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This is pretty spot on, JoMo at least does an exciting spot every once in awhile tho and otunga is the next dwayne johnson.1 ~ Michelle McCool. Get the fuck off my tv. I don't care, I don't care, I DON'T CARE. Leave. Now. Michelle is just the shittiest thing ever.
2 ~ Otunga. The black Jeff Hardy.
3 ~ Michael McGillicunty. I don't even have the words to describe how shitty this fucking guy is. He's horrible. I gotta get on to the next guy though, so this will be the end of this paragraph....right now....from this moment on...from this very moment...right at this particular time...moving on...this will be the end...of the paragraph...of McGillicunty.
4 ~ Jack Swagger. fpalm Enough said.
5 ~ John Morrison. Just below Swagger. I have such a hard time debating Morrison vs Swagger and who annoys me more. The ONLY reason I went with Swagger is because, you know.....at least Morrison looks legitimate. Swagger just CAN'T be taken seriously. When he's goofy, he can't be taken seriously and when he's trying to be serious, he looks so forced and fake it's unreal. I absolutely can't buy into him, whatsoever. At least Morrison, for all his bad mic skills and complete lack of emotion, is capable of not looking, walking and acting like an embarassment every second of his life. When Swagger's on screen, it's a total joke.
6 ~ Ted Dibiase. I don't even have the words to describe how uncharismatic this man is. There's no excuse for him to be on tv. No fucking excuse.
7 ~ Randy Orton. Read Ted Dibiase.
8 ~ Drew Mcintyre. Read Ted Dibiase.
The absolute, absolute, absolute worst is Vickie Guerrero, but I'm not including her since she's not a wrestler. At least, not usually.
Depends on your definition. If you mean he's gonna become so overpushed that people will start to believe he's better than he really is, he will. (Note: By overpush, I don't mean I think Otunga has a chance of being world champion. Considering how low his talent level is, it would take him getting over on Jeff Hardy level proportions for them to put the belt on him.)otunga is the next dwayne johnson.