Raw to Unforgiven-Week 2
Raw
The music hits and the pyros go off.
JR: "Ladies and gentleman, welcome to Raw!"
Vince: "We're here at the Keystone Center and my son's here for the first time since SummerSlam! as the GM of Raw!"
JR: "No telling what's going to happen tonight!"
Shane's music hits as he walks to the ring with a huge pop.
Shane: "Hello everybody. Now, you may be wondering why I wasn't here last week and that's because I've been taking care of business. You see I've signed two great athletes who are going to entertain you like only Raw can do!"
Randy Orton enters the ring.
Orton: "Woah, woah, woah. Shane first off I want to say congratulations on becoming General Manager of Raw. Now...I'm sure you saw last week in my title match, I got screwed out of the title! I won the match but not the title! This thug comes from behind me and smashes a two by four over my back...what I'm saying is that I want a rematch tonight for the title with no interference!"
Shane: "Let me think about that one...uh...no! You see, you don't demand from me or else you'll pay and tonight you're going to be the example of that. Tonight...in this very ring...Randy Orton...versus...KANE!"
Randy Orton becomes scared and tries to get his way out of that match.
Orton: "Please...not Kane!"
Shane: "You're right...you shouldn't have to go against Kane in a one on one singles match...you should go against Kane in a street fight! Now, what I really came out here to say is that tonight...in this very ring...we're going to have a heavyweight title match between Kevin Nash and one of the guys that I signed last week. I'm not going to say who he is but you guys will see later."
In the back, a masked man is interviewing Kevin Nash.
Interviewer: "Nash, you to face a mystery man for the heavyweight title...how does that make you feel?"
Nash: "That's bullshit! I should know who I'm facing for the title because I'm a movie star! I'm getting ready to go make a movie and Shane puts me against somebody I don't even know? Is that fair? Hell no!"
Interviewer: "Do you think you would have been screwed over like this if Eric Bischoff was still General Manager of Raw?"
Nash: "What kind of a question is that? Of course not! He'd screw me over twice as bad...that jackass!"
Interviewer: "Hey, I wasn't....I mean he wasn't that bad of a guy."
Shane comes from behind and rips of the mask of the interviewer to reveal Eric Bischoff. Shane gets security to escort him out of the building.
Eric: "I'll be back Shane! Raw is my show not yours! You'll see!"
COMMERCIAL
Number 1 contender's match for the Cruiserweight Championship: Ultimo Dragon Vs. Juventud Guerrera
Both start off dodging eachothers moves until Juventud delivers a head scissors to the dragon. Juventud then delivers two hiptosses and goes for a pin but Dragon kicks him away. Ultimo Dragon throws Juventud to the outside and then gives his opponent an Asai Moonsault followed by a suicide dive. Ultimo Dragon bring Guerrera back in the ring and goes for a moonsault but Guerrera moves out of the way. Guerrera then delivers a piledriver and bring Ultimo Dragon to the corner. Juventud delivers a 450 splash and pins...1...2...foot on the ropes by Dragon. Juvy brings Dragon to the center of the ring and delivers a springboard legdrop but misses. Ultimo Dragon goes to the outside to take a breather. Guerrera comes over to pull him back in the ring but Ultimo Dragon turns around and blows fire into his opponent's face. The Dragon gets disqualified but it doesn't stop him from continuing the assault. Rey Mysterio comes in the ring and chases Ultimo out of the ring. Ultimo then demands to face Rey Mysterio right now for the Cruiserweight Title. Rey accepts.
Winner:
Juventud Guerrera by DQ
Cruiserweight Championship Match: Rey Mysterio Vs. Ultimo Dragon
Before the match begins Ultimo Dragon blows fire into Rey's face. Ultimo Dragon the does a victory roll and hooks the tights of Mysterio...1...2...3! Ultimo Dragon runs off with the belt.
Winner:
Ultimo Dragon
COMMERCIAL
Tag Team Championship Match: L.O.D. Vs. D'Lo Brown/Elix Skipper
Hawk and Elix start off the match. Hawk annihalates Skipper throughout the entire match not allowing him to tag. Hawk tags in Animal after a beating on Elix and they do the Doomsday device. As Animal goes for the pin...1...2...the lights go out! When the lights go on the men in robes are in the ring and they attack the Legion of Doom! The lights go back off and we hear chair shots repeatedly. When the lights are on, Animal and Hawk are in the center of the ring busted up as the men in robes are gone.
Winner:
No contest
Lance Storm is in the back with his super hero costume on, Hurricane comes in.
Hurricane: "Storminator...are you ready to perform a heroic act?"
Storminator: "Yes I am."
Hurricane: "Now, say your catchphrase and you'll be off."
Storminator: "...Do I have to say it?"
Hurricane: "You want to be a superhero and don't even want a catchphrase...watzupwitdat?"
Storminator: "...alright...To protect the innocent and destroy the evil...I'll be storming off to save the day!"
Storminator flies away as Hurricane looks on.
COMMERCIAL
Shane is being interviewed by Terri.
Terri: "Shane is there something wrong?"
Shane: "Yeah, you know that guy who is supposed to be facing Nash tonight...well he's not here because somebody hit him with a car. He's at the hospital but he can't make it."
Storminator flies into the scene.
Storminator: "I will solve this crime and catch who ran over this wrestler of yours."
Shane: "Fine..whatever!"
Storminator flies off.
Shane: "Now...who's going to face Nash?"
Sid walks up to Shane.
Sid: "I am your man, Shane! After all not only am I the master and the ruler of the world but I am the number one contender!"
Shane: "You're right...it's you and Nash tonight."
John Cena Vs. Mr. Ass
John Cena opens up a can on Mr. Ass. John Cena continues to attack Billy and uses a steel chair on him. Cena continuously hits Mr. Ass and then grabs the microphone.
Winner: Mr. Ass by DQ
Cena: "LEGEND! Get in the ring now. I'm here to take you out, nobody cares about Billy!"
Legend appears on the titantron.
Legend: "No!No!No! You're trying to be a hero Cena, you know what happens to heros? The Rock was a hero and I ended his career! Don't make me do the same to you Cena."
Cena: "Shutup and get out here!"
Legend: "No!No!No! You think I'm joking? Well how's about you take on somebody who's really joking?"
Doink The Clown makes his way to the ring with Dink by his side.
Doink The Clown with Dink The Clown Vs. John Cena
John Cena immediately gives the F-U to Doink and pins him...1...2...3! Dink runs into the ring and tries hits Cena in the knee with a steel chair. Dink continues the attack and Doink joins along later. Legend then makes his way to ringside.
Legend: "I told you Cena...I don't joke around. You don't call out me and get it right away...you have to earn it. But you haven't earned it...hell, two clowns can take you out. You're about to learn a lesson Cena...Hero's come and go, but Legends live forever!"
COMMERCIAL
Randy Orton Vs. Kane in a Street Fight
Kane chokeslams Orton five times. RVD comes out and tries to stop Kane but he gets tombstoned for his efforts. Superstars and referees try to stop Kane but they all get knocked out. Kane reaches under the ring and gets a tank of gas. Kane places the tank on Orton and lights a match. Kane's about to drop the match but Ahmed nails Kane with a two by four. Kane tombstones Ahmed and Orton nails Kane with the tank of gas. Kane sits right back up and tombstones Orton...1...2...3!
Winner:
Kane
JR: "Ladies and gentlemen, the next Raw Pay-Per-View is two weeks away and it sounds like it's going to be one hellacious night. Shane's been working on this card for a while now and he says that it's going to be the best pay-per-view that SmackDown! could only dream of."
Vince: "That's right. We already know now that it's going to be Legend taking on John Cena."
JR: "And don't forget this one just made...Ultimo Dragon defending the Cruiserweight Championship against Rey Mysterio and Juventud Guerrera in a triple threat match!"
Vince: "My son has also make Randy Orton versus Ahmed Johnson in a two by four on a pole match."
JR: "Of course the Heavyweight title will probably be on the line but we're not sure who the champ is because tonight Kevin Nash is taking on Psycho Sid...that's after this commercial break!"
COMMERCIAL
MAIN EVENT:Heavyweight Championship Match: Kevin Nash Vs. Psycho Sid
Kevin Nash and Sid just punch eachother out for 5 minutes. Nash gains the advantage with an unseen lowblow and goes for the Jackknife powerbomb. Sid backbody drops Nash and pins...1...2...kickout! Sid nails his powerbomb and pins...1...2...kickout! Sid then tries to powerbomb again but Kane makes his way to the ring with a tank of gas. Sid drops Nash and Kane knocks out the referee. Kane and Sid stare eachother down. Kane then tombstones Nash and wakes up the referee. Sid pins...1...2...3!
Winner:
Psycho Sid
While Sid celebrates Kane dumps the gasoline on every side of the ring. He lights it up leaving Sid surrounded in fire.
Kane: "You're going to feel my pain Sid...I want...a...title shot!"
Sid stands in horror as the referees extinguish the fire and Kane laughs his way backstage.
END OF SHOW