Ok Here we go. Please be nice, this is my first ever program.
Pyros go off to start Smackdown!
Cole: Welcome to the new Smackdown! Live from the Giant Centre in Hershey, PA!
Tazz: Well tonight is our first Smackdown with our new roster, as a result the lottery this past Monday on Raw!
Vince Mc Mahon’s music hits
Cole: And here come the man responsible for that lottery, Mr McMahon!
Vince walks down to the ring sporting his usual strut. He climbs in the ring and signals for a mic.
Cole: Well it looks like we’ll kick off Smackdown! with an announcement from the Chairman of the WWE
Tazz: Ssshhh! Cole, the boss has got something to say
Mr McMahon: Well tonight, all of you bear witness to a groundbreaking moment in sports-entertainment history!
Crowd cheers
Mr McMahon: Tonight all of you bear witness to a proud moment for me, and for the history of Smackdown! (More Cheers) Last Monday on Raw, you all saw there re-birth of Smackdown thanks to my lottery. And even if I say so myself, Smackdown! did well in that very lottery, as they now have an impeccable roster.
Now I would like to congratulate the man in control of that roster, Smackdown! General Manager, Paul Heyman!
Paul Heyman’s music blasts around the arena to a chorus of boos, but they change to cheers as out steps not Heyman, but STEPHANIE MCMAHON!
Stephanie walks out mic in hand and waves to the crowd before switching her focus to her father
Stephanie: Hi Daddy, did you miss me?
Camera turns to Vince’s shocked reaction
Stephanie: You see Daddy, I have a letter from Mommy here, and it basically says that I’M the general manager of Smackdown!
Vince: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Steph: Well Daddy, the stipulation of our match was that if I tapped, I lost my position as General manager of Smackdown! Well, I’m afraid I never tapped. So technically, I’m still the GM of Smackdown! If you don’t believe me, read it!
Vince: YOU CAN’T DO THIS! YOU LOST! YOU TAPPED YOUR NOT THE GM ANYMORE!
Steph: I’m afraid I can!
Vince pauses to think
Vince: Well…well, well then your FIRED! You can’t stop me doing that, I’m still the chairman dammit!
Steph: Oh Dad, Dad, how predictable you are.
Stephanie smiles and looks toward the titan-tron
To Vince’s surprise, Linda McMahon walks out to join her daughter
Linda: Vince, Vince, Vince. I’m so sorry to ruin your parade but I have an important message straight from the board of directors
Crowd Cheers
Linda; Basically, you can’t fire Stephanie because you don’t have the authority to.
Vince: WHAT THE HELL, OF COURSE I HAVE THE DAMN AUTHORITY TO, I RUN THIS SHOW!
Linda: Well Vince, you don’t have the authority to because you’re not the Chairman of Smackdown anymore!
Vince: Well then, who the hell is?
Linda: Vince haven’t you guessed yet?
Linda looks at Stephanie
Linda: The new Chairman of Smackdown is…
ME!
Stephanie and Linda hug as Vince goes nuts in the ring
The crowd begins to chant: Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey, GOODBYE!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
As we come back from the break, the camera focuses on Michael Cole and Tazz
Cole: Well, what a shocking event we just witnessed
Tazz: I still can’t believe, that Vince McMahon, our boss for so long, I no longer the Chairman of Smackdown!
Lita’s music hits
Match 1: Lita vs Trish Stratus vs Jazz ( No. 1 Contenders Match )
Lita comes out first, quickly followed by Trish. Infuriated by Trish’s actions at WMXX, Lita starts beating on her former friend as Jazz runs to the ring. Lita hits Trish with a vicious clothesline. She goes for another, Trish ducks, Lita hits her with a nice drop-toehold. Jazz enters and pulls Lita to the mat by her hair. Trish gets back up and kicks Jazz full on in the gut and then hits her with a swinging neckbreaker. Quick cover, 1…2… Lita breaks up the pin attempt. Lita throws Trish to the turnbuckle, she turns round, Jazz runs at her but Lita sends her packing over the top rope, leaving her alone with Trish. Lita hits Trish with rights and bounces her off the ropes. Trish attempts the matrix move but gets clocked with a beautiful leg drop by Lita. Jazz re-enters and hits Lita with a fisherman suplex 1…. 2… kickout. Trish batters Jazz on the way up with a stern kick to the face. She walks over to the still grounded Lita and spits in her face, much to the crowds’ disapproval. Jazz tries to Irish whip Trish to the corner but its reversed. Trish sets up Jazz for the Stratusphere. Jazz pushes Trish and she crashes to the floor outside of the ring. Jazz admiring her handiwork, doesn’t see Lita rise. Frankensteiner by Lita! She heads back up to the top rope for a cross body but a returning Trish pushes her off. Trish hops back in the ring. She picks up Jazz by the hair, goes for the Stratusfaction, this could be the end, No! Jazz reverses. JAZZ STRETCH! Trish is on the brink off tapping here. What an excruciating hold, perfectly applied by Jazz, Trish readies her hand to tap. Lita’s back on top. Drop-kick by Lita to break up the hold! All 3 of the women are down. The Crowd begin a Lita chant. It’s about two minutes before Jazz gets to her feet. Jazz is visibly mad as she approaches Lita. She screams at her, You bitch! She was about to tap. She puts Lita in suplex position. Even though she’s facing the ropes, Jazz still sees Trish’s advance, She blocks her right hand. Instead of knocking her down, Jazz points at Lita, They’re teaming up! Trish joins Jazz in suplex position, seemingly going for a double suplex. At the last second, they turn around, suplexing Lita to the concrete floor! Jazz and Trish then go at it, exchanging punches in the centre of the ring. Jazz then goes for a superkick. Trish ducks it, she pulls the top rope down and Jazz goes flying over the top at out to ringside, leaving Trish solitary in the ring. Hold on a second, here comes Christian! He runs to the ring. Trish distracts the ref and Christian picks Lita up. Oh My God! Christian just unprettiered Lita sending her face first into the concrete! He throws Lita back in the ring. The cover by Trish 1…2…3! Lita and Jazz were screwed! Trish and Christian celebrate up the rampway as EMTs rush to attend to Lita.
Winner and No.1 Contender for the Women’s title: Trish Stratus
Cuts to backstage
Paul Heyman is walking with a sour look on his face. He knocks on Vince McMahon’s locker room door. As he enters we see Vince packing his bags.
Heyman: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! I’M THE GM, NOT STEPHANIE! YOU HAVE TO GET ME MY JOB BACK!
Vince: Paul! Calm down. There’s nothing I can do. Linda is the Chairwoman now.
Heyman: I DON’T GIVE A DAMN! I WANT MY JOB BACK! I CALL THE SHOTS AROUND HERE, NOT LINDA, NOT STEPHANIE….
Vince: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, THERE’S NOTHING I CAN ABOUT IT DAMMIT! GET OUT OF MY FACE!
Vince picks up his bags and heads toward the door
Paul: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?
Vince: I’m leaving, I don’t run this show anymore!
Vince storms out leaving an irate Paul Heyman to vent his frustration by throwing his cell phone at the wall.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Cuts from break to Cole and Tazz
Cole: Wow! What an eventful Smackdown! It’s been so far
Tazz: It’s been a rocket-buster of a show and I’ll bet that the next match will be no different
Cole: No doubt!
Match 2: Billy Kidman vs Chavo Guerrero Non-Title Match
Kidman makes his way to the ring. Then Chavo Guerrero, the Cruiserweight Champion makes his way down the entrance ramp and walks to the ring with Chavo Sr. Kidman comes out all guns blazing with fists to the face. He throws Chavo to the ropes and hits him with a powerful drop-kick. Cover 1…2…kickout. Kidman continues the assault by stomping on Chavo. Chavo grabs Kidman’s foot and keeps hold of it until he’s back up to a vertical base. Enziguiri by Kidman, Cover again, 1…2…kickout. Irish whip by Kidman that’s reversed by Chavo. Kidman bounces off the ropes, Chavo Sr. grabs Kidman’s foot and sends him face first into the mat. He ate canvas there! Chavo begins to work on Kidman with stomps to the knee. He then lifts it high above him head and slams it with unreal velocity into the mat. Chavo applies a headlock, which Kidman powers out of, and he pushes Chavo against the ropes. Kidman goes for a clothesline, Chavo ducks it, and bounces off the ropes on the other side of the ring, Dropkick to the knee of Kidman. Cover 1…2…Billy kicks out with his good leg. Chavo, now with the distinct advantage, pulls Kidman to the centre on the ring. He locks in a perfectly applied single-leg Boston crab on the bad knee! Kidman is writhing in pain! He slowly begins to crawl to the ropes, his knee looks like it’s about to give way. Slowly, he inches his way closer to the ropes. He’s arms length away from the ropes, He extends his arm out fully and grabs the ropes to make the break, but Chavo isn’t letting up! He pulls Kidman back to the centre of the ring. Stepover, STF! Kidman is trapped! He’s not giving up. He begins to crawl pulling his own weight as well as Chavo’s. He readies his hand, He’s gonna tap! He gives it one big last pull to the ropes. He’s there! Chavo is forced to make the break by the ref. Chavo is mad that Kidman didn’t tap and he repeatedly stomps on him, busting his knee even more. He pulls him up and delivers a scintillating hurricanrana, but surprisingly doesn’t make a cover. Instead, he pulls Kidman the corner and slides out of the ring. Through the ropes, He pulls Billy’s legs so they are either side of the ring post. Knee into the ring post! Chavo repeats this a few times before sliding back in the ring. He once again pulls him to the middle of the ring and goes to lock back in the single leg crab. Countered by Kidman into a drop toehold. Kidman is up on one leg! Punches to the skull of Chavo. Chavo gets back up but gets planted with a DDT by Kidman. He pulls Chavo to the corner and begins to climb the turnbuckle on his good leg. He gets ready to attempt a shooting star press from the top rope, but Chavo Sr. gets on the apron. Chavo Sr. pushes Kidman off and he gets hung up on the ropes! Chavo rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He gets back in the ring and the ref runs over and tries to disarm Chavo. Chavo Sr. then sneaks up from behind Billy. Belt shot to the head! Chavo lets go of the chair and covers Kidman. Feet on the ropes. 1…2…3!
Winner: The Cruiserweight Champion, Chavo Guerrero
Chavo and his dad celebrate until the new General Manager of Smackdown! Stephanie McMahon takes the stage.
Steph: Chavo, Chavo. Do you think this kind of behaviour is acceptable? You may have got away with this on Paul Heyman’s Smackdown!, But not on my show! I want the Cruiserweight title to be represented on the highest echelon by a hard working individual, not someone who cheats to win matches! So Mr Guerrero, I regret to inform you that you are no longer the Cruiserweight Champion!
We see Chavo’s angered reaction
Steph: So now I would like to announce the main event for next weeks Smackdown! It will be Billy Kidman vs Rey Mysterio vs One Mystery Cruiserweight for the Cruiserweight title (Huge crowd pop)
AND it will be a ladder match! Even bigger crowd pop as Stephanie leaves the stage.
Camera cuts to backstage. We see Rhyno walking to his dressing room. As he enters, he is shocked to see Paul Heyman sitting there.
Heyman: Ah, Rhyno, we need to talk
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Matt Hardy is backstage preparing for his match when he spots the Dudleyz. Matt tells the Dudleys that if they worked real hard, and learnt all the mattributes, they might actually have a shot at winning the no. 1 contender’s match.
The Dudleyz laugh at Matt, saying they’ll walk their match against The Worlds’ Greatest Tag Team, and that if Matt didn’t shut up, they would personally change his name from V1 to T1, meaning table for one! The Dudleyz walk off with Matt angry that he came off at the sore end of that verbal exchange.
Match 3: Dudley Boyz vs WGTT (No. 1 contenders’ match)
Charlie Haas starts off against Bubba Dudley. Haas lures Bubba in for a test of strength, only to slap him round the face, which ticks Bubba off. Haas and Bubba then lock into a hard elbow tie up. Neither man gets an advantage so they break it off. Haas then gives Bubba the 1 finger salute. Bubba gets mad and runs at Haas who escapes out to ringside. All of a sudden Benjamin comes off the top rope with a perfect missile drop kick on Bubba. Haas re-enters and begins to stomp on Bubba. Elbow drop by Haas, Bubba gets back up and gets a kick to the gut from Haas. Irish whip to the corner and a tag to Benjamin. Nice German suplex from Benjamin. He puts Bubba on the top rope and proceeds to mock D-Von luring him into the ring. As the ref goes to restrain D-Von, Charlie Haas gets in and joins Benjamin on top. WGTT, Double suplex to Bubba! Benjamin tags Haas back in. Nice belly to belly by Haas, followed by triple verticals. He kicks Bubba stiffly in the back before he locks in the dreaded Haas of Pain! Bubba is screaming in agony, as D-Von on the outside is desperate for the tag. Bubba manages to reach the ropes and Haas is forced to make the break. Tag by Haas to Benjamin. Haas sets Bubba up. Leapfrog backbreaker!, the most effective move in the WGTT’s arsenal. Cover 1…2… Bubba kicks out. Benjamin goes for the superkick, Bubba ducks it, Bubba Bomb! Both men are laid out and desperately need to make a tag. Tag on both sides, in comes a very fresh D-Von. He clotheslines Benjamin, and then Haas and proceeds to powerbomb Shelton. Haas turns around, 3-D! Benjamin is on the tope rope, he dives off taking both him and D-Von outside to the floor. Hold on, Matt Hardy is on the entrance ramp. While the ref is busy checking on Benjamin and D-Von, Matt slides in the ring and low blows Bubba. Twist of Fate by Matt Hardy! He puts Haas on top on Bubba and makes his getaway through the crowd. The ref is back 1…2…3 Matt Hardy screwed the Dudleyz out of a title shot!
Winners and No.1 Contenders: The Worlds’ Greatest Tag Team
COMMERCIAL BREAK
A hype video is played promoting the next pay-per-view, Backlash. During the video in announces that it will be live from the Cow Palace in San Francisco, CA
‘All Grown Up’ blasts around the arena as Stephanie McMahon descends toward the ring. She beckons for a mic before announcing that as well as the mystery cruiserweight in the title match, she will also have another surprise for us next weeks on SD!
Match 4: Matt Hardy/Kane vs John Cena/The Undertaker
Matt Hardy comes to the ring first with the Matt fact saying ‘Matt has beaten the Dudleyz on eight separate occasions’. Kane then follows shortly thereafter. John Cena comes out and does a rap, in which he punks out both Hardy and Kane. Then the Deadman, The Undertaker comes to the ring with Paul Bearer. Matt starts in the ring with Taker. He stares at Taker who promptly rolls his eyes back in his head. It doesn’t take Matt long to decide he doesn’t want any of Taker, and he makes a quick tag to Kane. Kane also doesn’t want any of the Deadman, and tags Matt back in. Matt gets back in the ring, looking as though he’s accepted that he will be starting the match but he quickly tags back to Kane before escaping the ring and hiding in the crowd. Undertaker runs at Kane, taking him down with a lariat followed by a clothesline. He bounces Kane off the ropes and hits him with a superb boot to the face. Taker then proceeds to bounce himself off the ropes and delivers a leg drop to the throat off Kane. Kane gets up looking rather dazed only to receive a sidewalk slam by Taker. He pulls Kane up and throws him to the corner. He hits Kane with multiple shots to the gut and face using his ‘soupbones’ He twists Kane’s arm head climbs up to the top rope. Old School by The Deadman!
He raises his hand up in the air, signalling for the chokeslam. Kane gets up, turns round. He gets planted with a chokeslam! Taker then signals for the tombstone, Kane sees this and rolls out of the ring, jumps the guard rail and runs off through the masses. Undertaker follows and catches up with him and they brawl out of sight. Matt and Cena get in the ring to continue the match. Cena starts the offence with a shoulder block and then a dropkick, He tops Matt 1…2…kickout Matt back up now. Cena, DDT, again a cover 1…2…kickout. Matt is clearly rocked as Cena hits him with a hanging vertical suplex. Off the ropes, 5 knuckle shuffle! Arm Drag by Cena. He salutes the crowd and they begin to chant Cena! Cena! Cena! Cena throws Matt against the ropes and attempts a clothesline, ducked by Hardy, Side Effect! Cover by Matt 1…2…rope break. Matt begins to build momentum. Hip toss, Neck breaker and a backdrop. Matt turns to the crowd I’M V1ahhhhhhh! Spinebuster by Matt who then heads up to the top turnbuckle. Leg Drop by Hardy 1…2…kickout by Cena. Matt stalks Cena from behind. Twist Of Fate! It must be over 1…2…Cena kicked out! Matt can’t believe it! He goes for it again, reversed. F-U! F-U by John Cena. He makes the cover 1…2…3 that’s all folks
Winners: John Cena/The Undertaker
As Cena celebrates, The Undertakers’ music swells up. Something begins to lower from the sky. It’s the symbol of the Deadman, and it’s Kane, Kane is tied to the symbol! It reaches the stage the Undertaker walks out on stage to a big pop! Bong! The infamous sound of the Deadman! Hold on, The symbol is on fire! Kane is surrounded by fire!
We see the Undertaker rolls his eyes back in his head as Smackdown! goes off the air
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