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Ok, I've sorta got a problem. My girlfriend likes her mans penis to be 7 inches, but mine isn't 7. And I don't wanna disappoint her. Why I'm worried is because this weekend coming up we're getting together, and it might be "the night". And she's told me when we were just friends that she likes her men to be 7 inches. Thing is, mine's 8. What should I do? :sad:
 

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You need to cut a section of it out. Do it at the base and re-attach it - don't cut the top off or you might bleed to death within 16 days.
 

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I tried what you said, and I really need to know something else.....uh....how much blood can the human body lose before it shuts down for good? PLZ REPLY ITS URGENT.
 

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You have around eight pints of blood in your body. You don't want to lose much of that, as it's not an awful lot. May I suggest superglue or something, just to tide you over?

Another solution would be to cut a major blood vessel, such as in the neck or wrist, but that might cause more problems in the long (or short) run.

I'm no expert, just offering advice. A doctor may well be you best bet now.

Or Jerry Springer.
 

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Hey...it worked for this guy!
 

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it's now sunday and how did it go?
 

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I have a plan.

It envolves a monkey, six bags of rotting cheese and a hammer.
We train the monkey to hit the bags with the hammer.
What this has to do with anything is. This will distract you from the pain. Eventually your penis will grow back. I know mine did.
 

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K dude, I think that if she really likes you, she'll accept you for who you are. She'll just to have to deal with that fact that you aren't a big boy and have to lie to her friends about its actual size. But I guess that's life Cody, you can't always win.
 

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HAIREH BAWWWWLS
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Alex, i have 8 inches if you're interested. Sax?
 
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