[Punkhead]

I've just switched the channel, when Chuck Norris was on the screen. Am I about to die?

 

[Huganomics]

TomasThunder619 has three red bars for rep. Hah.

 

[Ruth]

Oh fuck off, I made this just yesterday.

http://www.wrestlingforum.com/games-trivia/616082-tell-rate-jokes.html

 

[CMWit]

Not sure about the first two posts but here is my joke

Superman is flying over a secluded island and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing nude and thinks to himself
"I bet with my super speed I could fly down their bang her real quick w/o her noticing"
So Supes flys down, bang bang bang, flies away laughing to himself & quite satisfied

Wonder Woman sits up and says "What the fuck was that?"

The invisible man says " I dunno but my asshole sure hurts"