then Irish whips him into the steel steps and throws him in the ring match begins.
Undertaker vs. Rob Van Dam
Undertaker lifts RVD up and drops him head first into the turbuckle. RVD turn's around to a boot to the face. Undertaker chokeslams RVD picks him up delivers the tombstone. 1, 2, 3.
Winner: Undertaker
Paul Bearer asks if there going to sacrifice Rob Van Dam. The Undertaker says no because hes to weak.
Commercial
Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit vs. Bradshaw and Billy Gunn
The match goes back and forth for around 5 minutes until Eddie is Irish whipped into the ropes. Blind tag by Benoit. Bradshaw hits the clothesline from hell and covers but he's not the legal man. Bradshaw gets suplexed by Benoit. Billy Gunn runs in and he gets suplexed. Benoit hits some suplex's and a back suplex. Benoit goes up top and hits a headbutt onto Billy Gunn. Bradshaw lines him up for the clothline from hell. Benoit locks in the crossface and Bradshaw's about to tap when Billy Gunn knocks Benoit off. Eddie is up top and hits the frog splash, hitting all 3 competitors. Benoit's arm is still over bradshaw 1, 2, 3 .
Winners: Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit.
Benoits music hits as Eddie celebrates. Benoit gets up spins Eddie around. Right hand to eddie. Eddie hits back. Eddie and Benoit have a fist fight until officials separate them.
Chris Jericho is on his Highlight Reel and makes lots of jokes over WCW and he's about to introduce his first guest when...
Sid Vicious enters the ring from behind wearing a WCW/ECW shirt. Kick to Jericho and then powerbomb. Sid continues this and delivers 2 more powerbombs.
Fans now boo.
Linda McMahon's music hits as she enters the ring and makes some inportant anoucements.
Linda McMahon: First I'd like to say how sorry I am to all the WWE fans after selling the names back to Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman. How ever I think some good things could come from this. I have managed to bring back one WWE superstar. But first the reason this show is 25 minutes longer than usual is because on live TV The Rock will sign a brand new WWE contract. Not many of you know his old one expired last week. The Rock has promised to give up his movie career and sign for us on live TV today. But I can't hold the suspense any longer, with out further a do welcome HULK HOGAN!
The fans cheer HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN
Hogan makes his way to the ring with his old I am a Real American music.
Hogan: Hulkamainia is still alive brother!
The fans cheer.
Eric Bischoff's music hits.
The fans now boo.
JR: What the hell! What is this egomaniac doing here, this ain't right damn it.
Eric grab's a mic.
Eric Bischoff: Well Linda you're more stupid than I thought you were. You think bringing Hogan back is going to make you're ratings higher than us. Hogan is inferior to anyone in WCW/ECW.
Linda McMahon: Is that so Eric? Or are you just saying that because he signed for us and not you?
Eric now laughs.
Hulk Hogan: Listen up Eric, you think I'm an old man, I can be beat huh? There's no one in WCW/ECW who can beat me. Well how about at Backlash you get one of your best superstars to take on me.
Eric: Ok Hogan your on. It'll be you against this man.
Titontron shows Randy Savage who gives a promo on his hate for Hogan.
The fans cheer.
Eric Bischoff: Oh and Linda you might be wondering why I'm out here. Why Shane let me out here that is because well we took care of Shane, have a look.
Titantron show's Shane walking out of his office when GORE strait through the wall.
Heyman comes up laughing and stomps on Shane with Rhyno.
Commercial
Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels
Both men are in the ring. HBK and Tiple H stare each other down. There about to go at it when Evolution's music hit's
From behind Randy Orton attacks Shawn Michaels. Michaels and Orton go at it. Flair and Batista start kicking at Shawn Micheals, who is on the floor. Matt Morgan and Johnny Nitro run into the ring and attack Triple H. Orton, Flair and Batista turn around. Morgan and Nitro stop and Triple H gets to his feet and walks over to Evolution. Triple H smiles when Morgan smiles back Triple H turns around RKO by Orton.
Evolution continue kicking on Michaels and Triple H until Batista brings in 2 steel chairs, one on Triple H's leg and one on Michaels. Orton and Nitro both go to the top ropes when Foleys music hits as he races down into the ring only to be beaten down. It looks as though they will hit the move this time when Kevin Nash and Scott Halls music hits.
The fans cheer.
JR: Oh my King, its, its, its
King: Kevin Nash and Scott Hall!
Kevin Nash and Scott Hall run into the ring and clear house. Standing over the fallen Michaels, Triple H and Foley.
Commercial
Show re-starts with Vince McMahon already in the ring.
Vince McMahon: As I said just before WCW/ECW returned it is time to shake up the WWE! I need to bring back some of the greatest superstars, I need to make more matches, new wrestlers thats what we want. But talking of wrestlers returning, at Backlash not only will it be a WWE/WCW/ECW PPV but I'm bringing back someone very special to the WWE. His name is Bret 'the Hitman' Hart!
The fans cheer.
Vince McMahon: Oh but thats not all... also at Backlash KURT ANGLE will return from a neck injury!
The fans cheer.
Vince McMahon: And as of right now its Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and MickFoley vs. Evolution
The fans cheer.
JR: Can you believe this? What will Vince do next?
Eric Bischoff's music hits as he and Heyman enter the ring.
Eric Bischoff: Well, well, well. It seems Vince thinks bringing old has beens back is going to up the ratings. You will never, never, never, never be at the level WCW/ECW IS YOU SON OF A BITCH.
Vince McMahon: Eric, Eric, Eric you did not let me finish.. Theres one more match I'd like to make. How does this sound it's a 2 on 1 match.. In one corner Vincent Kennedy McMahon in the other corner... Paul Heyman and you Eric!
The fans cheer.
Eric Bischoff: hmm the answer is NO.
The fans boo.
JR: That son of a bitch Eric, he's to scared to go against Vince one on one.
Eric Bischoff: But I'll tell you what, you pick one WWE superstar who's not in a match at Backlash and I'll pick one WCW superstar who's not in a match at Backlash and if yours wins you got me and Heyman NO DQ. However if our superstar wins we get to put you in any match against any one. What do you say vince?
Vince McMahon: Ok, I accept and my superstar will be Shelton Benjamin.
Heyman: Can I choose Eric? I got some one special in mind... Nathan Jones!
The fans boo.
Vince McMahon: oh yes well who said to wait until Backlash. Why dont we...
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL What The Rock is cooking.
the rock makes his entrance into the ring
Rock: The Rock has sat back long enough, listening to all this bull crap. Vince, Eric, Heyman my mind was already made up! I knew where I was going. I've quit Hollywood for Wrestling and you all knew where I'd go. The place I belong, I've been whooping ass for years. I've beat The Undertaker, Stone Cold, Triple H, Chris Jericho, Hulk Hogan, you name it I've done it.
Vince McMahon: Hell yeah, so its sorted then The Rock to the WWE!
Eric: .......
Rock: I've done it all but never in WCW/ECW. Vince looks at The Rock shocked. Rock kicks Vince ROCK BOTTOM.
The fans boo.
Rock: FINALY THE ROCK HAS GONE TO WCW/ECW IF YA SMELLLLLLLLALALALALALLALALALLALALA WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING.
Rock then locks in the Sharpshooter.
The fans now chant Bull Shit and You Sold Out.
JR: SOME BODYS gotta do something. He's gonna break Vince's legs.
King: I should go up there
King takes of his head set when Hulk Hogan runs down the ramp into the ring. Rock, Heyman and Eric make a quick exit. Hogan grabs the mic.
Hulk Hogan: You know something brothers, it seems to me the rockajabroni is back. With the forces of evil this time and I'll be damned if Hulkamainia is just going to sit back and let this happen.
Hulk Hogan: So how about it Rock? At Backlash Rock vs. Hogan 3 No Disqualification.
The fans cheer.
Rock: Oh, you want some of me, come get it big boy oh yeah its on!
Rock and Hogan stare each other down.
Show ends.