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Does anyone know any good wrestling related jokes?

Of course there's aload about fat wrestlers like the ones about Matt Hardy and his weight.I heard another good one about Matt it was "don't make fun of Matt's weight ,he allready has enough on his plate" :lmao hopefully he doesn't see it ,I got a strange feeling he's on these forums. :side:


My friend also told me about HHH and Stephenie.They where walking down the road together and Steaphenie was pushing their child in the pram ,when she asked HHH to push the baby.HHH then turns to reply no he won't push the baby and then says It's too small ,has no charisma and can't work. I lol'd at it.


Does anyone know any other ones?
 

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What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?
-You can’t Sashimi!

What did D’Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?
-Oh Bubba, test the fries!

Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?
-He couldn’t sell Pedigree

What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?
-Whatcha you gonna glue, brother?

Why can’t Chris Benoit go to the gas station?
-Because he always carries matches (and he's dead)

The Dudley’s were getting ready for a dinner party when Bubba realized that they weren’t prepared yet. Quickly, he yelled, Dvon! Set the table!
 

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Triple H likes his women like his opponents.......buried!
Now, now, let's not get carried away. Technically, Katie Vick was in a casket, but she wasn't buried.
 

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Yeah, but she had been dead for years, so he would have had to dig her up from the grave to place her in the casket.
Yeah, that's true. I guess I forgot the background story to that angle... thank you, Jesus.
 

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Why did Maria Kannelis have sex with Chavo after her evening class?
- The teacher told her to do an essay for homework.
:lmao
 

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Matt Hardy's so fat, he can't even fit in this joke.

What Happened when Matt Hardy fell asleep on the beach?
Greenpeace threw him the sea.
 
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