Not sure about the first two posts but here is my joke
Superman is flying over a secluded island and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing nude and thinks to himself
"I bet with my super speed I could fly down their bang her real quick w/o her noticing"
So Supes flys down, bang bang bang, flies away laughing to himself & quite satisfied
Wonder Woman sits up and says "What the fuck was that?"
The invisible man says " I dunno but my asshole sure hurts"