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Ivan Petrov
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Ivan's Rant 2 THE SEQUEL!Edit: Maurice Gibb lives?

I decided earlier to follow up my rant from a while ago with this, its a true no hold barred rant I dont even know what Im going to type yet so it is a pile of crap on a stick we'll blame it on somone else stealing my name and using it to write this won't we? ;)

Krazy Ivan almost became insane Ivan recently due to some personal issues but I'm aiming to resolve them soon, so I can just be "Krazy", I couldn't be bothered to ask for a name change at this stage. Spam is a funny word isnt it? SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM, SPAM SPAM SPAMITY SPAM!! Monty Python's song says it all, and had they wrote it on the internet it would have been spam, confused? I know I am.
E-Fed, well heres a dilly of a pickle why do people not like them? I'm an efedder, it has actually helped me in my typing, spelling and my general creative writing skills. They can be fun if you have the talent to write. But match writing now thats a BITCH of a task.
Anyone remember the Columist forum that we used to have? Didn't last too long but I thought it was a good idea, although I never got one Shawn:angry: :p . I enjoy this typing my toughts really I wouldn't delve to deeply you don't know what I might say which might not be suitable for the Internet viewing public(wait a second, NOTHING is unsuitable for the internet so it seems)
Which brings me to this, the internet seems to be full of wierd sites, not just wierd porn but other things, like Dumpster Diving and I seem to remember one about wet jewish women (it wasnt a porn site it was just jewish women walking through a river). This has been topical latly mostly with the arresst of Pete Townshend of The Who on charges of downloading Child Porn, but thats not for the Rants board so I won't continue.
I've been home since 9.00 and all I've done is sit on this chair, I have to move soon my arse will go numb.
I have to sort my little personal dielemma(sp) (Im gonna' call it that) or else I will go Nucking Futs.

Lastly, FFFeeeEDDDDdddBAcK would be nice, should Ivans rant be a weekly/ monthly thing, becuase Im willing to just sit here and talk about nothing for ever its fun.
 

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Ivan should have a statue of himself..I dont know where it would go tho:D
 
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I think it's easy to assume where it would go. I think it would look good placed into...a dumpster.
 

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Then I should have my own statue too.
 

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$5 and I can get ya.
 

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Krazy Ivan said:
Put my statue in a dumpster, I likes!
thats right. I forgot you love dumpsters. I think you used to have one on you sig.
 

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-wipes a tear from his cheek- Ivan, that was the deepest, most heartfelt rant I've ever read. That deserves to be in the Times magazine. If you make your rant weekly, you'll have my eyes reading it:agree:
 

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Ivan Petrov
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You all love me I can tell!:p

I'm just going to add, Im going mad thanks to females and Maurice Gibb.

I think I'll start with Maurice Gibb, ok he died a week ago but I am convinced I saw the late Maurice Gibb drive past me in a car at about quarter past twelve this afternoon.
The driver of the car looked just like him, I mean it the only difference was he wasnt in black.
Could it be Maurice Gibb has faked his death so he can live in Ireland and drive a 01 Dublin regestered car, while living on the revenue from all the songs he wrote.

Conspiricey(sp), I think not!

And as for the females, well female long story basically Im the nice guy.
 
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