Thank you for your service, BOSS of Bel-Air. I need Corny's All Friend's Wrestling review segment clips more than oxygen.
Jim Cornette's AEW Reviews Megathread
Due to popular demand, welcome to the Jim Cornette megathread! Here, we will share all of his AEW reviews and opinions and discuss them in detail. You can even share old videos if a topic suddenly becomes relevant again, or you just want to have a good laugh.
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I was calling them All Petite Wrestling before they signed some bigger guys.I want royalties for the term "All friends wrestling".. I´ve been saying that since before AEW was even officially a company
Not tomorrow or anytime soon, but maybe in about 2 years or so, do you think it is possible that Jim Cornette may make an appearance or appearances in AEW?
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Jim Cornette has his fans and his haters but most wrestling fans have an opinion of him. When things get back to normal and we have fans back in attendance it would be great for AEW and Jim to work something out for an appearance or two. Jim may find a few people annoying in AEW but I don't see any hate for Tony Khan.
Cornette buried Tim Horner so far deep he has to wear his Kendo The Samurai mask when he goes to the Piggly-Wiggly or The General Store in Morristown, Tennessee.
At least Tim had a musical career to fall back on. Wonder if he ever wrote a song about stealing a truck and a fax machine.
Corny's really ticking our taint this week making us wait for our highly anticipated reviews of AEW. I need to know if what I enjoyed watching Wednesday was any good.
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Jim is definitely not a fan of Twinkle-Toes or either of the other Technicolor Dreamboats of The Elite.
Thank you sir for your kindness and generosity. Every kernel of Corny has been appreciated.
Jim should rent himself out to sit on peoples' couches to do live running commentary on AEW.
Jim Cornette will definitely mention whether Nia sells her hole next week on RAW.
Be funny how Cornette assesses the glove compartment full of Joshis after the tournament.
Maybe they can summon Mothra if they need help...
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Maybe they can summon Mothra if they need help...
I'm all for Jim Cornette doing a Tim Horner burial job on Tony Khan after last night's shenanigans. Probably woulda gotta better explosion rigging a fax machine to a moving truck.
Thank you.
Take my money please. I had an old 5 VHS set of the Best of Jim Cornette and The Midnight Express autographed by the great man himself. I would thoroughly and eagerly be willing to separate myself from more of my money if I could obtain that amazing set on DVD. Chess moves is right.
Jim Cornette pushed Miro's shit in beyond his kidneys and way up past his lungs.
I guess Flair likes his ladies hairy like they got Jerry Garcia in a leg scissors. If Flair were booking girl wrestling he'd have a "No Bush No Push" policy.
Lawler goes by, "If they're old enough to breed they don't get my seed".
Somebody in the truck musta been smoking crack to allow Doug Gilbert a live microphone for that long.
I admit to being so indoctrinated into The Cult Of Cornette that the AEW that I enjoy watching on Wednesdays I also enjoy listening to the burial that Corny does of AEW a few days later. I sure loved that laaaaaaaaaaaaazy booking!
Did those ladies blade themselves or sit on each others face the wrong time of the month???
Corny's not a fan of Shitzi Brownfart. It was from him that I learned that she likes to sell her poop pics.
Tee-Heeeeeeeee!!!
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