this is the best promo ive ever seen in my life... gives me chills every time I watch it. its so powerful, makes me forget that its all fake. (i added a transcript for those who cant view the video)
and even the poetry in his Ode To Freud theme is amazing
It all seemed... like such a shame...
We engage in some of the most brutal contests, this sport has ever known...
But I couldn't help feeling that when it was all set and done... The Undertaker never really knew me at all...
Do you know what it feels like, to sit on an airplane... WITH THE STENCH OF YOUR OWN CHARRED FLESH IN YOUR NOSTRILS FOR 14 HOURS????
BECAUSE I DO
AND IT MAKES ME SICK
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.... to walk inside your home....
and your wife says... what is burning?
AND ITS ME!
I NEEDED TO INTRODUCE YOU... TO MY LIFE..
And for those people out there, who find it hard to believe that someone like Mankind,
could have received holy matromony... I can only say to you...
TURN OFF YOUR DAMN TV SETS... WATCH ANOTHER WRESTLING PROGRAM. I AM DEALING WITH REALITY
OR REAL LIFE UNDERTAKER... WHERE MY CHILDREN... Wake up to the sound of GUN FIRE!
Where WHITE TRASH BOMBARD MY HOUSE WITH ROCKS... and Chant DIE MANKIND DIE!
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OR when my three year old girl says to me... Keep me safe daddy... keep me safe...
I look into her beautiful little eyes and I say..
I CANT DO THAT!!! BECAUSE DADDYS ON THE ROAD... 300 NIGHTS A YEAR
WORKING ON HIS 17TH CONCUSSION...
BEING SPIT ON BY VILE SCUM IN UNDERTAKER T SHIRTS..
WRESTLING MAIN EVENTS FOR HALF THE MONEY THAT PUMPED UP PRETTY BOYS MAKE IN THE OPENING MATCH..
YOU ASK ME FOR EXCUSES?? I DONT HAVE ANY.... when your Mankind... you only need reasons.
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When Oswald... shot Kennedy... he was Insane...... but still we watch the re-runs.. again and again..
We all sit glued.... as the killer takes aim....
HEY MOM!!! THERE GOES THE PIECES OF THE PRESIDENTS BRAIN!!!
WE CANNOT THROW THE CHRISTIANS TO THE LIONS ANYMORE.. THERE ARE NO MORE PUBLIC EGGINGS
THE CLOSEST WE HAVE IS UNDERTAKER AND MANKIND.
IF YOU THOUGHT THE FIREBALL WAS BAD.... I IMPLORE ANY WOMEN AND FAMILY WHO LOVE THEIR CHILDREN...
DONT ORDER THE PAY PER VIEW
I WILL NOT BE HELD MORALLY RESPONSIBLE...
AND I WILL NOT STOP.. UNTIL THE AUDIENCE SMELLS YOUR CHARRED FLESH... FEELS SICK TO THEIR STOMACH.
UNTIL YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A RANDOM VILE OF BODY PARTS.... And I kid myself not.... this could be very well be..
My last match.
BUT
I have my reservation in the emergency room.. and ive gone through the trouble.. of making one for YOU!
because when Im done... you are going to need this... (PULLS OUT SECOND MANKIND MASK) BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO LOOK LIKE TWINS!!!!
You think about that when you breath you last breath as Heavyweight Champion of the world...
and even the poetry in his Ode To Freud theme is amazing
The time has come to relive the pain
Which will be better for me?
But not.so.enjoyable for all of you
On the 8th day, God created mankind
Why was He having such a bad day?
Why did He make all of you normal
And leave out some of the important parts of me?
He made the teeth that I swallowed
And the ear that was ripped from my skull
The face that no longer exists
Deep inside you are merely a mirror image
Of all my atrocities, the ugliness that lives outside
Lurks inside each and every one of you
Destruction can be beautiful
Leave the light on... im coming home.