Raw vs. Smackdown Chapter 3
Raw is War.
J.R: Welcome to Raw is War from the Compaq Center in Houston,Texas!
J.R: Tonights Main Event! Cage Match!
Raw co GM,Stone Cold Steve Austin has to announce tonights Main Event Participants and will do so in 10 mins after the opening Match.
La Resistence's Music Plays.
J.R:Well king La Restistence vs William Regal In an WWE European title Handicap Match.
Your Prediction King?
King:I think La Restitsence will walk it.
Match 1
La Restistence vs William Regal
Match Starts By regal jumping Grenier & Dupree
Punches are exchanged and Regal double Clotheslines them both.Then L R start double teaming on regal.
Regal tries to fight back but cant.Soon L R are in complete Control and start toying with regal.Then Regal Lowblows Dupree.Regal throws Dupree out the ring.Grenier hits regal from behind.Suddenly RVD & Kane rush out.Dupree hits Kane with the title from behind.RVD kicks Regal by accident and he is hit by the title as well.Grenier is about to take Regal out with a Chair when...
....The FBIs music blares and they run out.
Grenier is in shock and BANG! lowblow! Small Package! 1! 2! ...
3!Ding! Ding! Here is your winner and still European Champion! William Regal!FBI shake regal's hand when Nunzio takes a Steel Pole to Regal's Head!
J.R:Regal's Unconscious! But what the Hell are FBI doing here?
Commercial:
Are you tired of Constant Diarrhoea? AAGGHH!...
Back to Raw:
Austin Comes Out.
Austin:Well..You waitin' for the GM to say whos in that Cage tonight?
Fans:WHAT!
Austin:What?
Fans:WHAT!
Austin:Well OK,In the cage will be HHH and ME!
J.R:What the Hell! Why Austin?
Austin:This will tell you why...Roll the tape.
Tape rolls...
HHH is outside austins locker room.
HHH to austin:I WANT Y2J tonight in that Cage!NOW!
Austin:You want Y2J?
HHH:YEAH!
Austin:Hell...
Austin:...Nah!
HHH:What?
Austin:Nah.
HHH:I'll kill you if don't.
Austin:YOU'LL kill ME?
HHH:Yep
Austin

rove It in the Cage tonight Me-You mano-e-mano.
HHH:OK
Tape Stops.
Austin Leaves.
Match 2
Stacy Kiebler vs Trish Stratus
Beauty Contest
King:Yay Puppies!
2 Girls come out.
King:Stacy show us what you can do.
Stacy starts an erotic dance. She starts to strip....
Off comes the top..
Now the Skirt...
Shes in Thong and Bra...
Trish takes off top.Now Bra....
Now Skirt....
Trish is topless.
Stacy takes off Underwear..
So does Trish...
They stand there Naked with their sweet succulent Breasts,their curvacious bodies and their big Vaginas
They start to erotically dance.
They Row.
They start to fight...
They roll about and the Referee eventually breaks them up.Stacy runs away.
Suddenly Victoria and Jazz attack Poor Nude Trish. She is left naked lying there.Suddenly Hurricane comes out and rescues Trish.
Match 3
Chris Jericho vs Ric Flair
Jericho and Flair exchange Chops.Suddenly Flair stands on Y2Js foot.This gives Flair the advantage.He Quickly goes to work on Y2J.Then there is an irish whip Y2J reverses it,WHAM! A Clothesline.Soon it spills out of the ring.Flair is slammed into the ringpost.Flair spears Y2J into the Announcers table.He slams his head off it Soon they're on the table.Flair misses a punch,He spins then WHAM! German Suplex through the table!
3 mins later...
Flair recovers and is up.He smacks Y2J into the timekeepers table then Y2J hits him with the ring bell.
6 mins later...
Flair is up. He accidently punches the ref and dodge a chair shot.Then...Lowblow,Picks up chair CRACK! over Y2J's head.Y2J is bleeding profuriously.
Flair rolls both the ref and Y2J into the ring.
1!...
2!...
KICK OUT!
then flair tries a figure 4 leglock...
J.R:Will he tap?.... He's near the ropes...but wait!
Y2J tries to roll over 180 degrees
20 degrees....
40 degrees...
90 degrees...
down to 70...
J.R:hes fighting back!
110.....
a sudden adrenaline rush brings him round to 170 degrees...
J.R:Yes! Hes done it! He's let go...
J.R:Hes turned it into a walls of Jericho!
King:Hes trying to finger the ropes! J.R!
Yes! Flair gets to the ropes but is dragged back!
J.R:Yes!...Oh come on!
3 mins later...
J.R:If youve just joined us. you dont know the tension!
King:That's 5 mins hes held on for now!
J.R:What a cliffhanger! Will he tap or Wont he? Thats the big question!
Flairs hand hovers over the mat...
J.R:He's Tapped! He's Tapped! Flair's Tapped! Y2J Wins!
More from me soon ill end this raw in the next Chapter.
Even i cant wait for the cage match!
P.S thanks to the weapon for the praise Keep on Readin'
You keep me goin'