Sunday Night Heat.
Billy Kidman vs Ultimo Dragon.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Kidman walks into a high dropkick from Ultimo Dragon, almost losing several teeth in the process. Ultimo Dragon hits a rolling kick on Kidman. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kidman blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Kidman hits a dropkick on Ultimo Dragon and gets right back up. Billy Kidman connects with a back heel kick on Ultimo and gets back up quickly. Kidman hits a dropkick on Ultimo Dragon and gets right back up. Ultimo counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Flying reverse elbow by Ultimo Dragon. Billy Kidman is in trouble. Flipping Reverse DDT! 1....2....3.
My Opinion: Usually, this is designated for good matches that were usually way too short for some reason. What's your excuse? *3/4
Rey Mysterio is backstage. He was on Hype Central (HYPE CENTRAL!!!) tonight, this time for a match with Matt Hardy Version 1.0. Can you believe that I just marked out for Lance Wright? How many people even remember that guy?
Garrison Cade and Mark Jindrak vs La Resistance.
Match Background: La Resistance are the reigning World Tag Team champions.
The Match: THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Flying cross body off the top rope! Cade tags out to Mark Jindrak. Bodyslam by Jindrak. There's a two count on the pin. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Mark Jindrak just KILLS Rene Dupree! Tag to Garrison Cade. Jindrak \ Cade whip Dupree into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Rene Dupree elbows Garrison Cade in the face to break a hammerlock. Dupree tags out to Sylvan Grenier. Weak bodyslam on Cade by Grenier sets up a legdrop. Weak bodyslam by Grenier. Tag between Sylvan Grenier and Rene Dupree. La Resistance whip Cade into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Garrison Cade charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Nice piledriver on Cade. Tag to Sylvan Grenier. Cade takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Garrison Cade reverses a hip toss. Tag to Mark Jindrak. Big piledriver on Grenier. Mark Jindrak sets Sylvan Grenier up in the corner. Splash Mountain!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. La Resistance look like they aren't done...and they attack Jindrak \ Cade! After an exchange of blows, Jindrak and Cade are laid out in the ring.
My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities.
Roddy Piper is backstage with Sean O'Haire. Roddy Piper was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match between Sean O'Haire and Chris Kanyon. I hope it's good...
A video is played, hyping the upcoming Rey Mysterio vs Matt Hardy Version 1.0 match.
Chris Kanyon vs Sean O'Haire.
Match Background: None.
The Match: O'Haire scoops and slams Chris Kanyon. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Fallaway slam by Sean O'Haire puts down Chris Kanyon. Covers for a quick two count. Kanyon ducks a wild right hand. Bodyslam by Kanyon. O'Haire is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. BAAACK Body drop by O'Haire gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Chris Kanyon misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Full nelson slam on Kanyon. Chris Kanyon can barely stand. Prophecy!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Sean O'Haire goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it.
A video is played, hyping Randy Orton.
Rey Mysterio vs Matt Hardy Version 1.0.
Match Background: This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight title.
The Match: Spinning bulldog in the corner and Rey is down! Rey walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Springboard dropkick from Matt Hardy Version 1.0. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rey flips out of a Matt Hardy Version 1.0 bodyslam attempt. Flying elbow from Rey Mysterio connects. Lightning kick by Rey on Matt. Matt kicks Rey Mysterio in the gut to reverse the momentum. Rey takes a NICE hurrancarana from Matt Hardy Version 1.0. Matt Hardy Version 1.0 moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Twist Of Fate. 1....2...3, it's finished. Matt Hardy Version 1.0 goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
My Opinion: *1\2 rating is all it gets from me.
Overall rating: 68%
Billy Kidman vs Ultimo Dragon.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Kidman walks into a high dropkick from Ultimo Dragon, almost losing several teeth in the process. Ultimo Dragon hits a rolling kick on Kidman. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kidman blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Kidman hits a dropkick on Ultimo Dragon and gets right back up. Billy Kidman connects with a back heel kick on Ultimo and gets back up quickly. Kidman hits a dropkick on Ultimo Dragon and gets right back up. Ultimo counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Flying reverse elbow by Ultimo Dragon. Billy Kidman is in trouble. Flipping Reverse DDT! 1....2....3.
My Opinion: Usually, this is designated for good matches that were usually way too short for some reason. What's your excuse? *3/4
Rey Mysterio is backstage. He was on Hype Central (HYPE CENTRAL!!!) tonight, this time for a match with Matt Hardy Version 1.0. Can you believe that I just marked out for Lance Wright? How many people even remember that guy?
Garrison Cade and Mark Jindrak vs La Resistance.
Match Background: La Resistance are the reigning World Tag Team champions.
The Match: THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Flying cross body off the top rope! Cade tags out to Mark Jindrak. Bodyslam by Jindrak. There's a two count on the pin. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Mark Jindrak just KILLS Rene Dupree! Tag to Garrison Cade. Jindrak \ Cade whip Dupree into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Rene Dupree elbows Garrison Cade in the face to break a hammerlock. Dupree tags out to Sylvan Grenier. Weak bodyslam on Cade by Grenier sets up a legdrop. Weak bodyslam by Grenier. Tag between Sylvan Grenier and Rene Dupree. La Resistance whip Cade into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Garrison Cade charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Nice piledriver on Cade. Tag to Sylvan Grenier. Cade takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Garrison Cade reverses a hip toss. Tag to Mark Jindrak. Big piledriver on Grenier. Mark Jindrak sets Sylvan Grenier up in the corner. Splash Mountain!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. La Resistance look like they aren't done...and they attack Jindrak \ Cade! After an exchange of blows, Jindrak and Cade are laid out in the ring.
My Opinion: DUD. That's about all I can say without getting into obsenities.
Roddy Piper is backstage with Sean O'Haire. Roddy Piper was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match between Sean O'Haire and Chris Kanyon. I hope it's good...
A video is played, hyping the upcoming Rey Mysterio vs Matt Hardy Version 1.0 match.
Chris Kanyon vs Sean O'Haire.
Match Background: None.
The Match: O'Haire scoops and slams Chris Kanyon. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Fallaway slam by Sean O'Haire puts down Chris Kanyon. Covers for a quick two count. Kanyon ducks a wild right hand. Bodyslam by Kanyon. O'Haire is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. BAAACK Body drop by O'Haire gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Chris Kanyon misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Full nelson slam on Kanyon. Chris Kanyon can barely stand. Prophecy!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Sean O'Haire goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it.
A video is played, hyping Randy Orton.
Rey Mysterio vs Matt Hardy Version 1.0.
Match Background: This match is for the WWE Cruiserweight title.
The Match: Spinning bulldog in the corner and Rey is down! Rey walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Springboard dropkick from Matt Hardy Version 1.0. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rey flips out of a Matt Hardy Version 1.0 bodyslam attempt. Flying elbow from Rey Mysterio connects. Lightning kick by Rey on Matt. Matt kicks Rey Mysterio in the gut to reverse the momentum. Rey takes a NICE hurrancarana from Matt Hardy Version 1.0. Matt Hardy Version 1.0 moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Twist Of Fate. 1....2...3, it's finished. Matt Hardy Version 1.0 goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
My Opinion: *1\2 rating is all it gets from me.
Overall rating: 68%