[Chadwick Winebarger]

... Since I've seen a thread about someone bitching about the state of rants today.

Has the quality of rants really improved in the last couple of months? Were the people's cries for help, for a saviour answered and they didn't even know it?

Or have the masses simply become apathetic and accepted the fact that rants is still in a rut and them bitching about it won't change anything?

Maybe people just forgot about it and they needed someone like me to remind them.

Whatever it is, the state of rants hasn't changed much in the last couple of months so what gives? Where have all the "rants section sucks" rants gone?

 

[Rawlin]

hurray for rants!

 

[Rush]

i saved rants. true story.

 

[Myers]

It's been a while
Since I could hold my head up high
and it's been a while
Since I first saw you
It's been a while
since i could stand on my own two feet again
and it's been a while
since i could call you
But everything I can't remember as fucked up as it may seem
the consequences that I've rendered
I've stretched myself beyond my means

It's been a while
since i could say that i wasn't addicted and
It's been a while
Since I could say I love myself as well and
It's been a while
Since I've gone and fucked things up just like i always do
It's been a while
But all that shit seems to disappear when i'm with you
But everything I can't remember as fucked up as it may seem
the consequences that I've rendered
I've gone and fucked things up again

 

[MrMister]

That's the exact song came to mind.

 

[Kiz]

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING HELPING.

 

[Role Model]

i'm making an effort to bring my self obsessed comedy to Rants, which is clearly a factor.

 

[BkB Hulk]

I don't think people actually read the posts here anymore. It took me quite some time to get past three of the above sigs and one other post.

 

[Role Model]

if everyone raises their sig game, posts will soon become irrelevant, and honestly that's not a bad thing.

 

[BkB Hulk]

Every thread would become the Pyro thread. Then Headliner would have to close the whole board to stop it.

 

[Kiz]

Hoping to get back into the good sig game.

My peak was the word scramble.

 

[BkB Hulk]

LIGHTS

 

[Rush]

come at me bro

 

[Rush]

 

[Kiz]

FUCK COME.

Just after seeing that.

inb4Headlinerisgayandclosesthread.

 

[Chismo]

Bring back Puggle!

 

[Samee]

Yup, this thread has convinced me I need a wank.

 

[Samee]

Well, it's almost a half hour later and I still haven't had my wank. People need to go downstairs ffs.

 

[CM Skittle]

My sig is lame compared to everyone else's

Bring back Puggle!

Whatever happened to Puggle anyway?? I miss him

 

[MrMister]

Puggle died for our trolling or something to that effect. He may or may not have risen on the third day. There's some controversy regarding that.

It's been awhile since I've seen that chick's ASS. She's got a nice one.