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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...nergy-in-bid-to-save-the-planet-10075422.html

With an estimated 41 million people visiting it every day, PornHub figured it might be time to channel all that furious fapping into something more useful than brief, boredom-relieving ecstasy.

"Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment," the porn site writes on a dedicated website.

"At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself."


The band creates power when moved in an up and down motion, with a kinetic charger inside storing the clean (albeit slightly dirty) energy generated.

It can then be connected via USB to smartphones, tablets and computers, powering them with 100% sustainable energy.

This is not the first time the site has dipped into conservation in a bid to clean up its reputation, having previously promised to plant a new tree for every 100 videos watched on its site.

PornHub is trying to de-stigmatise the viewing of pornography, and recently started advertising out in the real world using SFW billboards.
Porn Hub saving the day once again.
 

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PornHub the humanitarians.
 

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Sign me up. I could power a few cities each year just on my own.
 
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So I'd have to buy this so called wankband?
Sorry, but I just don't pay for porn. :lmao
I can wall charge my cell phone anyway.

If you're wanking so much you can get a full battery to your cell off your wankband,
you got more problems than being a green freak cheapskate.
 

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Masturbation is so fucking stupid...
 

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Well..... that's a new idea...
 
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