KOW- Kermack’s Own World
Pyros go off and the music “Always” by Saliva starts to play. Kermack then enters the ring in a business suit
Kermack: Welcome to my world let me give you the tour. Here is the ring, the announcers Michael Cole, Tazz and Coach, and here comes up the roster for my world!
“Always” plays as the roster enters the ring
Kermack: Yes this is my world of wrestling and prepared to be shocked at what you see in this ring from now on, because like my slogan says…”In my world things get ugly”. Tonight we will introduce a new way of handing out championships in my world…instead of belts we shall use medals: a gold medal for the Champion of KOW, a silver for the mid card champion of KOW, and two bronze medals for the tag champs. Coming up is two matches to determine who will face each other at my first PPV called Break Out in September for the Bronze Tag Team Medals. After that there will be a Silver Medal match between Batista and Rhyno. Then finally the main event is a 12 man Battle Royal for the Gold Medal featuring: Angle, Eddie, Kane, Jericho, Benoit, Orton, RVD, Booker T, Big Show, John Cena, Shawn Michaels, and Triple H
Kermack: Oh by the way…before the first match I would like to introduce your GM Shane McMahon
Shane enters the ring
Shane: Thank you for having me here to be the GM of your world. Before the first match though I would like to introduce my picks to win the tag team medals…Matt and Jeff Hardy, The Hardy Boys.
The Hardys take a bow but Christian comes up with a mic
Christian: I should be in some kind of a match tonight. This is not fair. I am better than both of them.
Matt Hardy takes a mic
Matt: Shut up Christian. You are not in any match tonight because you cannot draw a crowd like the Hardy Boys!
Edge grabs a mic
Edge: I will admit that you can’t draw a crowd more than the Hardys but I know that you and I can together.
Edge spears Jeff unsuspectingly and Christian pulls off a DDT on Matt. Shane and Kermack get the rest of the roster to break them up
Shane: As my first act as GM I will suspend Edge and Christian if they even think about interfering in any of the tag matches tonight to determine who will go to Break Down to try to win the Tag Team Medals.
Everyone leaves but Matt, Jeff, Hardcore Holly and Billy Gunn
The Hardy Boys versus HB Bombers where the winner will go to Break Down to go for the Tag Team Medals
Finish: Billy Gunn is working on Jeff’s ribs where Edge hit him with the spear earlier in his corner. Gunn tags off to Holly and he takes over on the beat down of Jeff Hardy.
Tazz: These guys have been doing this the entire match almost.
Coach: The second Jeff got into the ring the HB Bombers have been isolating him from his brother, Matt Hardy to work on his ribs.
Cole: Smart tactic…they may be setting up for a submission move that focuses on the ribs.
Holly throws Jeff into the ropes and on the rebound close lines Jeff. Hardcore Holly signals for the Alabama Slam and then he picks up the Hardy Boy. Going into the Alabama Slam when Jeff got onto Hardcore’s back he grabbed his waist so Holly could not follow through with the slam. Holly starts to get frustrated trying to throw Jeff off of him. Suddenly Jeff Hardy lets go of the waist of Holly and goes for the Hurricanrana on Hardcore Holly. Jeff quickly goes for the tag to Matt. The cheer erupts as Matt goes on the offensive against Holly by drop kicking him and when Billy came into the ring he took a thunderous DDT from Matt. Jeff comes back into the match by going to the top rope and going for the Whisper of the Wind on Holly. Billy Gunn is now standing up but gets thrown out of the ring by Matt Hardy followed by 360 Splash from Jeff Hardy off the top rope onto Gunn. It is now Matt and Holly in the ring and Twist of Fate onto Hardcore Holly followed by Matt climbing the to the top turnbuckle and a Leg Drop across the throat of Holly. 1…2…3!
The Winners and will go to Break Down to go for the Tag Team Medals:
The Hardy Boys
The Hardys celebrate electrifying the crowd for the next match then heading back.
Tazz: That was off the hook
Cole: Everything is off the hook when the Hardys are around.
Coach: Now we bring you the next match Tajiri and the Hurricane versus Paul London and Shannon Moore.
Tajiri and the Hurricane versus Paul London and Shannon Moore where the winner will go to Break Down to go for the Tag Team Medals
The Finish: Tajiri is in the ring sending his famous loud kicks into Moore’s stomach. Shannon Moore is able to grab one of the kicks and drops an elbow onto the leg of Tajiri. Moore goes to tag in London. Paul is in the ring and drop kicks Tajiri and throws him into the ropes. On the rebound Tajiri goes for the Spring Board back to nail London in the mouth with his elbow. Tajiri tags off to Hurricane who goes up top of the turnbuckle. Hurricane drops off to deliver a Drop Kick from way up high to nail London in the mouth. Moore goes running in to only take a Choke Slam from Hurricane. London is able to get up but only receives an Eye of the Hurricane. The Hurricane tags in Tajiri who happens to be on the top turnbuckle. The Japanese Buzzsaw turns around and goes for the Moonsault on London. 1…2…3!
The Winners and will go to Break Down to go for the Tag Team Medals:
Hurricane and Tajiri
While the two celebrate Edge and Christian appear on the titron
Edge: If any of those Nim Rods haven’t figured out Christian and I are back together to win the Tag Team Medals
Christian: We talked to Shane and he agreed that we could face you two next week for the opportunity. Good Luck next week you will need it.
E&C: We will win!
Tajiri and the Hurricane look frustrated and head to the back pissed.
Coach is backstage interviewing Triple H
Coach: So HHH what are your plans for the Battle Royal tonight?
Triple H: The same as always! To become KOW Gold Medal Champion.
Coach: Who will be your main opponent to eliminate? Possibly the Old Man of the group… Shawn Michaels
HHH: Chris Benoit because he won the Royal Rumble once when he entered number 1 in 2004.
HBK comes into the interview and the crowd chants HBK
HBK: What about me? I won a Royal Rumble when I entered number 1 too.
HHH: You are too old for me to worry about Shawn. You are nothing but a Has Been.
HBK: I will tell you what partner if you or I win the Battle Royal tonight we face each other for the KOW Gold Medal at Break Out? Hells even if we both lose why not have the match anyway!
HHH: I wouldn’t mind an easy title defense at my first KOW Pay-Per-View.
HBK: I will hold you to that promise H.
HBK gets ready to leave but turns around and slaps The Coach
HBK: And by the way Coach…never call me an OLD MAN!
Back to the ring we see Rhyno in the ring and Batista entering the ring
Tazz: Too bad about Coach. LOL
Cole: I can’t believe our first guaranteed match at Break Out is going to be HBK versus HHH for the Gold Medal if one of them wins this match!
Batista versus Rhyno for the Silver Medal
Finish: Batista is in control of the match and Rhyno is backed into a corner. Batista delivers few close lines to keep Rhyno backed into the corner. Suddenly Rhyno goes on the offensive with a knee to the gut of Batista followed by hard punches into the opposite corner. Once Batista is in the corner Rhyno pushes his shoulder into Batista and throws him into the opposite corner. Rhyno sets up for the Gore and charges. Batista sees the Gore coming and uses his knee to block the Gore. Rhyno is unconscious and Batista is holding his knee where the Gore in pain. Some how Batista rolls over Rhyno for the pin. 1…2…3!
The Winner and the First Ever Silver Medal winner:
Batista tries to stand up to grab his medal but can’t because of his knee. Medics rush out to take Batista to the back and the unconscious Rhyno to the back.
Tazz: That was a great match but I am curious to see what Batista and Rhyno’s physical condition is?
Cole: I wonder what will happen if neither of them can wrestle for a while, I wonder where that leaves the Silver Medal?
Coach (he returned during the match): I hope we can see another match between the two of them.
We see a video hyping a match between Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio at Break Down where they will debut
Tazz: This is fantastic! Billy Kidman versus Rey Mysterio at Break Down where they will debut into the KOW!
Cole: they will be great but what is going on in the ring?
Coach: I was going to ask that myself
We see all 12 in the ring with Kermack and Shane
Kermack: Tonight you 12 are chosen to fight for the KOW Gold Medal! 12 of the best in the world today and in my world! I know that you will all fight, bleed, claw, scratch, sweat and kill for my Gold Medal! Kurt Angle…I bet you would like to have more gold around your neck! Triple H…you would like to prove you are the Game! Chris Benoit…you want to prove you are the real deal! Chris Jericho…you would like to show you have skills to back up your mouth! Eddie Guerreo…you want to show you have enough Latino Heat to over power the rest of these guys! Kane…you want to become and you that if you win you will! Big Show…you want to show why you are the Big Show! Shawn Michaels…you want to prove you are still the Heart Breaker and Show Stopper! Rob Van Dam…you want to prove why you The Whole Dam Show! John Cena…you want to prove that your raps about you being the best are true! Booker T…you want to prove why everyone else is a SUCKA but you! Randy Orton…you want to prove why you are still the Legend Killer that has beaten so many Legends except for yourself! This is a chance at glory and to become a legend ion the KOW. So prove it now…in the ring… against 11 other men looking got do the same thing…win! You won’t see me again for a while because I have business to do so you make sure you prove yourselves to Shane here. Let the Battle Royal begin!
Kermack and Shane leave the ring leaving the 12 men hyped up for the match
12 Man Battle Royal for the Gold Medal of KOW
The Match: Everyone seems to like to have split up into partners: Randy Orton is fighting Booker T, Kane is trading fists with The Big Show, Chris Jericho is trading submission maneuvers with Angle, Eddie and Benoit are outside the ring battling, and what has the fans going wild is Triple H and Shawn Michaels facing off in the middle in the ring. Shawn Michaels throws Triple H into the ropes and on the rebound HBK hits his famous close line on HHH. HBK jumps right back up to his feet but gets close lined by Booker T who was aiming for Orton but missed. Triple H takes advantage of Shawn but gets a low blow from him. The fans cheers start for Shawn Michaels as HBK starts to get fired up and goes to the corner to start signaling for the Sweet Chin Music. The fans cheer louder and clap along for each stomp. HBK goes for the kick and nails it on Triple H. Triple H is out cold but all of a sudden Chris Benoit enters the ring and close lines Shawn. When HBK got back in a fiery Chris picked him up for a suplex and dropped him outside the ring. On the outside Michaels landed a little awkward because when he landed his head pounced off the floor.
Tazz: I think Michaels hurt!
Cole: Get the medics out here now!
Coach: Good riddens I say now we got a match.
Tazz: Shut up Coach he is seriously hurt!
Coach: Yeah, Yeah!
The Match: Triple H is starting to stand up but gets close lined over the top rope by John Cena. While Triple H is outside the ring he puts the sleeper hold on Shawn Michaels. After that Triple H starts to stomp on his neck until the medics come and break it up
Tazz: That was sick what Triple H did! How could The Game do that?
Cole: It’s easy…when you don’t have a heart.
Coach: A man after my own heart. They should make that match between Triple H and Shawn Michaels next week…you know why?
Cole: Let me guess so HBK will be in condition to fight? Even if Michaels showed up he would be in condition to fight The Game and lose.
Coach: So you admit Triple H is better than HBK!
Cole: No I did not!
Coach Yes you did. You said he would lose to The Game if they were to wrestle next week.
Cole: Oh come on…Triple H would lose too if he was in the same situation
Tazz: Shut up guys and watch the match. That is our job.
The Match: It is down to 10 men. Kane gets Show into a corner and Choke Slams him onto the ring floor. Cena then comes up with a FU on Kane. Followed by a Book End on John by Booker T. Booker T is then hit by a RKO from Orton himself. Jericho then bulldogs Orton’s face into the ring floor followed by a 5 Star Frog Splash from RVD. A Reverse Russian Leg Sweep is put on RVD from Jericho plating his face into the ring floor. Benoit now comes into the equation with a Crippler Cross Face on Jericho. After a while Benoit breaks the move but then Eddie comes down with a Frog Splash onto Benoit while his back was on the ground from breaking the move. Kurt Angle sneaks up on Eddie to pull of an Angle Slam, now awake Big Show waits for Angle to get up. Kurt stands up and gets a ride from The Big Show called the Choke Slam. Show goes to pick up Jericho and Choke Slam him outside the ring but Jericho reverses it into a Tornado DDT. Everyone is down. Soon it seems like everyone is getting up at the same time. John Cena gets close lined over the top rope by Orton, but is able to hang and land on the apron outside the ring. Those two start to grapple and try to take control of the situation. Eddie starts to brawl with Angle and gets Angle against the ropes and tries to toss him over to the left of Cena and Orton. RVD and Benoit team up to try to get Kane over the top rope just to the left of where Edie is still trying to eliminate Kurt. Kane goes over but lands on the apron and grabs RVD by the throat trying to throw him over. Benoit goes to try to RVD but Booker T intercepts the save and throws Benoit over the ropes who also lands on the apron like the others. Big Show and Jericho are tied up and found their way against the ropes to the right of Orton and Cena and to the left of Benoit and Booker T. Big Show goes to Choke Slam Jericho over the top rope but fails. Chris reverses it into a DDT over the ropes. He is trying to eliminate Show the same way Benoit did before. Chris gets Show over the top rope and he lands on the floor but he goes with. At the same time Cena FU’s Orton over the top rope and they both fall to the ground. Kane finally gets RVD over the ropes for the Choke Slam but hits the floor too. Once Eddie got Angle went over the ropes Angle pulled him over and they landed at the same time as everyone else. The refs have no idea who won.
The Match was a draw between 10 of the 12 Competitors
All of a sudden “Always” by Saliva plays. I know how to solve this problem of who won.
Kermack: Since this is my world I choose that at Break Out you 10 competitors will compete in the first ever 9 Deaths match.
All the competitors look confused wondering what a 9 Deaths match is
Tazz: What kind of match is that?
Coach: Maybe we will find out next week.
Cole: Also hopefully the conditions of Batista, Rhyno and Shawn Michaels
End of Show