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ICW's reaction to historical events

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Think back to a historical moment - any moment in wrestling history.

Now, imagine that the ICW existed. What would the reaction be?

1) Bret Hart's 90s face run:

"Who is this jackass with the gay-looking tights and terrible mic skills?

Look at him handing sunglasses at a little kid at every event. How corny. I want to see blood, cussing, and half-naked woman.

Screw kiddy WWE! Screw Bret Hart!

Turn Bret heel now!"

2) On Hogan slamming Andre:

"This is Andre's last big match since he is getting old. Why are they wasting him on Hulk Hogan!

Hogan doesn't need a win! Give it someone younger who would benefit! Not Hulk Hogan who is already as big as he can get!"

3) On Hogan's 1980s run:

Hogan was so cool as a heel in the late 1970s. Why did they turn him face? Now he sucks, only telling us to Say our prayers and eat our vitamins.

And why does Hogan never lose!?! He's become Super-Hogan, except there is no Kyrponite.

Let Macho Man beat Hogan clean and then turn Hogan heel.

TURN HOGAN HEEL !"

4) On Stone Cold's 1998 and 1999 run:

"Stone Cold was so cool as a heel in 1997. Why did they turn him face? Now he sucks, only telling us to give him a Hell Yeah.

And why does Austin never lose!?! He's become Super-Austin, except there is no Kyrponite.

Let Vince beat Austin clean and then turn Austin heel.

TURN AUSTIN HEEL !"

5) On Rock's 2000-2002 run:


"Rock was so cool as a heel in 1998-1999. Why did they turn him face! Now he sucks, only telling how he finally came back to some city.

And why does Rock never lose?!? He's now Super-Rock, except there is no Kyrponite.

Let HHH beat Rock clean and then turn Rock heel!

TURN ROCK HEEL !"

6) On Goldberg's 1998 run:


"Goldberg would be such a nice heel. Why do they book him as a face? He sucks, only coming out there and standing in the fireworks without cringing.

And why does Goldberg never lose?!? He's now Super-Goldberg, except there is no Kyrponite.

Let Hulk Hogan beat Goldberg clean and then turn Goldberg heel.

TURN GOLDBERG HEEL !"
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