Monday night raw from MCI Center - Washington, D.C.
Cole: Welcome to Raw from the sold out MCI Center in Washington DC. We are only 13 days away from the biggest PPV Of the year.
Bobby: Stone cold and Bulldog will be in the same ring tonight as they are in a tag match.
King: Also the Hitman faces Triple H
“No chance” hits and Shane McMahon makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic off Howard Finkel
Shane: Since my dad is recovering from his ankle injury and my mom is recovering from the beating Kane gave her last week. I will be here to take charge until Wrestlemania
“Glass breaks” Stone cold makes his way down to the ring.
Stone cold: I remember shane at No way out a McMahon screwed me from victory in my match. Guess who that sumbitch was. It was you. I nearly lost my title shot. And now I am going to kick your ass.
Shane: Don’t do that steve.
Stone cold: If you think I should whoop that sumbitches ass give me a hell yeah.
Crowd shout hell yeah
Stone cold kicks him in the midsection and hits the stunner to him. He then grabs a steel chair and repeatedly hits shane with it. Then the British bulldog runs out and hits Austin with his british flag. He then helps Shane get to the back
Cole: And bulldog has saved Shanes life right there
Bobby: Who will take control now then
“ You think you know me” Edge comes down to the ring to a good pop
“Medal” Kurt angle comes down to you suck chants
Match 1 Kurt Angle v Edge
Start: Kurt and Edge lock up. Kurt takes him down with a headlock takedown. Both men get up but Kurt takes him down with an armbar
Match: Kurt hits 3 german superlexes to Edge. He goes for the cover 1………….2………kickout by Edge. Kurt tells the ref to count quicker, then Edge rolls him up from behind 1…………………..2………..kickout by Kurt. Kurt quickly gets up and takes Edge down with a dropkick. Kurt gets him in a side head lock. Edge fight back by elbowing him in the midsection and taking Kurt down with a spinning wheel kick. He clotheslines him and then throws him to the corner and chops away at him. Edge throws him him to the ropes and hits a tornado ddt to kurt and he goes for the cover 1………..2………..kickout by Kurt. Edge hits a backbreaker to kurt. He then picks him up and hits a crossed arm powerbomb. He goes for the cover 1………..2……..kickout by Kurt. Edge climbs to the top rope and waits for Kurt to get up. He goes for the missile dropkick but Kurt rolls out the way. Kurt then hits with a belly to belly overhead superlex. Kurt climbs to the top rope and connects with a diving moonsault. Kurt then gets edge up and hits another german superlex to him. Kurt waits for Edge to get up. He goes for the angle slam but Edge low blows him. He runs at the ropes and hits a spear to Kurt and he goes for the cover 1………2…….kickout by Kurt. Edge picks him and goes for the Edge O Matic but Kurt takes him down with arm whip and then gets Edge into an ankle lock. Edge gets up on one foot and hits an enzuigiri to Kurt. He goes for the Edge O Matic again but Kurt grabs him and hits an angle slam. He goes for the cover 1…………2……….3
Winner of the match Kurt Angle
Cole: What a match to kickoff Raw.
King: And at Wrestlemania Kurt will become the first ever Hardcore champion.
Backstage Coach is with The rock
Coach: At Wrestlemania you will defend your……..
Rock holds his hand to coachs face and grabs the mic off him.
Rock: Finally the Rock has come back to Washington DC. This town should be called Washinton SC. The SC would stand for Shitty city.
Crowd boos.
And at Wrestlemania the millions……….and millions of the Rock fans will see The Rock kicking Owen Harts roody poo candy ass. If you smelllllllllllllll what the rock is cooking.
Cole: We have just been informed nobody will take charge tonight.
Bobby: Hell will break loose tonight then here in Shitty city.
Cole: This is not Shitty city
King: Oh yeah Vader is the shitty city
Cole: Vader is not a city though
King: He is big enough to be one
“ Hardyz” Jeff Hardy makes his way down to the ring to no real reaction
“ We are the Nation” Dlo brown makes his way to the ring to boos
Match 2 Jeff Hardy v Dlo Brown
Start: Jeff throws Dlo to the ropes but gets caught with a dropkick.
Match: Jeff hits a springboard hurricarana to dlo and goes for the cover 1………..2……..kickout. Jeff throws him to the outside. Jeff then gets onto the top rope and hits a 450 splash to the outside and lands on Dlo.
Crowd shout holy shit
Cole: What a move
Bobby: I agree with these fans “holy shit, holy shit”
King: I can do that so whats the big fuss
Bobby: Yeah when you see puppies you do that
Jeff throws him back into the ring. Jeff hits a legdrop to the midsection. He climbs to the second rope and goes for the leg drop but Dlo rolls out the way. Dlo runs at the ropes and hits a leg drop. Dlo gets him into an armlock. A few minutes later Jeff gets out of it and runs to the ropes. Dlo catches him and hits a running power bomb onto the turnbuckle. Dlo climbs to the top rope, Jeff rushes up and hits a frankensteiner off the top rope to Dlo. He hits the twist of fate to him. He climbs to the top rope, but he accidentally falls of it. He then gets up walks straight into Dlo who hits the sky high spinebuster to him. Dlo then climbs to the top rope and hits a frog splash for the victory
Winner of the match Dlo Brown
Cole: A Jeff Hardy error gives Dlo the victory
Bobby: I think he fell on some of his grease from his hair.
Cole: I have never seen anything like that before
Wrestlemania commercial
“ Explosion “ Kane makes his way down to the ring to boos
“ Vader” Vader comes down to cheers
Match 3 Kane v Vader
Start: Kane and Vader exchange right hands. Vader throws him to the ropes and hits a powerslam to him.
Match: Vader hits a falling headbutt onto Kanes face. He then hits a leg drop onto his neck. Vader then grabs a steel chair. The ref tries to take it off him so Vader hits a chokeslam to him. Vader goes to hit Kane with the chair but Kane kicks him, grabs the chair and hits Vader with it
Cole: Damn it he hits Vader with the chair I hate Kane
Bobby: I hate you
Cole: Why
Bobby: Your Face
Cole: Whats wrong with it
Bobby: It insults the whole of WWE. People tune in to watch Raw and have to cope with Michael Gay man Cole
Cole: I am…..
Bobby: You just admitted it
Cole: I…
Bobby: “Coughs” Gay “coughs”
Cole: Forget it
Bobby: I can not forget it i have to cope with you for 2 hours a week
Cole: Just leave it
Kane takes vader down with an uppercut. Kane picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Kane chokes him with his foot until the ref stops him. Kane grabs Vader by the throat. Vader saves himself when he headbutts kane. He goes to clothesline him but Kane takes him down with a big boot. Kane climbs to the top rope and waits for Vader to get up. He hits a clothesline from the top rope to Vader. He goes for the cover 1………..2… kickout by Vader. Kane goes to powerbomb Vader but Vader backdrops Kane. Vader grabs Kane by the throat and hits a chokeslam to Kane. He goes for the cover 1………..2……….kickout by Kane. Vader hits the Vader bomb to Kane. Moments later Kane sits up, Vader looks at him in disbelief. Vader punches Kane, Kane then grabs him by the throat and hits a chokeslam to Vader, he goes for the cover 1……..2…….kickout by Vader. Kane then choke slams the ref. He rolls to the outside and gets some steel steps and a steel chair and brings them into the ring. He hits Vader with the steel steps. He then puts Vaders arm onto the steps. He grabs the chair and hits it off Vaders arm. Moments later the ref calls for the bell
Winner of the match Via DQ Vader
Cole: That monster might of broken Vaders arm
King: That is right and at Wrestlemania 14 the Undertakers record will look like this 6 wins 1 loss.
The arena goes dark and the Undertakers face appears on the titantron.
Undertaker: Kane your time will come to a end at Wrestlemania. Your soul will rot away in hell and you will rest in piece
Bobby: Why is Mankinds wife telling Kane he will rest in piece
Cole: Your dumb it is the Undertaker
Bobby: Why should I listen to you
Cole: Because I am right
Bobby: Yeah right
Backstage Bret hart is walking around backstage and then Shawn Michaels comes from behind and hits Bret with a sledgehammer
Worlds greatest promo showing Shawn Michaels career highlights
Cole: No way Shawn Michaels is the worlds greatest.
King: I have just heard that the Bret Hart against HHH match is cancelled.
Bobby: Shawn Michaels the Worlds greatest that will make me laugh for months.
Cole: This next match should be a preview of Wrestlemania. At Sunday night showdown X-Pac v Jeff Jarret was added to the card and this match will happen now aswell.
“Degeneration X”X-Pac makes his way to the ring to cheers
“Jeff Jarret” Jeff jarret makes his way to the ring accompanied by Debra
Match 4 X-Pac v Jeff Jarret(with Debra)
Start: Jeff throws x-pac to the ropes he goes for a clothesline but X-Pac ducks and then takes Jeff down with a Lariat.
Match: X-Pac kicks Jeff in the face and Jeff falls on his ass. X-Pac then hits the bronco buster to him. Debra trips X-Pacs up. Jeff then takes him down with a dropkick. Jarret hits a side superlex to him and goes for the cover 1……..2……..kickout by X-Pac. Jeff gets him into a leg lock. X-Pac crawls to the ropes but Jeff pulls him back into the centre of the ring. X-Pac kicks Jeff in the face with his free leg to break the hold. Jeff goes to clothesline x-pac who ducks and holds down the top rope which causes Jeff to fall to the outside. X-Pac gets onto the ring apron and hits a diving ax smash off the apron. X-Pac throws him into the ringpost. He throws him back into the ring and goes for the cover 1………….2…………kickout by Jeff. X-Pac goes for the X-Factor but Jeff turns it into a power bomb. Jeff picks him up and hits the stroke. He goes for the cover 1……..2……..kickout by X-Pac. Jeff looks angry and pushes the ref. X-Pac comes from behind and rolls him up 1……….2……….kickout by Jeff. Jeff kicks x-pac and throws him to the outside. Debra grabs Jeffs guitar and goes to hit X-Pac with it but he ducks and hits Debra with a spinning wheel kick. Jeff takes the ref down from behind. He then grabs his guitar and hits X-Pac over the head with it. He then checks out Debra.
HHH runs to the ring. He goes to hit Jeff with a sledge hammer but turns around and nails X-Pac with it. Ken shamrock then runs down to the ring and he and HHH have a fight.
Meanwhile Jeff throws X-Pac back in the ring and goes for the cover 1…………2………3
Winner of the match Jeff Jarret
Cole: Damn it HHH has screwed X-Pac his buddy
King: Face it Jeff had the win before HHH came down. And X-Pac got what he deserved he attacked a woman
Cole: By mistake
Bobby: That’s why he was looking at her when he did it.
Stone cold is standing with the coach
Coach: Tonight you will go to head to head with the bulldog
Austin: Your not as dumb as I thought. Anyway………
. Bulldog attacks austin from behind. He then throws Austin through a glass window
Bulldog: You will never beat me austin
Cole: He has just thrown Austin into a glass window i can't believe it. It looks like it will be a handicap match now.
Bobby: Nobody is here to take charge so Bulldog saw the opportunity and kicked his ass
“Hart Foundation” Owen hart makes his way to the ring to big cheers
“We are the nation” Rock makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction
“ Bulldog” On his way to the ring stone cold comes from behind him and attacks him with a steel chair. Security then come out and take Austin away
Match 5 British Bulldog and Rock v Stone cold and Owen hart
Start: Rock locks up with Owen. Rock takes Owen down with an arm bar takedown. Owen gets up immediately and takes Rock down with a dropkick
Match: Rock climbs to the top rope but Owen rushes up and superlexes him off the top rope. Owen grabs Rocks leg and stomps at it. Owen then hits an elbow drop onto it.
On the ramp the bloody British Bulldog is been stretched away.
Cole: Bulldog is been sent away and he deserves to
King: He does not deserve been thrown off a stage
Cole: He threw Austin through a glass window.
Owen waits for rock to get up and goes for the running enzuigiri but Rock grabs his leg and trips him up. He then gets Owen into the sharpshooter. Owen climbs to the bottom rope moments later. Rock then does some punches to him, and then hits the samoan drop. He goes for the cover 1……….2……….kickout by Owen. Rock picks him up and locks on a sleeper. Owen fades away so the ref lifts his hand up once and it drops, up twice and it drops, up three times but Owen keeps his hand up. He elbows rock in the midsection and runs at the ropes but the Rock grabs him and hits a spine buster. Rock throws a elbow pad to the fans and then runs at the ropes and hits a peoples elbow. Rock goes for the cover 1…………….2……………..kickout by Owen. Rock gets up and looks furious. Rock goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair. He goes into the ring with it and attempts to hit Owen with it but the ref grabs and puts it to the outside. While this is happening Ahmed Johnson comes down to the ring and passes rock a steel chain. Ahmed distracts the ref which allows Rock to hit Owen with the steel chain. Rock picks him up and hits the rock bottom to Owen and goes for the cover 1………….2……….
Stone colds music hits. Rock gets off Owen and waits for stone cold to get in the ring. All of a sudden Austin comes from behind him and hits the stunner and then gets ready to tag in.
About a minute later Owen gets up. Owen picks rock up and hits a pile driver to him. Owen then tags in stone cold. Austin pulls him to the corner and starts stomping away at him. Stone cold picks him up and hits a spine buster to him. Stone cold then goes for the stunner but Rock reverses it into a neck breaker. Rock then goes for another peoples elbow but Owen hits Rock when rock his running next to him. Austin quickly gets up and hits the stunner to the rock and pins him for the victory.
Winners of the match Stone cold and Owen Hart
Cole: Stone cold gets the victory in the match
Bobby: This was supposed to be a tag team match not a handicap match
King: Rock had the win but that damn rattle snake costs him the victory
Cole: Next week will be the final preparation for Wrestlemania. There will be a contract signing for the WWE Championship match
After the match stone cold and Owen hart salute the fans and drink beer
Raw goes off air
