lol this is the first time ive attemped any thing like this im starting of with all the storylines the wwe have now and changeing it from there after i do the royal rumble you will notice alot of changes lol. any ways here it is
pyro starts and we begain!
jr: welcome every one to monday night raw tonight we will see kane take on booker t
jr: and shawn micheals rvd take on tripleH and randy orton
king: i cant wait jr i....
mavens music hits
jr: Its maven king hes back mavens back
king: its great to see him back after his injurry
maven jumps into the ring
jr: by god king he looks better then hes ever been
maven takes the mic
maven: well well well it feels so great to be back here in texas!!
fans: yay.
maven: all the hard hours of training i do each week its all worth it to hear you all my name YA
maven raises fist and runs around the ring a little
maven: but the main reason im back and love this business is.
if ya if ya if ya smellalallallllalalalal oh look at the tounge
the rocks music hits
king" OMG ITS THE ROCK THE ROCKS HERE
jr" WELL I NEW NOTHING ABOUT THIS
rock makes his way slowly into the ring and climbs every post raiseing his arm
maven: rock i was in the middle
rock: WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW dont you ever interupt the great one.
rock: now the rock says this maven you return tonight acting like any one cares with your little OH YA IM BACK HEHE ITS GOOD TO BE IN TEXAS
rock: well ill tell ya what the people would rather see donkeys crapping then listen to you.
fans" YAY!!!
fans rocky rocky rocky
rock looks to the left and the right
rock: so whats your name again?
maven: my name is.
rock: IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS.
rock: your wasteing the rocks time hes out here to make an inportant challenge.
rock: so why dont you go suck a monkeys nipple or some thing
maven goes for the clothesline
rock ducks
jr: ROCK BOTTOM ROCK BOTTOM
rock: ya i hope ya enjoy that you pile of monkey crap
rock: any ways i came here to do one thing GOLDBERG i know your back tonight after your trip to jappan to face *********** CHARLE
rock: but theres one thing that keeps eating me up and that is. last year you beat the rock oh ya you did so this year the rock is gonna whip your bald headed ass your gonna see the
rock: pie eating jabroni beating trail blazeing eyebrow raiseing gonna whip your ass here to jappan like a little bitch peoples champion the rock.
fans: rocky rocky rocky
Jr: did you hear that the rock just challenged goldberg
king: ya jr this is gonna get ugly
pyros explode
fans: goldberg goldberg goldberg
JR: ITS GOLDBER KING THIS IS GONNA BE A SLOBBER KNOCKER
maven makes his way to his feet
SPEAR
jr: goldberg just speared maven the rock has run to the out side of the ring THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
goldberg: rock i have 1 thing to say ITS ON!
rock: you think your arnie now? the terminator ITS ON ITS ON ITS ON HAHHA
goldberg: laugh it up rock but you see this useless thing in the rock THIS IS YOUR FUTURE
goldberg picks maven up over his head
jr: whats goldberg doing king?
jr: omg no!
Goldberg throws maven over the top rop at the rock
jr: maven just missed the rock BUT HIS HEAD HIT THE COLD STEEL OMG. KING I DONT KNOW THAT WAS SICK
king:.... i dunno what to say that was horrible i just hope mavens ok
rock looks back taunting and runs
goldberg: ROCK YOUR NEXT!
comercial...
show restarts
we see highlights of what just happand.
king: well upnext its jericho against mark henry
jr: ya where in for a slobberknocker
break the walls down chris jericho makes his way down to the ring
jr: theres henry! THERES HENRY NO STOP THIS
mark henry clotheslines chris jericho from behind then throws him into the ring post and now the steel steps and now into the ring
mark henry continues the irish whiping him into the ring post then running into him
king: chris jericho just got squashed like a lemmon there
jr: jericho is being manhandled
mark henry delivers a leg drop 2 and misses the 3
chris jericho battles to his feet blocks a markhenry punch kick to the knee henrys wobbleing 3 more kicks henry clotheslines jericho down again
henry forces jericho up over his head and drops him
jr: brute force there by mark henry he lifted jericho of the floor and over his head
henry locks in a bear hug
jericho with a smack to the face 1 2 3 time he drops jericho runs to the ropes henry goes for a boot DROP KICK TO THE LEG henrys on his knees
jericho runs again ducks the clothesline goes of the rop again flying clothes line henrys down
henry gets back up goes for a punch great duck by jericho bulldog henrys down
jr:lion sault!! its over
fans 1 2
henry pushed up
king: how did he do that?
jericho goes to the rop rope henrys oh his feet missle drop kick henrys down!
jericho trying to lock in the walls of jericho but henrys legs are 2 big
jr: HE DID IT HE GOT IT ON WALLS OF JERICHO HES SCREAMING HENRYS SCREAMING HES GONNA TAP
christians music hits
christian runs down the ring on to the apron to be knocked of by chris jericho
jericho turns around powerslam by henry
1 2 3
jr: god damn that christian dispicable acts
king: i dont think mark henry is done..
mark henry drags chris jericho over to the corner climbs the seccond rope and delivers a splash
jr: thats dispicable!
henry leaves the ring christian quickly enters with 2 chairs laying one underneith jerichos head
king: i hope this is not what i think it is
jr: i thought these was friends OMG NO DONT DO IT OMG NO
christian slams the chair down over the head of chris jericho.
christian leaves the ring smileing
medics run down to the ring
king: its trish trish is running down
trish enters the ring and comforts chris jericho
advertisement of tripleh randy orton v hbk rvd later tonight plays
we go to evolutions locker
HHH: i just got out of erics office and he made are little tag team match No dq
orton: thats why your the game
flair: and when WHERE DONE KICKING THERE ASS we can go party OH YA
flair starts danceing
stone cold enters
austin: Hi all i heard that jackass made the match no dq?
batista gets in austins face
batista: ya austin and theres not a damn thing you can do about it you little worm
fans OOOO
austin: haha. YES there is you see now you have a match batista its no longer steven richards its now you and rick flair against the dudleyz in a tag team tables match
austin goes out the door closes it then reopens it
austin: btw did i say it was for the tag team tittles? and up next? have a niceday
jr: did you hear that king! tag team tittle match up next!
comercial
flair batista and the dudleyz are already in the ring as the match starts
flair and bubba are battleing it out bubba clothelines flair flair gets strait up scoop slam big elbow flairs in no mans land
batista and dvon haveing it out dvon trys shoulderbargeing batista down but he gets knock down dvons back up batista picks dvon up by the throat and throws him into the corner
fans: we want tables we want tables we want tables
batista knees to the rib section batista lifts dvon up and drops his head onto the turbuckle
jr: oh what a move by batista
flair is still been beaten down by bubba low blow by flair hes starting to get back in controll rake to the eyes and yet another low blow bubbas down
batista brings a table in he drags bubba over to it batista is about to powerbomb bubba Dvon to the back of batista flair runs black jack to flair
there both behind batista
fans: 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JR: 3D ON BATISTA HES OUT COLD WAIT NO
king: its orton and tripleH
jr: damnit shawn micheals aint here yet
kick to bubba pedagree
RKO to dvon there both out
TIME TO PLAY
jr: RVD RVD RVD
king: whats next?
orton and tripleH leave the ring
rvd follows them steel chair in hand
batista is up hes got dvon
jr: spike dudley its spike
spike runs in and attempts to dudley dog batista but batista throws him out the ring
batista turns around
fans: 3D!!!!
jr 3D!
now dvon passes flair up to the top rope and is about to throw him threw the table when batista uses every effort of strenth to low blow dvon
jr: dvons out and so is batista now
bubba drops flair to his knees and begains to stomp on batista for awhile
king: flairs up
Flair back drops bubba threw the table
ring ring
the winner of this match and still tag team champions of the world evolution
jr: they just got screwed the dudleys was screwed
comercial
up next victoria v trish
jr: i know this will be your fav match of the night king
king: puppies puppies puppies puppies
jr: cant you get your mind of any thing else? what about wrestling god darn it
victoria makes her way into the ring followed by trish
trish takes of with plenty of fists and kicks
victoria ducks and ddts trish
this match goes back and forth for 3 4 mins till
king: puppies puppies
victoria rips trishes top of!
victoria swings the top around
roll up
1 2 3
trish steels it
jazz runs down to the ring and attacks trish
as victoria leaves the ring
jazz picks trish up and ddts her
king: the puppies some one better do some thing about the puppies
jr: omg jazz has got a steel chair
trish drop kicks the chair into jazzes face
king: way to go trish
christian runs down the ring and kicks trish in the gut and delivers the unprettier
jr: CHRISTIANS A SORRY ASSED BASTARD IF I EVER SAW ONE DOING THAT TO A DEFENCELESS WOMAN
advertisement of kane v booker T next
jr: right out the mouth of hell its the undertakers little brother kane
kane makes his way into the ring raises his arms the fire shoots up from the pole he does this not 1 not 2 but 3 times
kane then grabs a mic
Booker t. you asked austin for this match DO YOU REALISE? what you have done. i was the one who killed my brother
i killed the undertaker when i burried him alive
i tombstoned linda i beat shane in an ambulance match hahahaha so booker t tonight will be no exception i wont stop this match till your in a body bag
can you dig it suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
jr: strong words from kane king
king: kanes hes a monster im sorry jr... i forgot
jr: its alright king i still have the burn marks from when he set me on fire
booker t gets in the ring quickly ducks a kane right hand 8 of his own then a big kick knocking kane down
kane sits up
booker to of the rop flying kick kanes down again
kane sits up
booker t runs to the rops runs of it
kane catches him HUGE CHOCKSLAM
jr: omg kane just broke booker t in half
kane then grabs booker t and delvers another one and then repeats his actions for the 3 chockslam
kane then leaves the ring and grabs a chair
kane re enters the ring kane smashes the chair on bookers t leg
kane then folds the chair up as tho he was going to sit on it
he then powerbombs booker t threw it
jr: some ones gotta stop this madness any one
fans we want taker we want taker we want taker
king: the fans have started a undertaker chant
kane gets the mic THERE IS NO UNDERTAKER HES DEAD I KILLED HIM REMMBER HAHA
lights go of
fans YAY!!!!!!
jr: omg king!!
lights return on and we see booker t has been given a blood bath
king: for a minute there i thought....
jr: ya king me two
kane grabs the mic one last time HAHA HA
we go to the back
and see goldberg trying to start his car
jr: looks like goldbergs haveing car trouble
goldberg opens the door and pulls out a cell
king: its the rock
the rock attacks goldberg from behind with a steel pipe
jr: PIPE SHOT AGAINST THE BACK
king: but goldbergs still up hes turning around
the rock smashes goldberg over the head with the pipe knocking goldberg onto the front of the car
rock climbs onto the front rock bottom threw the glass
jr: some body get some help back there!
rock: goldberg do you smell what the rock is cookin....
rock then leaves while medics attend to goldberg
evolutions music hits as tripleH and randy orton make there way down to the ring
OH OH SHAWN IM JUST A KING I KNOW IM SEXY
hbks music hits he gets just out side the ring as ITS TIME TO PLAY
rvds music hits
king: say it jr say it
jr: this could be a slobber knocker
rvd and tripleh start things of tripleh does a tie up rvd gets thrown down
tripleH tries it again rvd ducks kick to the back of the head of tripleH hes down to his knees kick to tripleHs face
tripleh rolls over to orton as rvd poses
tripleH runs for a clothesline duck by rvd rvd jumps on the rop kick to triplehs face
1 2
tripleH shoulders up
rvd continues kicking tripleH is in the corner summer sault diveing shoulder into tripleH.
tripleH is layed out with his head on the bottom turbuckle
rbd runs diveing kick tripleH moves out the way
jr: that looked nasty folks rvds leg bent all the way back
tripleh starts with some kicks to rvds leg and works on it for about 2 minuts.
tripleH tags in orton he does basicly the same they both continue this assult for upto 10 mins untill...
tripleH back in rvd goes for the kick tripleH caught the leg now hes pointing to his head RVD KICKED TO THE HEAD
RVD AND TRIPLEH ARE OUT
orton runs in he gets kicked to
rvds crawling
jr: come on RVD COME ON YOUR THERE
king: NO TRIPLEH NO RVD GOT THE TAG
jr: oh hell yea
hbk runs in punch to tripleH now orton tripleh again orton again drop kick on tripleh
clothesline to orton
slam on orton ddt on tripleh
orton gets back to his feet hbk tries the irish whip but its reversed hbk into the ropes he ducks the punch of the other rope FLYING CLOTHES LINE the kick up hbk style
hbk goes to the rop starts the stomp
jr: flair flairs running down to the ring
SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO FLAIR!
batista runs down rvd jumps over the ropes onto him
king: i cant beleive what im seeing here
hbk turns around RKO
tripleH now picks him up and pedagrees him
1
2
NO NO
jr: YES YES HE PUSHED UP HBK GOT HIS FOOT UP
orton stops poseing tripleH mouth drops
rvd sneaks in and clothes orton over the top rope then tripleH throws rvd out after
hbk jumps up
king: DONT TURN AROUND TRIPLEH
sweet chin music
hbk drops on him
1 2 3!!
FANS YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
JR: HBK DID IT
OOH OH SHAWN hbks music hits
jr: NO BATISTA WITH THE CHAIR
batista lays micheals out with a chair then rvd
flair in and stomps away
orton back
tripleH is moveing to his feet
WHEN COME OM COME GET THE TABLES
jr: its the dudleyz!
king: ...
the dudleys knock flair and batista down
just to have tripleh low blow bubba and rvd rko dvon
tripleH then pedagrees bubba
every one on evolution makes there way to there feet as tripleH goes out side and under the ring
jr: SLEDGEHAMMER
king: this is going to fire come on tripleh
tripleh takes the mic SHAWN MICHEALS THIS WILL TEACH YOU FOR MESSING IN MY AFAIRS YOU WONT BE HERE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE
tripleH raises it over his head
GLASS BREAKS
fans YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jr: AUSTIN ITS AUSTIN THE RATTLE SNAKE
randy orton runs out side to attack austin
only to have his punch blocked
jr: austin rights and lefts rights and lefts STUNNER STUNNER!!
batista rolls out with the chair austin kicks batista throws him into the baricade picks the chair up and smacks batista over the head with it
jr: batistas bleeding
austin gets in the ring kick to flair stunner
tripleH sledge hammer misses
jr: STUNNER OH HELL YA
tripleH bounces up from the stunner turns around
jr: superkick HBKS UP MICHEALS JUST LEVED HIM
GLASS BREAKS
all the faces walk around the ring to a huge reaction as the heels are left laid out
end of show
pyro starts and we begain!
jr: welcome every one to monday night raw tonight we will see kane take on booker t
jr: and shawn micheals rvd take on tripleH and randy orton
king: i cant wait jr i....
mavens music hits
jr: Its maven king hes back mavens back
king: its great to see him back after his injurry
maven jumps into the ring
jr: by god king he looks better then hes ever been
maven takes the mic
maven: well well well it feels so great to be back here in texas!!
fans: yay.
maven: all the hard hours of training i do each week its all worth it to hear you all my name YA
maven raises fist and runs around the ring a little
maven: but the main reason im back and love this business is.
if ya if ya if ya smellalallallllalalalal oh look at the tounge
the rocks music hits
king" OMG ITS THE ROCK THE ROCKS HERE
jr" WELL I NEW NOTHING ABOUT THIS
rock makes his way slowly into the ring and climbs every post raiseing his arm
maven: rock i was in the middle
rock: WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW dont you ever interupt the great one.
rock: now the rock says this maven you return tonight acting like any one cares with your little OH YA IM BACK HEHE ITS GOOD TO BE IN TEXAS
rock: well ill tell ya what the people would rather see donkeys crapping then listen to you.
fans" YAY!!!
fans rocky rocky rocky
rock looks to the left and the right
rock: so whats your name again?
maven: my name is.
rock: IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS.
rock: your wasteing the rocks time hes out here to make an inportant challenge.
rock: so why dont you go suck a monkeys nipple or some thing
maven goes for the clothesline
rock ducks
jr: ROCK BOTTOM ROCK BOTTOM
rock: ya i hope ya enjoy that you pile of monkey crap
rock: any ways i came here to do one thing GOLDBERG i know your back tonight after your trip to jappan to face *********** CHARLE
rock: but theres one thing that keeps eating me up and that is. last year you beat the rock oh ya you did so this year the rock is gonna whip your bald headed ass your gonna see the
rock: pie eating jabroni beating trail blazeing eyebrow raiseing gonna whip your ass here to jappan like a little bitch peoples champion the rock.
fans: rocky rocky rocky
Jr: did you hear that the rock just challenged goldberg
king: ya jr this is gonna get ugly
pyros explode
fans: goldberg goldberg goldberg
JR: ITS GOLDBER KING THIS IS GONNA BE A SLOBBER KNOCKER
maven makes his way to his feet
SPEAR
jr: goldberg just speared maven the rock has run to the out side of the ring THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
goldberg: rock i have 1 thing to say ITS ON!
rock: you think your arnie now? the terminator ITS ON ITS ON ITS ON HAHHA
goldberg: laugh it up rock but you see this useless thing in the rock THIS IS YOUR FUTURE
goldberg picks maven up over his head
jr: whats goldberg doing king?
jr: omg no!
Goldberg throws maven over the top rop at the rock
jr: maven just missed the rock BUT HIS HEAD HIT THE COLD STEEL OMG. KING I DONT KNOW THAT WAS SICK
king:.... i dunno what to say that was horrible i just hope mavens ok
rock looks back taunting and runs
goldberg: ROCK YOUR NEXT!
comercial...
show restarts
we see highlights of what just happand.
king: well upnext its jericho against mark henry
jr: ya where in for a slobberknocker
break the walls down chris jericho makes his way down to the ring
jr: theres henry! THERES HENRY NO STOP THIS
mark henry clotheslines chris jericho from behind then throws him into the ring post and now the steel steps and now into the ring
mark henry continues the irish whiping him into the ring post then running into him
king: chris jericho just got squashed like a lemmon there
jr: jericho is being manhandled
mark henry delivers a leg drop 2 and misses the 3
chris jericho battles to his feet blocks a markhenry punch kick to the knee henrys wobbleing 3 more kicks henry clotheslines jericho down again
henry forces jericho up over his head and drops him
jr: brute force there by mark henry he lifted jericho of the floor and over his head
henry locks in a bear hug
jericho with a smack to the face 1 2 3 time he drops jericho runs to the ropes henry goes for a boot DROP KICK TO THE LEG henrys on his knees
jericho runs again ducks the clothesline goes of the rop again flying clothes line henrys down
henry gets back up goes for a punch great duck by jericho bulldog henrys down
jr:lion sault!! its over
fans 1 2
henry pushed up
king: how did he do that?
jericho goes to the rop rope henrys oh his feet missle drop kick henrys down!
jericho trying to lock in the walls of jericho but henrys legs are 2 big
jr: HE DID IT HE GOT IT ON WALLS OF JERICHO HES SCREAMING HENRYS SCREAMING HES GONNA TAP
christians music hits
christian runs down the ring on to the apron to be knocked of by chris jericho
jericho turns around powerslam by henry
1 2 3
jr: god damn that christian dispicable acts
king: i dont think mark henry is done..
mark henry drags chris jericho over to the corner climbs the seccond rope and delivers a splash
jr: thats dispicable!
henry leaves the ring christian quickly enters with 2 chairs laying one underneith jerichos head
king: i hope this is not what i think it is
jr: i thought these was friends OMG NO DONT DO IT OMG NO
christian slams the chair down over the head of chris jericho.
christian leaves the ring smileing
medics run down to the ring
king: its trish trish is running down
trish enters the ring and comforts chris jericho
advertisement of tripleh randy orton v hbk rvd later tonight plays
we go to evolutions locker
HHH: i just got out of erics office and he made are little tag team match No dq
orton: thats why your the game
flair: and when WHERE DONE KICKING THERE ASS we can go party OH YA
flair starts danceing
stone cold enters
austin: Hi all i heard that jackass made the match no dq?
batista gets in austins face
batista: ya austin and theres not a damn thing you can do about it you little worm
fans OOOO
austin: haha. YES there is you see now you have a match batista its no longer steven richards its now you and rick flair against the dudleyz in a tag team tables match
austin goes out the door closes it then reopens it
austin: btw did i say it was for the tag team tittles? and up next? have a niceday
jr: did you hear that king! tag team tittle match up next!
comercial
flair batista and the dudleyz are already in the ring as the match starts
flair and bubba are battleing it out bubba clothelines flair flair gets strait up scoop slam big elbow flairs in no mans land
batista and dvon haveing it out dvon trys shoulderbargeing batista down but he gets knock down dvons back up batista picks dvon up by the throat and throws him into the corner
fans: we want tables we want tables we want tables
batista knees to the rib section batista lifts dvon up and drops his head onto the turbuckle
jr: oh what a move by batista
flair is still been beaten down by bubba low blow by flair hes starting to get back in controll rake to the eyes and yet another low blow bubbas down
batista brings a table in he drags bubba over to it batista is about to powerbomb bubba Dvon to the back of batista flair runs black jack to flair
there both behind batista
fans: 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JR: 3D ON BATISTA HES OUT COLD WAIT NO
king: its orton and tripleH
jr: damnit shawn micheals aint here yet
kick to bubba pedagree
RKO to dvon there both out
TIME TO PLAY
jr: RVD RVD RVD
king: whats next?
orton and tripleH leave the ring
rvd follows them steel chair in hand
batista is up hes got dvon
jr: spike dudley its spike
spike runs in and attempts to dudley dog batista but batista throws him out the ring
batista turns around
fans: 3D!!!!
jr 3D!
now dvon passes flair up to the top rope and is about to throw him threw the table when batista uses every effort of strenth to low blow dvon
jr: dvons out and so is batista now
bubba drops flair to his knees and begains to stomp on batista for awhile
king: flairs up
Flair back drops bubba threw the table
ring ring
the winner of this match and still tag team champions of the world evolution
jr: they just got screwed the dudleys was screwed
comercial
up next victoria v trish
jr: i know this will be your fav match of the night king
king: puppies puppies puppies puppies
jr: cant you get your mind of any thing else? what about wrestling god darn it
victoria makes her way into the ring followed by trish
trish takes of with plenty of fists and kicks
victoria ducks and ddts trish
this match goes back and forth for 3 4 mins till
king: puppies puppies
victoria rips trishes top of!
victoria swings the top around
roll up
1 2 3
trish steels it
jazz runs down to the ring and attacks trish
as victoria leaves the ring
jazz picks trish up and ddts her
king: the puppies some one better do some thing about the puppies
jr: omg jazz has got a steel chair
trish drop kicks the chair into jazzes face
king: way to go trish
christian runs down the ring and kicks trish in the gut and delivers the unprettier
jr: CHRISTIANS A SORRY ASSED BASTARD IF I EVER SAW ONE DOING THAT TO A DEFENCELESS WOMAN
advertisement of kane v booker T next
jr: right out the mouth of hell its the undertakers little brother kane
kane makes his way into the ring raises his arms the fire shoots up from the pole he does this not 1 not 2 but 3 times
kane then grabs a mic
Booker t. you asked austin for this match DO YOU REALISE? what you have done. i was the one who killed my brother
i killed the undertaker when i burried him alive
i tombstoned linda i beat shane in an ambulance match hahahaha so booker t tonight will be no exception i wont stop this match till your in a body bag
can you dig it suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
jr: strong words from kane king
king: kanes hes a monster im sorry jr... i forgot
jr: its alright king i still have the burn marks from when he set me on fire
booker t gets in the ring quickly ducks a kane right hand 8 of his own then a big kick knocking kane down
kane sits up
booker to of the rop flying kick kanes down again
kane sits up
booker t runs to the rops runs of it
kane catches him HUGE CHOCKSLAM
jr: omg kane just broke booker t in half
kane then grabs booker t and delvers another one and then repeats his actions for the 3 chockslam
kane then leaves the ring and grabs a chair
kane re enters the ring kane smashes the chair on bookers t leg
kane then folds the chair up as tho he was going to sit on it
he then powerbombs booker t threw it
jr: some ones gotta stop this madness any one
fans we want taker we want taker we want taker
king: the fans have started a undertaker chant
kane gets the mic THERE IS NO UNDERTAKER HES DEAD I KILLED HIM REMMBER HAHA
lights go of
fans YAY!!!!!!
jr: omg king!!
lights return on and we see booker t has been given a blood bath
king: for a minute there i thought....
jr: ya king me two
kane grabs the mic one last time HAHA HA
we go to the back
and see goldberg trying to start his car
jr: looks like goldbergs haveing car trouble
goldberg opens the door and pulls out a cell
king: its the rock
the rock attacks goldberg from behind with a steel pipe
jr: PIPE SHOT AGAINST THE BACK
king: but goldbergs still up hes turning around
the rock smashes goldberg over the head with the pipe knocking goldberg onto the front of the car
rock climbs onto the front rock bottom threw the glass
jr: some body get some help back there!
rock: goldberg do you smell what the rock is cookin....
rock then leaves while medics attend to goldberg
evolutions music hits as tripleH and randy orton make there way down to the ring
OH OH SHAWN IM JUST A KING I KNOW IM SEXY
hbks music hits he gets just out side the ring as ITS TIME TO PLAY
rvds music hits
king: say it jr say it
jr: this could be a slobber knocker
rvd and tripleh start things of tripleh does a tie up rvd gets thrown down
tripleH tries it again rvd ducks kick to the back of the head of tripleH hes down to his knees kick to tripleHs face
tripleh rolls over to orton as rvd poses
tripleH runs for a clothesline duck by rvd rvd jumps on the rop kick to triplehs face
1 2
tripleH shoulders up
rvd continues kicking tripleH is in the corner summer sault diveing shoulder into tripleH.
tripleH is layed out with his head on the bottom turbuckle
rbd runs diveing kick tripleH moves out the way
jr: that looked nasty folks rvds leg bent all the way back
tripleh starts with some kicks to rvds leg and works on it for about 2 minuts.
tripleH tags in orton he does basicly the same they both continue this assult for upto 10 mins untill...
tripleH back in rvd goes for the kick tripleH caught the leg now hes pointing to his head RVD KICKED TO THE HEAD
RVD AND TRIPLEH ARE OUT
orton runs in he gets kicked to
rvds crawling
jr: come on RVD COME ON YOUR THERE
king: NO TRIPLEH NO RVD GOT THE TAG
jr: oh hell yea
hbk runs in punch to tripleH now orton tripleh again orton again drop kick on tripleh
clothesline to orton
slam on orton ddt on tripleh
orton gets back to his feet hbk tries the irish whip but its reversed hbk into the ropes he ducks the punch of the other rope FLYING CLOTHES LINE the kick up hbk style
hbk goes to the rop starts the stomp
jr: flair flairs running down to the ring
SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO FLAIR!
batista runs down rvd jumps over the ropes onto him
king: i cant beleive what im seeing here
hbk turns around RKO
tripleH now picks him up and pedagrees him
1
2
NO NO
jr: YES YES HE PUSHED UP HBK GOT HIS FOOT UP
orton stops poseing tripleH mouth drops
rvd sneaks in and clothes orton over the top rope then tripleH throws rvd out after
hbk jumps up
king: DONT TURN AROUND TRIPLEH
sweet chin music
hbk drops on him
1 2 3!!
FANS YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
JR: HBK DID IT
OOH OH SHAWN hbks music hits
jr: NO BATISTA WITH THE CHAIR
batista lays micheals out with a chair then rvd
flair in and stomps away
orton back
tripleH is moveing to his feet
WHEN COME OM COME GET THE TABLES
jr: its the dudleyz!
king: ...
the dudleys knock flair and batista down
just to have tripleh low blow bubba and rvd rko dvon
tripleH then pedagrees bubba
every one on evolution makes there way to there feet as tripleH goes out side and under the ring
jr: SLEDGEHAMMER
king: this is going to fire come on tripleh
tripleh takes the mic SHAWN MICHEALS THIS WILL TEACH YOU FOR MESSING IN MY AFAIRS YOU WONT BE HERE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE
tripleH raises it over his head
GLASS BREAKS
fans YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jr: AUSTIN ITS AUSTIN THE RATTLE SNAKE
randy orton runs out side to attack austin
only to have his punch blocked
jr: austin rights and lefts rights and lefts STUNNER STUNNER!!
batista rolls out with the chair austin kicks batista throws him into the baricade picks the chair up and smacks batista over the head with it
jr: batistas bleeding
austin gets in the ring kick to flair stunner
tripleH sledge hammer misses
jr: STUNNER OH HELL YA
tripleH bounces up from the stunner turns around
jr: superkick HBKS UP MICHEALS JUST LEVED HIM
GLASS BREAKS
all the faces walk around the ring to a huge reaction as the heels are left laid out
end of show