I'm using EWR 4, as I have E-fedding to do so yeah...
Basham Brothers vs Orlando Jordan and Hardcore Holly
Flying shoulder tackle by Danny sends Hardcore to the mat. Big piledriver on Hardcore. Tag between Danny Basham and Doug Basham. Doug Basham with a spinning neckbreaker on Hardcore. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Lariat, apparently Basham thinks he is Stan Hansen. Basham tags out to Danny Basham. Basham Brothers whip Hardcore into the corner. Doug Basham whips Danny Basham in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Hardcore ducks a wild right hand. Hardcore tags out to Orlando Jordan. Orlando Jordan hits a right hand on Danny Basham. Orlando Jordan DDTs Danny. Jordan tags out to Hardcore Holly. Jordan \ Hardcore whip Danny into the corner. Orlando Jordan whips Hardcore Holly in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hardcore Holly uses a neckbreaker on Danny. Hardcore Holly hits a bulldog off the ropes. Tag between Hardcore Holly and Orlando Jordan. Big kick from Jordan. Danny Basham powers out of a Orlando Jordan headlock. Tag between Danny Basham and Doug Basham. Basham hits a piledriver on Orlando Jordan. Orlando Jordan is in big trouble...Double DDT!! 1....2....3! Basham Brothers climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.
Rey Mysterio is backstage. I went downstairs to get a beer. When i came back, i caught the end of this interview. I think he was out there to hype a match against Ultimo Dragon.
A-Train vs Bill DeMott
A-Train hits a bulldog off the ropes. A-Train scores with a poor standing spinebuster. A-Train DDTs Bill DeMott. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. DeMott takes a vertical suplex. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Bill DeMott, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Running clothesline from Bill DeMott. Bill DeMott DDTs A-Train. A-Train powers out of a Bill DeMott headlock. A-Train hits a bulldog off the ropes. A-Train moves in for the kill. Derailer!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Bill DeMott leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...A-Train comes running as well, and DeMott gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle.
The 3 members of The FBI are backstage. They were hyping up an upcoming match against Jimmy Yang.
Jimmy Yang vs Nunzio
Standing kicky thing by Jimmy Yang on Nunzio. Kick from Jimmy Yang...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Nunzio walks into a high dropkick from Jimmy Yang. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Second rope flying axe handle, Nunzio goes down. 1 - 2 - kick out. Nunzio pushes out of a Jimmy Yang hold. Big forearm by Nunzio, and it's BONZO GONZO....or something like that. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Jimmy Yang gets nailed with a suplex. Jimmy Yang, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Springboard dropkick from Jimmy Yang...cool. Jimmy Yang floors Nunzio...and climbs the turnbuckles. Yang Time!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Jimmy Yang goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
Rey Mysterio vs Ultimo Dragon
Rey takes a rana from Ultimo Dragon. Springboard dropkick from Ultimo Dragon...that looked pretty cool. Vicious kick to the teeth from Ultimo Dragon. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Second rope flying axe handle, Rey goes down. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Rey powers out of a headlock. Rey Mysterio hits a rolling kick on Ultimo. Rey crushes Ultimo with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. Rey only gets knees on a splash. Super kick by Ultimo Dragon. Rey Mysterio can barely stand. Here it comes - Flipping Reverse DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished. Rey Mysterio offers a handshake to Ultimo...and he accepts it!
Lance Storm is backstage. My alcohol-induced haze meant i missed most of this....screw it. I heard enough to realise that he wanted to rip into Paul London. Looks like we'll be seeing them fight then.
Paul London vs Lance Storm
Lance Storm scores with a back heel kick on London. London reverses a Lance Storm hammerlock. Paul London scores with a back heel kick on Storm. Lance Storm charges, London moves, and the referee is knocked out. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Paul London, Storm might be dead. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. London drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Kick by Lance Storm...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Storm crushes London with a running butt smash...nothing says 'killer move' like driving your ass into someone else's face. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Springboard dropkick from Lance Storm...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. London counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. I missed what happened for a few minutes as i went to get a beer...i'm going to take an educated guess and say that Bruiser Brody made a stunning return and beat everyone up, then left. I'm sticking with that story until proven wrong. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Paul London gets taken down out of nowhere. Paul London can barely stand. Super Kick!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
I've signed AJ Styles and Jerry Lynn and Heat has changed to Carnage and it is like a RAW or SD show now