[riddle rap]

this doesnt sound like fun at all

 

[Dub]

:lmao oh God.

 

[The Tony]

On March 3rd, Hogan announces to Immortal the final verdict of his ongoing legal battle against Dixie Carter. Hogan says that nobody really won because because they now own 50% of the company and Dixie owns the other 50%. Eric Bischoff is glad that they still have some power and pretends that Dixie Carter can't do anything against Immortal.

Dixie then comes out to the ring and she announces that she gave her parts of the company to someone that is strong enough to fight Immortal...The Rock comes out!

 

[Roger Sterling]

There's a shitty section with shitty threads known as BTB (Be The Booker).....this would fit perfectly in that part of the forum!!

 

[JJackson]

Id piss off everyone by having Shark Boy come out give him the Stunner.
Then the Rock would be stretchered out never to return to TNA.

 

[obby]

The Rock Leaves.


The End.

 

[Petey_Williams]

He reform the Nation of Domination with Brother Devon, D-Low Brown, Farooq, Orlando Jordan & Ahmed Johnson

or

He become the manager/mentor/tag team partner of Abyss. But after a couple of months, Abyss turns on him and beat him at BFG in a monster ball match.

or

The Rock & Samoa Joe form a tag team known as Hawaiian Punch. The rock becomes fat.

or

The rock beat the shit out of gunner, and he team with murphy. They form a tag team known as Rocky Murphy and they won the tag titles from beer money only to lose it to Ink Ink in a jabroni on a pole match the following week.

 

[ViolenceIsGolden]

The Rock comes out to save Kurt Angle from a beat down by Jeff Jarrett and the fans go insane and start chanting ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY. He cuts a awesome promo the ratings go up to almost 2.0 for a while then the Rock gets stripped of his charisma and we never see him again. He goes back to Hollywood, THE END.

 

[Evilerk]

It's fun to dream..

 

[miles berg]

The guy would double TNAs ratings within 3 months.

 

[Sheik]

Rocky comes out to an IMMENSE pop in the IMPACT ZONE.

 

[Suck It]

LOL I'd rather he never return than return to TNA.

 

[MovieStarR™]

Rocky comes out to an IMMENSE pop in the IMPACT ZONE.

I was waiting for this...

If Hulk Hogan can step foot in the IZ, so can any other Pro Wrestler.

 

[Sheik]

lol Rock's a WAY bigger star than Hogan right now.

Rocky's starring in Hollywood movies consistently while Hogans doing Rent A Center low budget commercials.

Also, Rock's return has created a bigger buzz in one day for WWE than Hogan to TNA did in a year.

 

[MovieStarR™]

Rocky's starring in Hollywood movies consistently while Hogans doing Rent A Center low budget commercials.

Also, Rock's return has created a bigger buzz in one day for WWE than Hogan to TNA did in a year.

Nice to know brother.

 

[Sheik]

It's the TRUTH though. Why do u always get bent out of shape with things regarding TNA?

 

[MovieStarR™]

It's the TRUTH though. Why do u always get bent out of shape with things regarding TNA?

Bent out of shape? What can I say... Im a big Bobby "The Brain" Heenan fan. Gorilla.

 

[Don_Licra]

Oh deer... :no:

This thread deserves a major fpalm.

But in this spirit of colaborating in this shitty, hope-soon-to-be-closed, thread:

Impact Zone ruins The Rock's promo by chanting: YOU STILL GOT IT!!!

 

[KrazyGreen]

Jeez, when the last time I heard the Rock use the term wrestling or wrestlers in any promo? The most electrifying man in sports entertainment, sports and entertainment, all of entertainment. The Great One, the People's Champ, the Greatest ever, Jabroni Eatin', Pie Eatin', Trailblazin', Eyebrown Raisin' son of a gun, Hollywood Rock, Rockajabroni..But I've rarely ever (maybe once or twice in older promo's) heard him refer to himself as a wrestler or mention the term wrestling. Sorry not trying to make a big hoopla about this, but I'm replying to your notion that Rock would come to TNA under the premise that it's the future of "Pro Wrestling".