[AnotherDamnAlias]

Yeah but hogan sucks

 

[Xiphias]

It shits me too.

"He just got kicked in the SKULL"
"That was a shot to the KIDNEYS"

I mean fucks sake, what's next?

"His CLAVICLE just got hurled into the steel apron"
"He got slapped right on his HEART"
"An Attitude Adjustment to the SPINE"
"A low blow to the URETHRA!"

 

[jomofo]

Booker T says "what a mean shot delivered to the CARHCKSESS bone" and Cole is like :wtf :wtf

 

[mellison24]

You means the 'cocsyx'?

It's just to add drama for the kids! It's entertainment ffs. Suppoedly makes things 'sound more painful'.

 

[scoopslam]

Yeah but hogan sucks

Haha, this made me laugh

 

[Heel]

The punt is lame. He never comes close to connecting with the other guy anymore, which makes it look terrible.

 

[The Matt Reptar]

The punt is lame. He never comes close to connecting with the other guy anymore, which makes it look terrible.

I guess you didn't see the slow motion replay on RAW after he punted McGillicutty.

 

[perucho1990]

"Im gonna kick you in the skull" sound badass in the year 2011.

Its what "Im gonna open a can of whoop ass" was in the Attitude Era.

 

[swagger_ROCKS]

The punt is lame. He never comes close to connecting with the other guy anymore, which makes it look terrible.

He really has to time that shit right, any bull shit, and Mr Kennedy will be laughing at Randy Ortons unemployment.

 

[Heel]

I guess you didn't see the slow motion replay on RAW after he punted McGillicutty.

I did. He was no where near him, it looked fucking stupid.

 

[The Matt Reptar]

I did. He was no where near him, it looked fucking stupid.

You still gonna go with that?

 

[P.Smith]

I know, the punt looked much better when he was legitimately hospitalising Vince with it.

 

[Heel]

You still gonna go with that?

He barely touches him. We're meant to believe THAT takes people out when most wrestlers do far worse than that every week?

Bullshit.

 

[UltimateHogan]

I know, the punt looked much better when he was legitimately hospitalising Vince with it.

They replayed the punt on Vince so much that I got brain damage. Like 5Xs on every raw.

 

[The Matt Reptar]

He barely touches him. We're meant to believe THAT takes people out when most wrestlers do far worse than that every week?

Bullshit.

But you said he was no where near him...

 

[The 3D BluePrint.]

He barely touches him. We're meant to believe THAT takes people out when most wrestlers do far worse than that every week?

Bullshit.

You can clearly see Mike's head bounce away from the 'impact'.
It looked great for a fake headkick. Remember, it's fake..
You want him to give him an american football treatment? :no:

 

[ranataro3]

That kick make me sick!!! ¬¬ now Orton will take away all mambers of Nexus with that kick

 

[Vin Ghostal]

It's incredibly difficult to make that move look good without legitimately hurting someone. That's why Randy has to basically lock his leg in position as he runs into the guy; if he went through with a real kicking motion and accidentally made contact, he could actually kill someone.

 

[Dr. Ian Malcolm]

I don't mind the use of the term "skull".

I remember growing up watching JR commentate, and damn near EVERY match, someone would get elbowed on the "sternum". Honestly, I think it was one of his favourite words. Being a young guy, I went and looked up what the hell the sternum was and learned something.

How many fans from the Attitude Era can visualize something like this coming out of JR's mouth: "And a VICIOUS elbow drop right to Shamrock's sternum! Oh there could be internal injuries here, King!"