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The question is simple guys. In the latest Star Wars trilogy Padme Amidala was the prettiest, most charming, and one of only three or four women in the entire galaxy.

I call bull shit that she would fall in the love with whiney, possible psychotic and in no way cool Anakin Skywalker.

So in real life ... and in a Galaxy, Far, Far Away ...

Who in that cast captures Padme's heart?

I was thinking Obi-Wan right? Handsome son of bitch. I may be straight but I'm not dead, right fellas?

But no, can't be him. He's not going full Yoda with his Jedi training but he's definitely no Qui-Gon Jinn. Who you KNOW hooked up with Anakin's mom. You just know it!!!

Obi Wan's too much of a Jedi so who else?

Qui-Gon had too much honor to hook up with a younger girl like that. Mace Window is more of an extremist than Yoda is. Most of the Jedi council are freaky looking alien dudes. And I can't tell which of the council members are holograms and which are ghosts because Lucas uses the same effect.

Darth Maul is too scary and there are political ideology issues there. Women like bad boys but there's a limit.

Jar-Jar and C3PO are too damn silly. They've been friendzoned a long time ago ...

You know what? I'm gonna say Chancellor Palpentine. Darth Sidious.

Hear me out. Yeah, he's old but he's powerful. They probably have viagra or some such thing in that universe.

And he's like an equal in many ways. He claims to have the same politics, even though we both now know, that was a lie. Both politicians ....

Sure he used her as a political pawn and he'd be living a double life but no relationship is perfect.

Anyway, that's my best answer.
 

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Hands down one of the funniest posts I've ever read on this forum.

"Qui-Gon had too much honor to hook up with a younger girl like that. Mace Window is more of an extremist than Yoda is. Most of the Jedi council are freaky looking alien dudes. And I can't tell which of the council members are holograms and which are ghosts because Lucas uses the same effect."
 

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it is odd how there are so few women in the galaxy

i mean seriously, there were like two women in the entire prequel trilogy. and one of them was anakin's mom. the other was his wife

and the only woman in the original star wars was his daughter
 

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it is odd how there are so few women in the galaxy

i mean seriously, there were like two women in the entire prequel trilogy. and one of them was anakin's mom. the other was his wife

and the only woman in the original star wars was his daughter
You do realize that the name of the movies ae Star Wars, right? It is unsurprising that there are more men than women involved in a war.

Besides... there are plenty of background characters that are female. There just aren't that many with speaking lines.



To answer the question, by the time they got to Revenge, Padme would have long since figured out that Anakin is a whiny cunt. She would have hooked up with Chewbacca and gotten her some big old wookie meat.
 

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You do realize that the name of the movies ae Star Wars, right? It is unsurprising that there are more men than women involved in a war.

Besides... there are plenty of background characters that are female. There just aren't that many with speaking lines.



To answer the question, by the time they got to Revenge, Padme would have long since figured out that Anakin is a whiny cunt. She would have hooked up with Chewbacca and gotten her some big old wookie meat.
women can fight in wars

this is america
 

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To answer the question, by the time they got to Revenge, Padme would have long since figured out that Anakin is a whiny cunt. She would have hooked up with Chewbacca and gotten her some big old wookie meat.
Damn, forgot about Chewie. Of, course, Chewie. I would have also picked Devil Pig from the ending of Episode 1. But Chewie's a lot better than Devil Pig.

it is odd how there are so few women in the galaxy

i mean seriously, there were like two women in the entire prequel trilogy. and one of them was anakin's mom. the other was his wife

and the only woman in the original star wars was his daughter
There are shocking few women in the galaxy. I think that's why Jedi aren't aloud to fuck. Shit would get too competitive.

if she fell in love with jar jar, wouldn't that be considered some form of bestiality?
Dude, this isn't Earth. They're not so formal out there. I got some Droid erotica I think you should read.

Hands down one of the funniest posts I've ever read on this forum.

"Qui-Gon had too much honor to hook up with a younger girl like that. Mace Window is more of an extremist than Yoda is. Most of the Jedi council are freaky looking alien dudes. And I can't tell which of the council members are holograms and which are ghosts because Lucas uses the same effect."
:lmao @ "Mace Window"
Well if Mr. Window wants me to remember his name maybe he shouldn't have let the mother of his best Jedi be a slave for seven years and then get raped and tortured by Tuscan Raiders.

BTW, I don't know which is which, in terms of spelling, raped and rapped ...

so ...

They weren't spitting bars at her, is what I'm saying. That would have been delightful.
 

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Pratchett can we just agree the only acceptable answer for this stupid thread is Mitth'raw'nuruodo
 

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Pratchett can we just agree the only acceptable answer for this stupid thread is Mitth'raw'nuruodo
She would fall for him (who wouldn't?) but really he would just use her and then move on to more pressing business. But I suppose as long as she remained useful to him she could be strung along.
 

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she, like any other girls, would want to test their limit and check their boundaries and while bondage might not be for her, i could see padme spreading her icy beaver for many as long as they are hot enough to start in jedi calenders, obiwan is not a man of pink wonders but there are other candidates
 

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She would fall for him (who wouldn't?) but really he would just use her and then move on to more pressing business. But I suppose as long as she remained useful to him she could be strung along.
Luke's love for Blue Milk suggests to me his mother possibly having a love for Blue Dick.
 
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