[The Phantom Farter]

Hi You can make your storylines as long as you want.
Most Interesting ones will win awards.
Good Luck!
Read my story Please!

Raw vs.Smackdown Chapter 1

Tour De Force 2003 Press & Journal Arena
,Aberdeen,Scotland
J.R..The 2 GMs have been in talks and have a big announcement..

he's cut off by Bischoff's theme tune and eric comes to the ring.

Bisch..Hey Aberdeen!How ya doin?Well im fine and ...

Steph's tune blares out and she comes out.

Steph..Just tell them the thing.

Bisch..Shut Up Listen ill do what i wanna ok.

Austin comes out and grabs the Mic.

Austin..Listen i'm here to say that i dont give a crap but you dont say that to a woman ok.

Austin..Steph tell them..

Bisch..All right there is to be another draft.OK you happy?

Steph..Actually i wasn't gonna tell them that.I was gonna tell them that Smackdown have declared war on raw...

Steph.....and that Unforgiven is know called WWE Raw vs. Smackdown the Pay per view.

Bisch is dumbfounded and They all leave.

Chapter 2 later.

Raw vs.Smackdown Chapter 1

Tour De Force 2003 Press & Journal Arena
,Aberdeen,Scotland
J.R..The 2 GMs have been in talks and have a big announcement..

he's cut off by Bischoff's theme tune and eric comes to the ring.

Bisch..Hey Aberdeen!How ya doin?Well im fine and ...

Steph's tune blares out and she comes out.

Steph..Just tell them the thing.

Bisch..Shut Up Listen ill do what i wanna ok.

Austin comes out and grabs the Mic.

Austin..Listen i'm here to say that i dont give a crap but you dont say that to a woman ok.

Austin..Steph tell them..

Bisch..All right there is to be another draft.OK you happy?

Steph..Actually i wasn't gonna tell them that.I was gonna tell them that Smackdown have declared war on raw...

Steph.....and that Unforgiven is know called WWE Raw vs. Smackdown the Pay per view.

Bisch is dumbfounded and They all leave.

Chapter 2 later.

 

[Hollywood Event]

what is this

 

[The Phantom Farter]

A place to put up your WWE storylines

 

[Hollywood Event]

thanks for clearing that up.

 

[The Phantom Farter]

Raw vs. Smackdown Chapter 2
Tour De Force,Sheffield Arena

J.R..Steph is about to announce the Main event for Raw vs. Smackdown.

Steph..The Main Event will be an Armageddon Hell in A Cell Match.

The Crowd Cheers.

Steph..Each Brand will Pick 3 People from their brand.This Excludes The Brand Champion...

The Crowd Boo.

Steph..Because they will fight each other in a Street Fight.

The Crowd Cheers

Eric Bischoff enters the ring.

Bisch..Now Steph Im A GM too & i can Make matches as well..

Bisch..So At Unforgiven It will be.....

Bisch..Me.....

Bisch..Vs.....

Bisch..You.....

J.R..What! Thats Despicable!

Chapter 3 soon....

 

[WE Champ]

what are you doing??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[The Phantom Farter]

A storyline thing
U got any storylines?

Current PPV lineup

WWE Raw vs. Smackdown The Pay Per View
WWE Unified Championships
Street Fight

Brock Lesner VS Triple H/Ric Flair

Armageddon Hell in a Cell match

Raw & Smackdown participants not announced

Single Match

Eric Bischoff VS Stephanie Mcmahon

 

[WE Champ]

seriously this is weird.

 

[The Weapon]

Yo man dont dis the storyline that is awsome...thanx for wrighting these and please wright more

 

[The Phantom Farter]

Raw vs. Smackdown Chapter 3
Raw is War.

J.R: Welcome to Raw is War from the Compaq Center in Houston,Texas!

J.R: Tonights Main Event! Cage Match!
Raw co GM,Stone Cold Steve Austin has to announce tonights Main Event Participants and will do so in 10 mins after the opening Match.

La Resistence's Music Plays.

J.R:Well king La Restistence vs William Regal In an WWE European title Handicap Match.
Your Prediction King?

King:I think La Restitsence will walk it.

Match 1

La Restistence vs William Regal

Match Starts By regal jumping Grenier & Dupree
Punches are exchanged and Regal double Clotheslines them both.Then L R start double teaming on regal.
Regal tries to fight back but cant.Soon L R are in complete Control and start toying with regal.Then Regal Lowblows Dupree.Regal throws Dupree out the ring.Grenier hits regal from behind.Suddenly RVD & Kane rush out.Dupree hits Kane with the title from behind.RVD kicks Regal by accident and he is hit by the title as well.Grenier is about to take Regal out with a Chair when...


....The FBIs music blares and they run out.
Grenier is in shock and BANG! lowblow! Small Package! 1! 2! ...

3!Ding! Ding! Here is your winner and still European Champion! William Regal!FBI shake regal's hand when Nunzio takes a Steel Pole to Regal's Head!

J.R:Regal's Unconscious! But what the Hell are FBI doing here?

Commercial:

Are you tired of Constant Diarrhoea? AAGGHH!...

Back to Raw:

Austin Comes Out.

Austin:Well..You waitin' for the GM to say whos in that Cage tonight?

Fans:WHAT!

Austin:What?

Fans:WHAT!

Austin:Well OK,In the cage will be HHH and ME!

J.R:What the Hell! Why Austin?

Austin:This will tell you why...Roll the tape.

Tape rolls...

HHH is outside austins locker room.

HHH to austin:I WANT Y2J tonight in that Cage!NOW!

Austin:You want Y2J?

HHH:YEAH!

Austin:Hell...

Austin:...Nah!

HHH:What?

Austin:Nah.

HHH:I'll kill you if don't.

Austin:YOU'LL kill ME?

HHH:Yep

Austinrove It in the Cage tonight Me-You mano-e-mano.

HHH:OK

Tape Stops.

Austin Leaves.

Match 2

Stacy Kiebler vs Trish Stratus

Beauty Contest

King:Yay Puppies!

2 Girls come out.

King:Stacy show us what you can do.

Stacy starts an erotic dance. She starts to strip....
Off comes the top..
Now the Skirt...
Shes in Thong and Bra...
Trish takes off top.Now Bra....
Now Skirt....
Trish is topless.
Stacy takes off Underwear..
So does Trish...
They stand there Naked with their sweet succulent Breasts,their curvacious bodies and their big Vaginas
They start to erotically dance.
They Row.
They start to fight...
They roll about and the Referee eventually breaks them up.Stacy runs away.
Suddenly Victoria and Jazz attack Poor Nude Trish. She is left naked lying there.Suddenly Hurricane comes out and rescues Trish.

Match 3

Chris Jericho vs Ric Flair

Jericho and Flair exchange Chops.Suddenly Flair stands on Y2Js foot.This gives Flair the advantage.He Quickly goes to work on Y2J.Then there is an irish whip Y2J reverses it,WHAM! A Clothesline.Soon it spills out of the ring.Flair is slammed into the ringpost.Flair spears Y2J into the Announcers table.He slams his head off it Soon they're on the table.Flair misses a punch,He spins then WHAM! German Suplex through the table!
3 mins later...

Flair recovers and is up.He smacks Y2J into the timekeepers table then Y2J hits him with the ring bell.

6 mins later...

Flair is up. He accidently punches the ref and dodge a chair shot.Then...Lowblow,Picks up chair CRACK! over Y2J's head.Y2J is bleeding profuriously.
Flair rolls both the ref and Y2J into the ring.

1!...

2!...

KICK OUT!

then flair tries a figure 4 leglock...

J.R:Will he tap?.... He's near the ropes...but wait!

Y2J tries to roll over 180 degrees

20 degrees....

40 degrees...

90 degrees...

down to 70...

J.R:hes fighting back!

110.....

a sudden adrenaline rush brings him round to 170 degrees...

J.R:Yes! Hes done it! He's let go...

J.R:Hes turned it into a walls of Jericho!

King:Hes trying to finger the ropes! J.R!

Yes! Flair gets to the ropes but is dragged back!

J.R:Yes!...Oh come on!

3 mins later...

J.R:If youve just joined us. you dont know the tension!

King:That's 5 mins hes held on for now!

J.R:What a cliffhanger! Will he tap or Wont he? Thats the big question!

Flairs hand hovers over the mat...

J.R:He's Tapped! He's Tapped! Flair's Tapped! Y2J Wins!

More from me soon ill end this raw in the next Chapter.
Even i cant wait for the cage match!

P.S thanks to the weapon for the praise Keep on Readin'
You keep me goin'

 

[The Phantom Farter]

Raw Vs.Smackdown Chapter 4

Still in Houston....

Bischoff and Austin are in Eric's Office.

Bisch:We need to Decide who's going in that Cell soon!

Austin:Yeah.

Bisch:So we pick one Guy Each,and pick a random one out the hat.

Austin:Yeah.

Austin's Cap is in the Middle of the table with pieces of paper in it.

An arena official comes in...

Official:There's some guy waitin' outside.

Bisch & Austin Together:WHO?

Official:A guy called McCann..No..Mcmahon Yeah thats it.

Official:Shane Mcmahon!That's It!

Bisch:Shane!!??!?!?

Shane walks in...

Shane:Hey

2 GMs:Hey

Official:I better leave now..

Bisch:Shut the Door.

Door Shuts on Camera....We Hear Conversation...

Commercials...

3 Mins Later...

J.R:Welcome Back to Raw.....

Match 4

Booker T vs Lance Storm

The Match starts with A Punch-For-Punch Exchange.
Lance grabs Book's leg.Half Boston Crab already!
Book rolls out.
BAM!Superkick!
1..2..Nope.
Lance spits at Him.
Small Package.
1..2..Nope.
Booker throws him out the ring.
Lance backs away and jumps over the rails.
Booker runs after him.
He catches Storm.
Back in the ring....
BAM!32nd Street Slam!
Lance gets up.
King:He's Desperate to get a home win!
Lance hits him with a superkick.
Hits a half boston crab on him
The Ref is tripped up by booker...
He grabs a chair swings it back and smacks him on the back.
Storm falls down.
Booker tries for the pin but the ref's out.
He picks lance up and gives him a Book-In
Then a Harlem side kick..
Then a Houston Hangover..
1..2..No he kicks out.
Goes up for another Houston Hangover.
But misses..
Booker gets up and punches storm.
King:SPIN-A-ROONI!
He gets up clothes lines him and pins him.
1!..2!..3!
Shane walks out of the GMs' office.
Bisch:Thanks for the info.
Shane:That's Ok
Austin:See ya..
Shane gets in a Limo and it drives away.

Match 5

Christian vs The Rock

Video Segment..

... after its finished Christian walks out.

Then The Rock Comes Out.
Christian waits with a chair..
Rock runs in.
Rock ducks a swing and punches christan grabs the chair and cracks him over the back.
Bell Rings.Christian wins by DQ!
Rock takes a fit of rage.
Christian lies there holding his back.
He grabs the Ref and starts pummeling him.
Then he starts on The Announcer.
Christian gets up and runs away.
J.R:Well Christian's dodged the bullet tonight but for how long can he keep it up?
King:I don't know but the Rock is mega pissed off and wants Christian NOW!
J.R:But Now it's time...
King:Yay!!!!!!
J.R:...for the cage match.

The Cage Lowers.....

Match 6

Triple H/Ric Flair vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

Cage Match

Motorhead's "The Game" blares out the arena sound system.HHH enters without Naitch beside him.He drinks his water and spits it out.
Suddenly Chants Arise AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN! the fans are impatient.
Then "Glass Shatters" hits the arena Austin walks out.
J.R:He's Ready and Confident.
They tear into each other.
HHH smashes Austin's head into the cage.
He gets up and smashes HHH's head into the Cage.
Punches from austin.
He's laying into him.
Suddenly HHH breaks free.
He bids for Escape.
But no austin gets him down.
Austin Climbs up.
He falls
Suddenly Bischoff comes out..
He sends people up to the top of the cage.
He puts a hammer inside and grabs a mic.
Bisch:Like my gaurds Steve? No way out now, so give up now.
Austin taunts Bisch until he is hit in the back with the sledge hammer.
HHH mauls him and mashes him repetitively.
His face is pressed against the cage.Bisch walks up.
Bisch:Come on austin not so tough now huh?,So just give up,that's all.
Austin with all his might sticks the finger at him.
Bisch:That's It! Kill Him!
HHH destroys him.
But Austin Gets a Kick in...
BOOM! Stunner!
HHH gets up but is floored by the Sledgehammer shot he's given by austin.
He tries to climb..
..but he's hit down by one of bisch's guards.

What will austin do now?
Find out soon in Chapter 5!
(Please Rate!)

 

[thefloydmeister]

Regal vs La Resistance. I LOVE IT!!!!!
Now THAT would be an Outstanding story line.

 

[Zeduck V-1]

Outstanding? I thought it would be a complete DUD.

But anyway...Matches aern't that great, but everything else is ok.

Grade: C-

 

[thefloydmeister]

I think it would be perfect! Great Brittian vs France. They could partner him with Fitt Findley. And they could say "The only thing an Irishman hates more than an Englishman, Is a Cheese Eating, Surrender Monkey Frenchman!" They should also start calling La Resistance "The Parisites".

 

[Flash]

zd01 said in post #13 :
Outstanding? I thought it would be a complete DUD.

But anyway...Matches aern't that great, but everything else is ok.

Grade: C-

I assume by "everything else is okay" you're not counting the bit he's written in "Chapter 3" that's practically pornographic. Not to mention childish.

 

[thefloydmeister]

TheFlashOne said in post #15 :


I assume by "everything else is okay" you're not counting the bit he's written in "Chapter 3" that's practically pornographic. Not to mention childish.

Yes. Not exactly family oriented is it?

 

[The Phantom Farter]

Raw vs Smackdown Chapter 5

Still in the Cage in Houston...

Austin gets back up..

He Tries Again..

Christian hits him down.

HHH climbs up.

Austin shakes the cage.

Christian falls down,the force pulls HHH down.

He is Unconscious and so is Christian.

Austin Climbs up.

His Weak neck becomes Sore.

He climbs Slowly...

This gives HHH time to get up.

HHH Climbs the cage,Sledgehammer in hand.

He sees Flair run down,He smiles.

Bisch orders Flair to climb up.

He gets up halfway and thinks..

He looks at Austin.then HHH,then bischoff and...

He jumps onto Bisch and starts punching away.

Both are stunned at what he does.

2 mins later....

They're both nearly at the top.

Flair is looking to see who wins when...

Y2J comes out...

He spears Flair into the cage.

He takes the tape off Flair's Ribs and grabs a chair and swings it at the ribs.

He smashes Flair's face into the cage.

Flair's out and Y2J struts away grinning from ear to ear.

At the top austin and HHH fight.

Punches are Repetitive.

Then HHH swings the sledgehammer but it's stopped.

Bisch grabs the Chair and throws it up.

HHH catches it and hits ausstin over the head with.

His head is pushed down by the chair shot and his neck which had surgery done on it folds like an accordian.

Austin crashes onto the cage holding his neck in agony.

He pulls HHH down by the legs.

5 mins later....

They both recover and both are up.

HHH hits him in the stomach with the chair and goes for a pedigree.

J.Redigree set up here.Oh Wait!Reversal!Back Body Drop onto the cage by Austin!

HHH gets up and low blows Austin.

He pedigrees Austin.

HHH is going over the top when austin grabs his hair.

HHH is hanging 15ft in the air by his hair.

Austin pulls him over.

Sean Morley (a guard)Comes Over and hits austin.

But he's Stunnered.

The same happens to Batista and Randy Orton.

The 2 combatants fight on but soon HHH is trying to get over when Ric Flair (3 quarters up the cage) extends a hand to pull him over and win.

2 fingers touch when...

Flair pulls his hand back,Fingers HHH and Spits at him.

Austin grabs HHHs head and smacks it into one of the poles holding the cage up and HHH crashes to the mat.

Bisch pulls at austin's leg.

He comes on top with a Mic.

Bisch:Come fight me just now! Here! On the Cage!

Punches are exchanged and Bisch wobbles on top while Flair holds his leg.

In a last desperate act he pushes austin,Austin falls and crashes to the ground below after hitting the Announcers Table.

Flair tugs Bisch off the cage,he hits the ropes,twists and lands in an awkward way.

Flair collapses with exhaustion and falls to the ground.

The crowd is hushed in silence as a TV camera surveys the wreckage.

J.R:This is carnage,Christian,Morley,Batista,Randy Orton,Flair,Bischoff,Austin & HHH are all out!

EMTs come out and take away the wounded.

Raw ends....

TheFlashOne said in post #15 :


I assume by "everything else is okay" you're not counting the bit he's written in "Chapter 3" that's practically pornographic. Not to mention childish.

True,Sorry,I didn't know what i was thinking Sorry Again.

And yes it is not Family Orientated,not everything is(ECW or mick foley matches anyone?)

 

[hhhwolf]

Im not here to give you a pay per view .I want to tell you some matches id like to see or not see after all im the booker...

Speaking of booker.
1. Booker T vs Christian just shouldnt happen that little brat could never beat Booker T.
2HHH should lose the title more ,I mean come on At least to a Kane,Nash caliber guy.
3 Batista vs HHH if there gonna get a new member in evolution a turn could happen(rEASON WHEN YOU KILL A SNAKE YOU GO FOR THE HEAD NOT THE TAIL IF NWO HAS SHOWED US ANYTHING ITS THAT)
4 the guy who should take the spot to me John Cena
5 Bring in new blood cuz some of this aint working
6 New Blood hmmm if wwe did it right that might work New vs Old
7 thinking ahead to future is great but not so far its unattainable
example Brock vs Angle was setup so far in advance if angle Hadnt been the athlete he was WRESTLEMANIA could have been screwed

ok im done for now o yea i want a push for Edge as soon as he comebacks cuz i miss em damn it

 

[The Phantom Farter]

thefloydmeister said in post #14 :
I think it would be perfect! Great Brittian vs France. They could partner him with Fitt Findley. And they could say "The only thing an Irishman hates more than an Englishman, Is a Cheese Eating, Surrender Monkey Frenchman!" They should also start calling La Resistance "The Parisites".

EXCLUSIVE! EXCLUSIVE! EXCLUSIVE! EXCLUSIVE!
I've taken this into consideration and have an exclusive right here!
Their will be a 8 man battle royal at Unforgiven
European Title

Fit Finley/William Regal/Rowdy Roddy Piper/Nunzio/Chuck Palumbo/Johnny the Bull/Sylvan Grenier/Renee Dupree

This will test the teams loyalty as on Raw its

European Title Match
UK/Italy 6 man tag match

Rowdy Roddy Piper Nunzio
Fit Finley Vs. Chuck Palumbo
William Regal Johnny the Bull
Referees
Sylvian Grenier and Renee Dupree

Hope this Satisfies you.
If you want any Rivalries added just say.
Next Storyline Soon

Raw Vs.Smackdown Chapter 6

WWE Hq

Mick Foley,Shawn Micheals,Brock Lesner,HHH,Steph,Shane,Linda,Bischoff,Austin & Vince are in the boardroom with contracts.

Linda:So...All agree to what has been offered yes?

Contract Reads...

This Contract says that Mick Foley & Shawn Micheals will both officiate the Main Event WWE Championship match for WWE Unforgiven,And that everybody who signs agrees with this contract.

HHH and Austin look at each other eye to eye reminiscent to Raw.

Both have stitches.

Lawyers look at the contract and whisper to Lesnar & HHH.

Lesnar signs,then HHH,thenThe GMs,then the others.

They stand and shake hands with each other,except HHH.

This was never shown on TV.

Storylines soon...

Keep posting.

 

[thefloydmeister]

I'm looking forward to Chavo Guerrero returning so, here's my plan.
Eddie finds Chavo sitting in the back with (are you ready for this...) Pepe. Remember that horeshead on a stick he used to carry around in WCW?
Anyway, Chavo is sitting there, looking all depressed, stroking Pepe's mane, telling Pepe how He's his only true friend, and such.
So Eddie asks Chavo, Que Pasa? And Chavo tells him how, since his injury and Eddie winning the tag titles without him how life sucks and this and that. And just as Eddie is about to console Chavo, Tajiri shows up and flips out over Pepe. (You know how he gets with that big grin on his face and makes those high squeeky noises). So Eddie sees this and starts giving Tajiri some tremendous line of crap about the value of a fine animal like Pepe and how impressive it is that Tajiri could spot such fine quality. Then Chavo picks up on what Eddie is doing and throws some of his own crap on the pile, and in the end, Chavo trades Tajiri, The tag belt for Pepe.(goes along with the "we lie, we cheat, we steal" angle) This way Los Guerreros can have the titles together and I get to watch Tajiri run around on that silly @ss horse for while.(which could be even funnier than when Chavo did it).
Part 2- Tajiri and Pepe get popular and so someone decides to interview Tajiri. And when they say the name "Pepe", Tajiri stops them and says, "Yoshi san". So now it's Tajiri and Yoshi. Later, Chavo finds Tajiri with Yoshi in the back. Chavo comes up and says, "Hi, Tajiri" "Hola, Pepe". And Tajiri corrects him and says, "Yoshi san". So then they start going back and forth, "Pepe","Yoshi", "PEPE!", "YOSHI", "PEPE", "YOSHI"! While Eddie just starts rubbing his temples saying "why me, why me?"