The show starts with stephanie in the ring saying she is ready for big show she has already planned for tonight heading into the rumble! So tonight,the fans will get treated to some great entertainment,we will have kidman defend his cruiserweight title against jamie noble,nunzio,and a mystery opponent in a fatal four way match! Also,we will have team angle take on the guerreros! And also,we will have brock lesnar and chris benoit vs kurt angle and the big show!!!!!! That and much more tonight! But then Dawn Marie's music comes out and she comes out mad,but crying. She gets in the ring and says steph doesnt even care about her! Aren't they gonna pay their last respects to her husband al wilson!? Doesn't he deserve a 10 second silence? She tells dawn to shut up! We all know she really never loved al wilson,all she wanted was to get his money as soon as he died> She knew he would die because she can go very hard in bed,from what she has heard. So dawn,shut ur face up and take ur cheap a$$ back to the backstage! Dawn marie turns around,but then turns back and slaps steph! Security come in ,but steph tells them no. In fact,she has a better idea. Tonight,she will continue something her Dad should have continued,but this time it will be more fun? Tonight,dawn marie will have to be the first entry to the stephanie mcmahon kiss my a$$ club!!! And if she doesn;t,she's fired!!!! Dawn smiles,but steph smiles too?> as steph leave and dawn looks on from the ring!
John Cena vs Edge. Good match,B2 didn't come out since he has a match for later on tonight. But then A-train comes out with a steel chair and hits edge in the head !! John cena looks on and leaves. A train beats up edge with a steel chair.
In the backstage,we see hardcore holly arrive to the building,but everybody is giving him a nasty look.
we come back and we r in the lockerroom where kurt is talking with his team saying they will be new tag champs tonight.etc.
Matt Hardy w/Shannon Moore vs Tajiri. Good cruiserweight match,even though matt is more technical,in the end,matt wins with the twist of fate. He gets shannon moore in the ring and stiucks his face into mat next to tajiri yelling to him that this is how we do it! He picks up shannon and twist of fate to shannon!
In the backstage,the big show is walking and he bumps into Funaki. Funaki apologizes and keeps walking,but the big show attacks him from behind and chokeslams him into the food table in the [email protected]
! ( This will make funaki cost the big show to lose at the royal rumble,nobody can expect it,and it can be kind of funny and look humiliation on the big show making him snap and fight angle and heyman.)
we come back and hardcore holly goes up to his long time friend the brooklyn brawler in the back. But he loks at holy with no reply and gives him a mean look and leaves!!!
We see Stephanie in her office checking her butt in the mirror. But then heyman comes in and tells her if the main event can have a special ref! She says yes,it will be [email protected]
Fatal 4 way match-jamie vs kidman vs nunzio vs REY MYSTERIO!!! Good match with great cruiserweights,during the mach,noble and nunzio dispute over who should win. we go to commercials during the match.
we come back and the match continues,in the end,rey wins with the hurrincurana.A train comes out with a steel chair and beats him up and hits him a bunch of times in the leg too!again!
In the backstage,we see stephanie making her way to the ring,next!
steph comes out and brings dawn out,makes her get on her knees,and then lifts her dress revelaing a thong! As she is about to kiss it,which dawn looked pretty happy to do,steph said no,she changed her mind,this is the new rikishi kiss my a$$ club!! Rikishi comes out with torrie,and torrie shoves her face in his [email protected]
Then steph lifts up her skirt a little for the fans as the fans cheer! Up next,the tag titles.
the guerreros vs team angle. Good match,in the end,angle accidently hit shelton with his crutches in the back and the guerreros win! After the match,team angle is angry and leave angle alone in the ring!
Hardcore holly goes to steph's office and says why everybody is mad at him?: She gives him a dirty look and tells him to get out!!!!!!!
We see brock talking with benoit in the back. And show talking with heyman. Kurt is talking trash with the fans. The main event is up next!
show and angle w/heyman vs benoit and brock. Good main event,in the end,angle tells team angle to get in,but they just look at him from ringside!! Heyman yells at them and so they get in only to get beat up by brock and benoit. Brock picks up kurt and f-5 for the win! In the end,brock beats up show through the crowd. In the ring,benoit puts the crossface on angle,until team angle beat him up,but then leave. Angle stands up and beats up benoit with his crutches and looks at his team standing in the stage shocked at what they're doing! Then we go to the parking lot,where brock and show r fighting! In the end,the big show chokeslams him into a limo!!breaking the front window!The door opens from the limo,it was shane mcmahon! He loks at the big show angrily as we go off the air.
watcha all think? I presonally wanna fu ck steph all night,LOL,but this will do,LOL.