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Some are obvious:

- Triple H: the alpha male captain of the football team, constantly bullying the weak to maintain his power, disrupting class. Insecure and jealous when the new kid who's good catches the coach's attention.
- Bella Twins: alpha female mean girls who ridicule the ugly ones and coo over the jocks
- Undertaker: PE teacher
- Michael Cole: Math teacher who is really good but every cool kid makes fun of
- Cena: the quiet one who is really good at football and the jocks accept because he's vital for their team
- Mark Henry: dangerous guy who has been suspended multiple times for smoking
- CM punk: high school dropout whose amateur art talents earnt him millions.
- Daniel Bryan: science genius/braniac who is destined for a nobel prize when he's older, but is bullied by the jocks.
- Paul Heyman: ex-principal who lost his job because he had an affair with a student
- Ryback: easily influenced jock subservient to the captain of the football team

But what about people like Lawler, Swagger, Kaitlyn ...?
 

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CM Punk, Zack Ryder, and Daniel Bryan: Geeks playing yu gi oh.
AJ Lee: Emo slit cutter desperate for attention.
Cena: Star QB.
Orton: Originally a tight end that Cena turned into a wide receiver.
Vince McMahon: Principal.
 

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But what about people like Lawler, Swagger, Kaitlyn ...?
Lawler would be the creepy school caretaker employed for over fifty years who makes the odd wisecrack to kids in the hallway, but is met with looks of disdain and bewilderment. Ol' Jerry then watches the cheerleaders practising their routine, and after knocking one out to the sight of the innocent pre-pubescent pom pom poontang, at the point of ecstacy he shouts 'I think they're chanting Sheamus!'.
 

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Lawler would be the creepy school caretaker employed for over fifty years who makes the odd wisecrack to kids in the hallway, but is met with looks of disdain and bewilderment. Ol' Jerry then watches the cheerleaders practising their routine, and after knocking one out to the sight of the innocent pre-pubescent pom pom poontang, at the point of ecstacy he shouts 'I think they're chanting Sheamus!'.
Oh my goodness, that fits perfectly :D

I like the AJ one too.
 

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Lol at this thread, but OK, I'll try some:

R-Truth - drug dealer kid.
Khali/Mahal - studious Indian kids.
Jerry Lawler - perverted/pedo janitor.
Darren Young/Fandango/Maddox - gay kids.
Zeb Colter - American history teacher.
Kaitlyn - teen mom (16 and preggo).
 

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Jack Swagger: The geeky, yet under performing kid with really patriotic parents that push him to do well, he has the national anthem as his ring tone but he's found a strange friendship with the foreign exchange student.

Antonio Cesaro: The foreign exchange student, wiz kid and genius, not massively popular but the jocks respect him for his athletic ability, he also does their homework for them.

Kane: The school fire marshal

Vince McMahon: The ageing head teacher/principal, means well but can't seem to run the school as well as he used to.

Stephanie McMahon: The principal's daughter, dates the captain of the football team, pretends to be a good girl but she has a bit of a reputation for sleeping around when she was younger, word has it she once slept with a teacher. The teacher left to work for another school and was never mentioned again.

Randy Savage: The teacher ;)

Stone Cold: A bit of a rebel and a legend amongst students, the school are happy he's no longer around but the students fondly remember him for the time he trashed the principal's car with cement.
 

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Lol at this thread, but OK, I'll try some:

R-Truth - drug dealer kid.
Khali/Mahal - studious Indian kids.
Jerry Lawler - perverted/pedo janitor.
Darren Young/Fandango/Maddox - gay kids.
Zeb Colter - American history teacher.
Kaitlyn - teen mom (16 and preggo).
I couldn't stop laughing at those. Repped
 

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Bret Hart - not given a recommendation letter on time so didn't get into his first choice college so ended up at a Community College. For years didn't attend any reunions until the principal at that time agreed to stand naked at school assembly.
 

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Brodus Clay - the fat kid who can dance so the girls take pity on.
Until he falls over and hurts himself, then he always screams for someone to get his 'momma' on the phone so he can go home and stuff his face.

Chris Benoit: One of the best loved teachers at the school back in the day, had a breakdown caused by severe head injury, the school denies all responsibility.

Shane McMahon: Principal's son, initially hated but worked hard to prove himself to everyone and ended up being well respected. Had been told by his father that he was destined to take over as principal one day, decided to start a lemonade stand instead.

Hulk Hogan: The weird old man that turns up to the school occasionally wearing nothing but a trench coat. The students all laugh at him for still calling them 'brother' like it's the 80s. He walks around drunk yelling about how he used to be captain of the football team and then gets arrested for exposing himself to the cheerleaders.
 

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The Rock: neighborhood thug/bum who graduated years ago but keeps coming back and hanging around high school yard. He usually likes to intimidate kids into giving him their lunch money (which he later spends on booze). Other times, he is recruiting new members for his local gang, or just hitting on the high school chicks who look like they are close enough to turn 18 soon. The football team jocks despise him because he keeps coming to their games, making fun of them and calling them names such as "the Fruity Pebbles" and "the Rock's b*tchez". :cool2
 

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HouseofPunk - please come up with one for the guy in your profile pic :)
Sure thing! :agree:

Vince Russo - Former vice principal, often credited with helping to make the school number one in the country a while back, he was fired for complaints about him being a bit of a pervert. Went on to fill the same role at the school Randy Savage went to, the school closed down within a year with rumours that he forced all teachers to take lessons while doing handstands to inspire creativity amongst the students, he also apparently made the cheerleaders perform in their underwear and added a granny to the team to 'promote age equality', he had a habit of changing lesson plans last minute to keep everyone on their toes.

Big Show - The tallest kid in the school, once thought of as one of the most athletically and academically promising students but went off the rails after taking too much acid with the stoner kids behind the bike shed. Spent the rest of his time in the school joining new friendship groups for a few months each before turning on them and joining another group, recently diagnosed by the school counsellor as suffering from schizophrenia after knocking out the captain of the football team.
 
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