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With the recent apparent tension between the Beautiful People, I have been thinking. If the Beautiful People were to split up, I fear Lacey von Erich would be lost in the shuffle. She's really not that great in the ring, and all she is is a pretty face (and killer body). I don't really want this to happen. I see a lot of potential in her, so I've been thinking about things she could do to stay interesting.

A while ago on iMPACT, there was a segment in which Lacey von Erich drank too much, and really needed to use the toilet, which led to her discovering Chelsea and Desmond's evil plot. At the time, it was...well, it was pretty stupid. Cartoony. I'm all for cartoony plots but that was just silly. However, I think I've found a way to make that into something...well, fun. Entertaining. Something that would keep her relevant.

Basically, she would be shown in every promo with a bottle of water that she drinks. at other times she could be trying to hurry up promos in order to use the toilet. She could interrupt other peoples' promos, running around and trying to find a bathroom. but the most important part of her gimmick would probably be her matches.

Basically, she becomes dominant. Because of her nerves and love of water, she needs to finish her matches as quickly as possible in order to get to the bathroom. They become squashes. Of course, she'll have to improve in the ring for this to work, but it could work.

She could even win the championship, and in order to make the title defenses on PPV good matches, she could have a mock-Goldberg entrance with her bursting out of the bathroom and then she and her opponent could have a good ten-fifteen minute match.

"But RLT," you say, "This is a stupid gimmick, a comedy gimmick!". to that I say, "What's so bad about that?". As much as the IWC would like it, wrestling can't be high-drama, high-seriousness all the time. We would get tired out. Every form of media is like this. Even Shakespeare juxtaposed the serious murder scenes in Macbeth with the humorous doorman scene. It causes the audience to lighten up a bit so they don't get tired out. The Knockout's division is in shambles anyway, and people don't really give a shit about women's wrestling in general, so you might as well use it for some good.

It would be fun and a good way to add some comedy that's actually funny. I'd enjoy it.
 

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she needs to finish her matches as quickly as possible in order to get to the bathroom
she could have a mock-Goldberg entrance with her bursting out of the bathroom
This is an example of the kind of gimmick TNA DOES NOT need. IMO, more than a glance of Lacey is a waste of TV time.
 

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it would be funny if she pooped herself during a match and the poo gets shown on camera.
This sounds like something you'd see on Half-Pint Brawlers. This kind of nonsense doesn't belong in TNA (or WWE).
 

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Yeah, that might be funny and entertaining to viewers with severe mental retardation.

I like Uncle Joey's idea though. It has promise.

Her and Flair can had a bleed-off
 

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This would get old quick, but I'm fine with Lacey.
 

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I don't know why every one hates Lacy.

It's not like any of the beautiful people, past or present, are anything special in the ring.

I like seeing her throw out a choke-slam, claw, big boot.

She's something different and she'll improve in time.
 

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Its not that bad an idea actually. I can imagine a scenario where shes in a tag match and standing on the outside but she really needs to pee so has to leave the match just before the hot tag. She returns a split second too late as her tag partner gets pinned. Its got comedy written all over it folks.
 

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I agree with OP. I actually think this could be funny if worked properly.
 

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Low ratings? Lower than what they've been getting? Just because a few hardcore IWC members hate it doesn't mean the rest of the world will. I think the idea is funny, and if the KO division actually improved a bit and had some depth I wouldn't mind it. Plus, who knows how many ppl have a scat fetish. Her pissing and sharting herself would prob bring in the casuals faster than TEH BIG NAMEZ!!!111! will lmao

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I think this gimmick would get really old, really quickly - its one thing having a funny one off backstage promo, but turning it into a fully fledged gimmick would not work in my opinion

It will be interesting to see what TNA does with her character if and when the Beautiful People split
 

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Someone has a piss fetish I see.

That's a turrible idea (Charles Barkley voice)...
 
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