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Ok, I'll Use EWR Too, But For My Fed XPW

Background Info: WWE Has Gone Bankrupt, XPW Has Signed Major WWE Stars And A Fed Called NCWA Has Taken The WWE's Place.

Champions

XPW European-Josh Prohibition
XPW King Of Deathmatch-Chris Byhre
XPW Tag Team-Steiners
XPW Television-Zebra Kid
XPW Womens-Molly Holly
XPW World Heavyweight-Undertaker

Will Post My First Show, In 10 Mins Or So

Ok, I'll Use EWR Too, But For My Fed XPW

Background Info: WWE Has Gone Bankrupt, XPW Has Signed Major WWE Stars And A Fed Called NCWA Has Taken The WWE's Place.

Champions

XPW European-Josh Prohibition
XPW King Of Deathmatch-Chris Byhre
XPW Tag Team-Steiners
XPW Television-Zebra Kid
XPW Womens-Molly Holly
XPW World Heavyweight-Undertaker

New Shows Will Be Posted Each Day
First Show Begins Now
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Molly Holly vs Victoria.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Victoria and Molly have been feuding recently. This match is for the XPW Womens title. Molly Holly has been XPW Womens champion since 15 March 2004.

The Match: A weak headbutt on Molly by Victoria causes nothing but pain for both. Victoria misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Victoria takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Victoria reverses an irish whip...and Molly Holly runs into the referee! Molly Holly with an enziguri. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Victoria comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Victoria smashes a Playstation console over the head of Molly. Should have used an X-Box, they're much bigger. Victoria DDTs Molly, but it just looked terrible. There's a two count on the pin. Sloppy discus punch from Victoria barely connects on Molly. Pin, but Molly is out just before the three count. Molly kicks Victoria in the gut to reverse the momentum. Molly Holly hits a dropkick off the table. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Victoria powers out of a Molly Holly headlock. Molly Holly slams Victoria, who rolls onto her stomach. What is Victoria doing? Molly Holly picks her up and signals for a powerbomb. She raises Victoria up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by her opponent in the process! Victoria is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Victoria had taken a chain out of her tights and wrapped it around her fist! Molly Holly must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! Victoria remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
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Undertaker is in the ring. Kane comes out of the crowd and attacks, but eventually gets knocked off balance. Undertaker moves in for the kill. Last Ride! Undertaker takes a chair from ringside, then comes back into the ring. He lets Kane stand up, and then nails him with a chair shot, busting him wide open and leaving him bloodied.
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Josh Prohibition vs Juvi Guerrera.

Match Background: This match is for the XPW European title. Josh Prohibition has been XPW European champion since 22 March 2004.

The Match: Juvi crushes JP with a huge legdrop. Josh Prohibition can barely stand. Juvi Driver! 1....2....3. Juvi Guerrera goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
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Youthanazia vs Steiners vs Ballard Brothers.

Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. Steiners are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This match is for the XPW Tag Team titles. Steiners have been XPW Tag Team champions since 22 March 2004.

The Match: Rick Steiner scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Could have been done a hell of a lot better though. Poppa Pump DDTs Josh Prohibition. Steiners whip Shannon into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Standing leg lariat by Matt Cross on Steiner. Ladder assisted standing moonsault, Poppa Pump gets CRUSHED! Shannon crushes Cross with a huge legdrop. Ballard Brothers whip JP into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Steiner hits a piledriver on Shane Ballard. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Shannon hits a face jam on Rick Steiner onto the ladder! Springboard dropkick from Matt Cross. Nicely done. Cross goes for a splash but Shane puts the knees up. JP gets hip-tossed onto the ladder! Tiger suplex on Steiner. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Shane Ballard and Shannon Ballard climb the ladder and grab the prize for the win.
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Funaki vs The Rock vs Zebra Kid.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Rock is making his debut at this show. This match is for the XPW Television title. Zebra Kid has been XPW Television champion since 29 March 2004.

The Match: Funaki hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Standing leg lariat by Funaki on Zebra Kid. The Rock elbows Funaki in the face to break a hammerlock. Rock chair shots Funaki. Rock takes a NICE hurrancarana from Zebra Kid. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Hard back suplex on Zebra Kid. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Zebra Kid elbows Funaki in the face to break a hammerlock. Rock \ Zebra Kid whip Funaki into the corner. The Rock whips Zebra Kid in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. The Rock scores with a standing spinebuster. Flying cookie sheet shot by Zebra Kid, blasting Rock in the face with it. Rock reverses a Zebra Kid hammerlock. BIG clothesline on Funaki. The Rock moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Rock Bottom. 1....2...3, it's finished.
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Kane vs Undertaker.

Match Background: This will be an inferno bout. Undertaker and Kane have been feuding recently. Kane has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Undertaker is the reigning XPW World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 15 March 2004.

The Match: A weak headbutt on Kane by Undertaker causes nothing but pain for both. Undertaker holds Kane near the flames. Kane takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Undertaker hits a right hand on Kane. Kane reverses a Undertaker hammerlock. Kane throws Undertaker toward the flames, but Undertaker is able to put the brakes on in time. Spear by Kane. Kane misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Big clothesline from Undertaker. Undertaker DDTs Kane. Kane fights out of a grapple. Kane slams Undertaker. Kane gets taken down out of nowhere! Undertaker with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Kane. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Kane floors Undertaker, then signals for the Choke Slam. Meanwhile, Undertaker has something in his hands. Kane comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. I don't think the fight has finished. Kane and Undertaker have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.
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The Show Ends
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New Show

Another Show
Roster Updates:Rosey And Jamal,WGTT Are Hired

The Show Begins....
12th April,Monday,2004
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Molly Holly is in the ring. Victoria comes out, and challenges her to a match at Genocide. The challenge is accepted.
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AJC vs Chris Byhre.

Match Background: This will be a texas death bout. AJC is making his debut at this show. He also works for NCWA and SWC. This match is for the XPW King Of The Deathmatch title. Chris Byhre has been XPW King Of The Deathmatch champion since 22 March 2004.

The Match: Standing leg lariat by Chris Byhre on AJC. Chris Byhre with a cane to the leg. Now that's psychology in a hardcore match! STIFF~! chop lights up AJC who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! AJC charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. ONE...TWO...THREE. Chris defeats AJC. The referee counts: 2....3...4....but AJC stands up. AJC avoids a Chris Byhre avalanche by getting out of the damn way! AJC kicks the leg, knocks Chris down, and goes to work on it. ONE...TWO...THREE. AJC defeats Chris. The referee counts: 2....3...4....but Chris stands up. Doctor Bomb and Chris is hurt. Chris reverses a waistlock. AJC walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one of those though? AJC gets knocked to the ground by Chris, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Swanton Bomb! 1....2....3. The referee counts to 10, this match is over! Chris Byhre goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
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Juvi Guerrera vs William Regal vs Hardcore Holly.

Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. This match is for the XPW European title. Juvi Guerrera has been XPW European champion since 05 April 2004.

The Match: William Regal connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. STIFF high kick on Regal by Juvi Guerrera. Hardcore blocks a punch. Powerslam from Hardcore Holly on Juvi. Powerslam from Hardcore Holly on Regal. There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from Juvi Guerrera. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Juvi Guerrera pins Hardcore. Juvi just WAFFLES Regal with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Juvi crushes Regal with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Juvi drops an elbow...but William Regal moves out of the way. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Juvi! William Regal moves in for the kill. Power Of The Punch! 1....2....3.
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Mad Mikey and Molly Holly vs Victoria and Stevie Richards.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Victoria vs Molly feud. Victoria is the reigning XPW Womens champion, and has been since 05 April 2004.

The Match: Molly hits a dropkick on Stevie Richards. Actually, it barely touched! Molly Holly hits a shitty missile dropkick on Stevie. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Molly Holly and Mad Mikey. Mikey \ Molly whip Stevie into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Stevie walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! There's a two count on the pin. Stevie receives a spinning neckbreaker from Mikey. Stevie reverses a Mad Mikey hammerlock. High Angle DDT by Stevie Richards just SPIKES Mad Mikey down! Stevie tags out to Victoria. Mad Mikey takes a right hand to the temple from Victoria. Powerslam from Victoria on Mikey. Mad Mikey avoids a Victoria avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Tag to Molly Holly. Molly Holly uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Molly face jams Victoria. Pin, but Victoria is out just before the three count. Forearm to the face from Molly on Victoria. Victoria pushes out of a Molly Holly hold. Victoria hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Molly Holly can barely stand. Here it comes - Widow's Peak. 1....2...3, it's finished. Mikey and Molly remain in the ring. Molly Holly does not look happy at losing. Mad Mikey goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Molly. Tensions seem to be rising between these two.
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World's Greatest Tag Team vs Ballard Brothers.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Haas is making his debut at this show. Shelton is making his debut at this show. This match is for the XPW Tag Team titles. Ballard Brothers have been XPW Tag Team champions since 05 April 2004.

The Match: Shane walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Charlie Haas just KILLS Shane Ballard! Shelton chair shots Shannon Ballard. World's Greatest Tag Team whip Shannon into the corner. Charlie Haas whips Shelton Benjamin in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. World's Greatest Tag Team have Shannon Ballard to themselves. Doomsday Device! 1....2....3! It's over. World's Greatest Tag Team go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.
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Undertaker vs Kane.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Undertaker vs Kane feud. Kane has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Undertaker is the reigning XPW World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 15 March 2004.

The Match: Undertaker strikes Kane. Undertaker strikes away at Kane, not doing much damage at all. Kane takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Kane takes a right hand to the temple from Undertaker. Kane counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Bodyslam by Kane. Big piledriver on Undertaker. There's a two count on the pin. Kane charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Undertaker hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. There's a two count on the pin. Sloppy discus punch from Undertaker barely connects on Kane. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Kane kicks Undertaker in the gut to reverse the momentum. Undertaker is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Undertaker blocks a kick from Kane. Undertaker hits a right hand on Kane. Kane can barely stand. Last Ride! 1....2....3. Undertaker is still in the ring celebrating. Kane pushes the referee away. Kane spins Undertaker around. Kane hits the Choke Slam!
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Signed Some New Talent Including Cena,Ivory And Laree
Feuds Going On:Molly Holly And Victoria,Undertaker And Kane, New One This Week AJC And Chris Byhre W/ Joanie Laurer AKA Chyna

Monday,19th April 2004
XPW Monday Nightmare
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Ivory vs Victoria.

Match Background: Ivory is making her debut at this show. Victoria is the reigning XPW Womens champion, and has been since 05 April 2004.

The Match: Victoria strikes Ivory. Ivory pushes out of a Victoria hold. Weak kick from Ivory. I am unpleased. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Sloppy discus punch from Ivory barely connects on Victoria. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Victoria fights out of a grapple. Victoria strikes Ivory with a hard blow. Victoria hits a piledriver on Ivory. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Hooks the leg for a two count. Side suplex from Victoria. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Ivory reverses a hip toss. Messed up bodyslam by Ivory almost kills Victoria. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Victoria blocks a kick from Ivory. Molly Holly comes running down the aisle with a chair! Ivory goes to irish whip Victoria into the ropes. Molly jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Victoria reverses! Collision between Molly, Ivory, and the chair! Ivory staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Ivory and Molly put the boots to Victoria, stomping away on her.
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Kane is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Undertaker, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!
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Chris Byhre vs AJC.

Match Background: AJC and Chris are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the XPW King Of The Deathmatch title. Chris Byhre has been XPW King Of The Deathmatch champion since 22 March 2004.

The Match: Double arm suplex by Chris Byhre connects as AJC hits hard. AJC takes a back suplex. AJC charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. AJC takes a butterfly suplex from Chris. AJC counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Flying shoulder tackle by AJC sends Chris CRASHING to the mat. AJC crushes Chris with a sweet running senton. Covers for a quick two count. AJC walks into a drop toe hold. VICIOUS lightning kick by Chris on AJC. Covers for a quick two count. Blind lariat by Chris was downright NASTY! AJC never...saw...it coming! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! AJC blocks a punch. AJC hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. AJC misses a clothesline. Flying elbow from Chris Byhre connects. Joanie Laurer comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! AJC turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Laurer! Joanie Laurer has left AJC in big trouble. AJC gets knocked to the ground by Chris, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Swanton Bomb! 1....2....3. Chris Byhre, having taken the victory thanks to the outside interference of Joanie Laurer, goes over and shakes hands with her, showing that their plan was a success.
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Hardcore Holly vs William Regal.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the XPW European title. William Regal has been XPW European champion since 12 April 2004.

The Match: William Regal connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Hardcore gets nailed with an old school NES to the head! There's better uses for that thing! Regal drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Hardcore. Hooks the leg for a two count. Regal drives a thrust kick into the chest of Hardcore. There's a two count on the pin. Hardcore Holly reverses a hip toss. Regal hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Hooks the leg for a two count. Powerslam from Hardcore Holly on Regal. Regal reverses a Hardcore Holly hammerlock. Front legsweep slam aka The Stroke by William Regal. William Regal grapples with Hardcore Holly, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Hardcore Holly: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! The fight has started up again! Hardcore Holly attacks Regal, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.
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Joanie Laurer is backstage, and announces that she is making the XPW Television title vacant, effective immediately. XPW Television Champion Is The Rock
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Kane vs Undertaker.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Undertaker vs Kane feud. Kane has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the XPW World Heavyweight title. Undertaker has been XPW World Heavyweight champion since 15 March 2004.

The Match: Undertaker takes a headbutt from Kane. Undertaker kicks Kane in the gut to reverse the momentum. Undertaker strikes away at Kane, not doing much damage at all. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Undertaker turns Kane inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Kane reverses a Undertaker hammerlock. Bodyslam by Kane. Full nelson slam on Undertaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Kane connects and Undertaker is down! Pin, but Undertaker is out just before the three count. Undertaker blocks a punch. Powerslam from Undertaker on Kane. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Undertaker misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Undertaker is in trouble. Choke Slam! 1....2....3. Kane remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
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There Show Over
Next EventPV-Genocide
When:Tomorrow Evening

 

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This Is The PPV For XPW
No Workers Have Been Signed......

25th Of April,2004

Pre-Show Segment
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Stacy Keibler and Miss Jackie are both in the ring in robes, ready for a bikini contest. Stacy goes first, and poses for the crowd. Jackie goes next, and struts around the ring. The judge listens to the crowd reaction and then declares Stacy Keibler the winner. She celebrates while Miss Jackie stands in the corner looking furious.
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Show Starts
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AJC vs Chris Byhre.

Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Joanie Laurer will be the referee for this match. AJC and Chris have been feuding recently. So far, AJC hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Chris since the feud started. This match is for the XPW King Of The Deathmatch title. Chris Byhre has been XPW King Of The Deathmatch champion since 22 March 2004.

The Match: Chris Byhre connects with rights and lefts and AJC is down! Standing leg lariat by Chris Byhre on AJC. A Gut buster connects on AJC and hits hard. AJC tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. AJC blocks a kick from Chris Byhre. AJC hits a dropkick on Chris Byhre and gets right back up. Ring-shaking body slam on Chris. Hooks the leg for a two count. AJC charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Chris Byhre hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Emerald Fusion by Chris Byhre on AJC! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! AJC is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Chris takes a headbutt from AJC. Chris reverses a AJC hammerlock. Fallaway slam by Chris Byhre puts down AJC. AJC turns around...and gets punched in the face by Joanie Laurer! He staggers back, straight into a roll up by Chris Byhre: 1...2...3! Chris Byhre climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory
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We see Victoria warming up backstage.
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Molly Holly vs Victoria.

Match Background: This will be an I Quit bout. This is a continuation of the Victoria vs Molly feud. This match is for the XPW Womens title. Victoria has been XPW Womens champion since 05 April 2004.

The Match: Molly Holly uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Victoria comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Victoria strikes away at Molly Holly, not doing much damage at all. Victoria slams Molly Holly down. Molly is sure in trouble now. Victoria with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Molly. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Molly blocks a kick from Victoria. Molly Holly uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Molly face jams Victoria. Victoria takes a knee lift from Molly. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Molly charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Molly Holly takes a right hand to the temple from Victoria. Victoria scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Victoria floors Molly Holly and locks in an ankle lock! The referee asks Molly....and we have a submission! The match is over. The fight has started up again! Molly Holly attacks Victoria, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.
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Joanie Laurer is sitting in her locker room, when Chris Byhre walks in. He thanks Joanie Laurer for her recent help, and they shake hands.
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Josh Prohibition vs William Regal vs Scott Steiner.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. This match is for the XPW European title. William Regal has been XPW European champion since 12 April 2004.

The Match: Josh Prohibition kicks the leg, knocks Regal down, and goes to work on it. JP hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Regal pushes out of a Josh Prohibition hold. Josh Prohibition takes a butterfly suplex from Regal. Scott Steiner hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Hard back suplex on Poppa Pump. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Josh Prohibition misses a clothesline. Regal \ Poppa Pump whip JP into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Regal hits a great swinging DDT on Josh Prohibition. Regal then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Wack kick from Poppa Pump. Scott Steiner misses a clothesline. Josh Prohibition takes a butterfly suplex from Regal. William Regal floors Josh Prohibition. Regal Stretch!!! Josh Prohibition taps out!
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10 Man Battle Royal.

Match Background: This match is for the XPW Television title.

The Match: BIG clothesline on Henry. Mark Henry got eliminated by Dreamer. (Elimination # 1) Chris Divine strikes Hardcore. Hardcore Holly was eliminated by Devine. (Elimination # 2) Mikey slams Funaki down. Funaki is sure in trouble now. Mikey threw Funaki all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 3) Double leg takedown from Mad Mikey sets up a ground and pound in the middle of the ring. What the hell is this, UFC? Mikey tried to eliminate Trinity, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! BIG clothesline on Mikey. Mad Mikey got bundled out by Stevie. (Elimination # 4) Dreamer scoops and slams Chris Divine. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Dreamer threw Chris Divine over the top rope, but Chris Divine skinned the cat to save himself! Stevie scoops and slams Tommy Dreamer. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Stevie went for the elimination, but Tommy Dreamer held on to the ropes at the last possible second! Lizzy Borden DDTs Trinity in a move that is so poorly executed, you can actually see that Trinity's head didn't touch the mat at all. Borden went for the elimination, but Trinity held on to the ropes at the last possible second! Devine just WAFFLES Jindrak with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Tiger suplex on Jindrak. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Borden is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Dreamer went for the elimination, but Lizzy Borden held on to the ropes at the last possible second! Chris Divine walks into a chop and BUMPS OFF IT. I love that. Borden went for the elimination, but Chris Divine held on to the ropes at the last possible second! Trinity hits a shitty missile dropkick on Stevie. Trinity threw Stevie Richards over the top rope, but Stevie Richards skinned the cat to save himself! Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Stevie Richards ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Tommy Dreamer was eliminated by Stevie. (Elimination # 5) Devine hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Devine threw Lizzy Borden all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 6) Chris Divine hits a rolling kick on Jindrak. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Devine threw Mark Jindrak all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 7) Trinity tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Chris Divine. Trinity went for the elimination, but Chris Divine held on to the ropes at the last possible second! BIG clothesline on Devine. Stevie tried to eliminate Chris Divine, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Trinity by Stevie. Remember when that was a legit finish? Stevie went for the elimination, but Trinity held on to the ropes at the last possible second! Devine crushes Trinity with a huge legdrop. Devine tried to eliminate Trinity, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Massive backbreaker on Trinity and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Stevie tried to eliminate Trinity, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Devine takes a headbutt from Stevie Richards. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Trinity is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Stevie threw Trinity over the top rope, but Trinity skinned the cat to save herself! Full nelson slam on Trinity. Stevie went for the elimination, but Trinity held on to the ropes at the last possible second! Hard back suplex on Stevie. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Devine threw Stevie Richards all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 8) Devine takes a chop from Trinity. Face crusher from Trinity on Devine sets up for an elbowdrop. Trinity has Chris Divine down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Moonsault hit hard. Chris Divine got eliminated by Trinity.
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World's Greatest Tag Team vs The Rock And Rap Connection.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Cena is making his debut at this show. Cena and Rock are teaming up as The Rock And Rap Connection for the first time tonight. This match is for the XPW Tag Team titles. World's Greatest Tag Team have been XPW Tag Team champions since 12 April 2004.

The Match: BAAACK Body drop by Cena gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Charlie Haas scoops up Cena. Shelton bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Rock counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! The Rock hits a bulldog off the ropes. Powerbomb on Haas. Charlie Haas is all alone...F-U/People's Elbow!! 1....2....3! The Rock And Rap Connection go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.
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Undertaker vs Kane.

Match Background: This will be a barbed wire bout. This is a continuation of the Undertaker vs Kane feud. This match is for the XPW World Heavyweight title. Kane has been XPW World Heavyweight champion since 19 April 2004.

The Match: Kane launches Undertaker into the barbed wire! Undertaker walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Undertaker kicks Kane in the gut to reverse the momentum. Undertaker strikes away at Kane, not doing much damage at all. Running clothesline from Undertaker was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Undertaker launches Kane into the barbed wire! Kane takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Kane backdrops Undertaker out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Kane. Spear by Kane. Kane scores with a standing spinebuster. Flying shoulder tackle by Kane sends Undertaker CRASHING to the mat. Kane launches Undertaker into the barbed wire! Undertaker pushes out of a Kane hold. Undertaker with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Kane. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Side suplex from Undertaker. Undertaker moves in for the kill. Last Ride! 1....2....3. Undertaker gives a murderous look toward Kane...and attacks! Kane gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Undertaker leaves the ring having left Kane down and out.
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Show Ends

If Your Wondering About The Wrestlers AJC And Chris Byhre. They Are Backyard Wrestlers.

Next Show: Monday Nightmare
Up By:Sometime Between Today and Tomorrow

 

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Monday Nightmare

XPW Monday Nightmare Show For The 26th Of April 2004
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Chris Byhre vs Josh Prohibition.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the XPW King Of The Deathmatch title. Chris Byhre has been XPW King Of The Deathmatch champion since 22 March 2004.

The Match: Big forearm by Chris Byhre makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Moonsault while holding a chair! JP gets absolutely crushed as Chris Byhre is also in a lot of pain from the impact!Hard back suplex on JP. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hard back suplex on JP. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. JP counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Hip toss onto a chair by JP! Flying reverse elbow by Josh Prohibition. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chris counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. GORGEOUS Spinning bulldog in the corner and JP is down. Covers for a quick two count. SHINING WIZARD~! on JP by Chris! Pin, but JP is out just before the three count. Chris walks into a drop toe hold. Standing leg lariat by Josh Prohibition on Chris. JP charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Second rope flying axe handle, JP goes down. One day, Chris might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Chris Byhre gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! AJC comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Chris turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! AJC has left Chris down and bloodied.
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Chris Byhre is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this and you should too! He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about AJC, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!
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Molly Holly vs Jazz.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Wack kick from Jazz. A weak headbutt on Molly by Jazz causes nothing but pain for both. Molly takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Weak bodyslam on Molly by Jazz sets up a legdrop. Jazz misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Molly hits an arm drag on Jazz, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Badly executed second rope splash by Molly. Hooks the leg for a two count. Molly goes for a splash but Jazz puts the knees up. Jazz hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Covers for a quick two count. Jazz turns Molly inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Molly Holly powers out of a Jazz headlock. Molly hits a quick kick on Jazz. Molly goes for a splash but Jazz puts the knees up. Weak bodyslam on Molly by Jazz sets up a legdrop. Victoria comes running down the aisle with a chair! Jazz goes to irish whip Molly Holly into the ropes. Victoria hits Molly with a chair to the back! Jazz has Molly Holly down on the canvas. Here it comes...STF! Molly Holly taps! Victoria obviously hasn't finished her attack yet! Molly Holly stands up. Victoria spins Molly around. Victoria hits the Widow's Peak! Victoria eventually leaves, having caused enough damage.
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World's Greatest Tag Team vs Divine Storm.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Spinning bulldog in the corner and Quiet is down! Tag to Chris Divine. Spin kick by Charlie Haas to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Haas tags out to Shelton Benjamin. Reverse DDT on Devine. Tag between Chris Divine and Quiet Storm. Big piledriver on Quiet. Belly to belly off the top rope! Shelton Benjamin signals for the Super Kick! The Rock comes out of the crowd and into the ring! Charlie Haas goes to make the save, but is attacked at ringside by John Cena! Shelton Benjamin turns around. The Rock spins Shelton around. The Rock hits the Rock Bottom! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Rock! Rock And Rap Connection don't look like they've finished! They continue to beat down on World's Greatest Tag Team until a host of referees and officials run out to pull them off!
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William Regal vs Trinity vs Supreme.

Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. This match is for the XPW European title. Trinity is the reigning XPW Television champion, and has been since 25 April 2004. William Regal has been XPW European champion since 12 April 2004.

The Match: William Regal snap suplexes Supreme. Back suplex on Trinity. Regal walks into a drop toe hold. Supreme strikes William Regal with a hard blow. Back heel kick from Trinity on Supreme. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Regal drives a thrust kick into the chest of Trinity. Trinity comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Supreme \ Trinity hook up Regal, then hit a double suplex. Supreme turns Regal inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Supreme pins Regal. Supreme hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Trinity fights out of a grapple. Trinity with an enziguri. Hooks the leg for a two count. Supreme reverses a Trinity hammerlock. Supreme hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Trinity slams Supreme, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Supreme doing? Trinity picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. She raises Supreme up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by her opponent in the process! Supreme is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Supreme had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Trinity must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot!
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Kane vs Mark Henry.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Henry takes a headbutt from Kane. Kane with a spinning neckbreaker on Henry. Spinebuster by Kane. Kane scores with a big spinebuster. Undertaker comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Clothesline...but Kane ducks! Mark Henry gets hit! Kane knocks Undertaker out of the ring. Kane moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Choke Slam. 1....2...3, it's finished. Mark Henry and Undertaker try to beat down Kane, but end up getting run out of the ring by a furious Kane. They leave quickly before they end up taking any more punishment.
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End Of Show.......

Next Week's Matches
Rock And Rap Connection -vs- WGTT -vs- Divine Storm For Tag Team
Supreme -vs- William Regal For European
AJC -vs- Chris Byhre W/ Joanie Laurer
Victoria -vs- Molly Holly In A Hardcore Matchup
Undertaker -vs- ???

 

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Next Show
Been Busy So Here It Is
.....................................................................Supreme vs William Regal

Big forearm by William Regal, and it's BONZO GONZO....or something like that. Regal drives a forearm into the chest of Supreme. Big forearm by William Regal, and it's BONZO GONZO....or something like that. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Vertical suplex by William Regal. Supreme was really high...i can relate to that. 1 - 2 - kick out. Supreme elbows William Regal in the face to break a hammerlock. Supreme strikes William Regal. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Powerslam from Supreme on Regal. William Regal reverses a hip toss. Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of Supreme. William Regal moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Power Of The Punch. 1....2...3, it's finished. William Regal climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory
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Victoria vs Molly Holly

Victoria takes a chop from Molly. Molly Holly sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner Victoria takes a knee lift from Molly. Face crusher from Molly on Victoria. Molly Holly misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Victoria hits Molly with a plastic dinosaur. Victoria hits a stump piledriver on Molly Holly, but messed it up. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Molly gets out the back of a Victoria bodyslam attempt. Flying elbow off the top rope by Molly Holly. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Molly face jams Victoria. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Molly only gets knees on a splash. Lame kick from Victoria. Victoria drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Flying elbow from Molly Holly. Victoria reverses an irish whip...and Molly Holly runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Victoria knocks Molly to the outside, then signals for the Widow's Peak. She reaches out of the ring for Molly Holly...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Molly sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. I don't think the fight has finished. Victoria and Molly have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.
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AJC vs Chris Byhre

Chris Byhre uses a forearm to the face. Standing kicky thing by Chris Byhre on AJC. Vertical suplex by Chris Byhre. AJC was really high...i can relate to that. Gut buster, AJC hits hard. AJC counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Hard legsweep by AJC. AJC crushes Chris with a running Butt Bomb. Some people would call it a sit-down splash, i prefer the term Butt Bomb. 1 - 2 - kick out. Chris Byhre pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Back suplex...AJC got slammed down. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Back suplex off the top rope, AJC got folded up big time. 1 - 2 - 2.999 AJC counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Dropkick connects...Chris goes down like a skanky hooker. Chris reverses a AJC hammerlock. Hard legsweep by Chris. AJC is in control. Joanie Laurer comes up behind...low blow! AJC collapses to the floor. Chris Byhre takes the advantage. AJC gets knocked to the ground by Chris, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Swanton Bomb! 1....2....3. The fight has started up again! AJC attacks Chris, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.
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John Cena is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes Charlie Haas, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Cena turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. John Cena can barely stand. Haastruction! Charlie Haas raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Cena, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of John Cena, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help John Cena as Charlie Haas exits via the crowd.
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World's Greatest Tag Team vs Rock And Rap Connection vs Divine Storm

Chop hits Devine...that was stiffer than a 14 year old at a stripper convention. Thrown slam by John Cena. Cena tags out to Shelton Benjamin. Chris Divine takes a butterfly suplex from Shelton. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Chris Divine powers out of a Shelton Benjamin headlock. Devine tags out to Quiet Storm. Divine Storm whip Shelton into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Tag between Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas. Haas hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Quiet takes a rana from Charlie Haas. Quiet tags out to The Rock. DDT by Charlie Haas. Rock counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Charlie Haas is in trouble. Here it comes - Rock Bottom. 1....2...3, it's finished.
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Undertaker vs Bradshaw

Undertaker hits a right hand on Bradshaw. Bradshaw takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Lame kick from Bradshaw. Undertaker reverses an irish whip...and Bradshaw runs into the referee. Hah, die referee scum! Bradshaw turns Undertaker inside-out with a clothesline. Cover, but there's no one to count for Bradshaw. Undertaker reverses a waistlock. Undertaker hits a right hand on Bradshaw. Undertaker DDTs Bradshaw. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Undertaker turns Bradshaw inside-out with a clothesline. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Bradshaw blocks a kick from Undertaker. Bradshaw DDTs Undertaker. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Undertaker elbows Bradshaw in the face to break a hammerlock. Bradshaw is in trouble. Here it comes - Last Ride. 1....2...3, it's finished. Kane comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Kane spins Undertaker around. Kane hits the Choke Slam! Undertaker has been left down on the canvas.
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