[HiddenViolence]

Get Striker back on a main show.

 

[JY57]

Really? WWE really trying to push that as a Rock Bottom? What a joke. It just looked liked Punk's move to his submission

 

[Das Wunderberlyn]

Get Striker back on a main show.

Cole is thousand times better than Matt..

phrases like marking out bro has no place to be in tv.

and his annoying wooooowww sounds when something happens is just fucking annoying.

they have the best announcer in the world in their roster and they don't even use him.

 

[HiddenViolence]

Cole is thousand times better than Matt..

phrases like marking out bro has no place to be in tv.

and his annoying wooooowww sounds when something happens is just fucking annoying.

they have the best announcer in the world in their roster and they don't even use him.

You obviously don't watch Superstars, or simply don't pay attention.

 

[#Mark]

It looked like a shit Rock Bottom.

 

[lancaster223]

So, it's about time. It's come to the point where he actually makes the product worse. That was a small part of the main event but obviously a crucial spot to push the storyline forward.

FUCK OFF MICHAEL COLE!

Can't blame Cole with that backyard wrestling-esque rendition of such an iconic move. Hell, he can't even get the GTS right.

 

[CmPlankpunk]

Couldn't tell it was a Rock bottom because Jerry's too much of a fat old cunt to sell it.

 

[Dr. Ian Malcolm]

Guys guys guys... let's not overreact here - it's not Cole's fault!

You see, he's been NOT calling wrestling matches for so many years now, that he can't be expected to all-of-the-sudden notice moves in the ring!

 

[Jerichosaurus]

I think this is a dirtsheet lie. It's just the move Punk uses to set up his submission manoeuvre. Play WWE 12 and you'll see that Punk sets it up the same way each time.

 

[Oakue]

Made up bullshit.

That was NOT a Rock Bottom nor was it supposed to be.

 

[Griselda]

That is the fakest goddamn report I've ever seen.

 

[Kalashnikov]

I think this is a dirtsheet lie. It's just the move Punk uses to set up his submission manoeuvre. Play WWE 12 and you'll see that Punk sets it up the same way each time.

This right here. The "report" is fucking bullshit to the last letter.

 

[Zankman Jack]

Cole is thousand times better than Matt..

phrases like marking out bro has no place to be in tv.

and his annoying wooooowww sounds when something happens is just fucking annoying.

they have the best announcer in the world in their roster and they don't even use him.

I loved that "Marking out bro" line. Great stuff that conveys the excitement.

Cole is, amusingly, always more interesting alone or when he is with Matthews, as opposed to his usual stuff with Lawler.

Anyways, this was a "missed" spot. I'm sure that Striker or Stanford wouldn't make that mistake, especially Striker.

EDIT: So it's fake? Oh, lol. Cole didn't miss anything then.
(I'd still like his permanent broadcast partner to be replaced, though)

 

[Caponex75]

Even if it is true, Punk has been using that move to set up the vice. That would be confusing as hell to me as a commentator.

 

[2K JAY]

fpalm. Thats the original Anaconda Vice. If Cole called that a Rock Bottom, I would have legitimately cringed. But then again, this is the guy that thinks the Koji Clutch is the Anaconda Vice.

 

[Ham and Egger]

Punk was mocking the Rock with his finishing maneuver.

 

[Brodus Clay]

If this is real : LOL that was supposed to be a Rock Bottom?... now I understand why they needed Cole to point at it in order to make us notice.

 

[Lastier]

OMG CEHM PANK JUST USED THA BOCK AND ON THA KANG, WHAT DA HEYUL???

 

[Scotland = Rated R]

yo dumbasses, it was an uranage slam that punk used to set up the anaconda vice back when in was was ECW in '06 but i suppose if its in the dirtsheets it must be true