Well maybe they don't have to be off by 10. Unless this match is gonna be like 8 minutes lol.

 

Big surprise planned for the end of this show according to Fightful.

We're getting Travis or Rock aren't we?

 

Or a cash in. Cody pinning Cena could be a surprise.


I'd thought they wouldn't wanna run into the UFC PPV..it's already 945...so I mean...guess they are.

 

Big surprise planned for the end of this show according to Fightful.

We're getting Travis or Rock aren't we?

Spoiler

Rock’s mom and daughter is in the crowd so it’s either Rock or both

 

But for what? There's no way Cody can lose.

He may show up afterwards.

 

He may show up afterwards.

To do what lol, he can't just leave Cody laying again. To stare at the ring? Lol uh..ok

 

I'm thinking Seth cashes in on Jey. Why else is this the main event?

 

JUST ME UCE! GREEN LIGHT YEET!

 

I farted

Anyway. Let's go Cena !

 

Trip... trip...

 

Yeet uce

 

Yeah surely something more is happening during this match or after this match or whatever. I don't get the point of this match main eventing otherwise.

 

Cole is becoming the worst part of this fucking entrance honestly, dude you're not funny being the corny uncool dad trying to be hip everytime.

 

110% It's 2025. The whole new roster has been turned over multiple times... Give Cole a desk job or something. Time he gave it up.

 

Due to Cody, Jey and Roman's entrances no wonder there are only 5 matches hahaha

 

Day one uce

 

We couldn’t do a USO vs Logan and a Cena vs Cody, we needed a tag team match lol

 

Pat McAfee is like a 17 year old boy that is just constantly trying to say things to sound cool, make people laugh, or whatever and everyone else in the room is staring at him hoping he just shuts up.

 

Jey Uso is trying to kidnap that child, somebody arrest him and strip him of the title right now.

 

911: Kidnapping in progress! A strange man has just snatched a child while shouting YEET which I guess means JIZZ and he's very out of breath with some gold around his waist which he clearly must of stolen!

911: We'll be right there!

 

McAfee didn’t get on the desk. Is Jey losing?

 

The quiet crowd feels like an episode of 2010s Raw.

 

Thank you, Logan!!!!

 

Thank you Logan

 

Face turn

 

THANK YOU LOGAN

 

The one time I'm thankful to see Logan Paul.

 

I fucking HATE that an encore has become a permanent thing with Jey's entrance, thank god Logan came out.

 

My daughter jumping up and booing Logan Paul when he came out was hilarious.

 

You are raising her correctly!

 

Logan Paul stealing Theory’s original gimmick for some reason.

 

And Tyler Breeze's!