[gaychild]

From his twitter:

[email protected] congrats on all the success. This is john cena from wwe. Never asked for a follow b4. Will u be my first?

-Desperately trying to get @sn00ki to follow me. Any help would be much appreciated.

fpalm

 

[WutChagoNAdoBrothA]

Re: Interesting tweet from Cena

Maybe he has a thing for hideous, fat, midget whores

 

[sharkboy22]

:lmao

Jon Cena is laughs in and out of the ring.

I don't know bout you guys but John Cena, the man himself, sounds like a blast to be around and hang out with it.

Oh God that didn't sound like the straightest thing to say? Didn't it?

Ok what I meant to say is that I wanna pull an all nighter with John Cena! No dammit still didn't sound right.

Okay me and John Cena after a night out in the club will go to his Hotel, have a couple drinks and-

Ah forget it some of your minds are to corrupt for me to make my point.

 

[Genking48]

"Will u be my first?"
That made me throw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Shazayum]

lmao you gotta love the guy, he seems like lots of fun

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Work.


He just wanna smash Snooki (i.e. have sex with) for publicity/personal reasons , but mostly publicity.
2465415 gajabazillion Jersey Shore followers/fans will be educated on who this John Cena is so...

1. Attraction (...false or not)
2. Relation
3. Deception
4. ???
5. Profit!



...or I'm looking too much into this :lmao

 

[BJ_Lock]

I think that's hysterical to be honest.

 

[cavs25]

Ryder's tweets are just as stupid lol

ZackRyder
Every time my girlfriend tried to cuddle with me last night, I threw her off the bed...ya know...Royal Rumble practice

 

[Shazayum]

Ryder's tweets are just as stupid lol

ZackRyder
Every time my girlfriend tried to cuddle with me last night, I threw her off the bed...ya know...Royal Rumble practice

:lmao :lmao

 

[CandyCoatedChaos]

Who the fuck is snooki?

 

[Natsuke]

Who the fuck is snooki?

Jersey Shore reference. It's American pop culture 101

 

[Xyron]

Some of these guys are actually really funny. I know that John is one of them. He has a great attitude but its only the whole superman gimmick and booking thats wrong with him... Non PG John Cena was great!

Lol at Ryder. I'm surprised he didn't add Woo Woo Woo to the end of it...

 

[Ashleigh Rose]

Sn00ki
I got you Cena Gorilla RT @JohnCena: Desperately trying to get @sn00ki to follow me. Any help would be much appreciated.

^ Looks like Snooki granted his wish and started following him. She'd probably smoosh with him if he had a tan.

 

[Kalashnikov]

^ Looks like Snooki granted his wish and started following him. She'd probably smoosh with him if he had a tan.

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Ashleigh Rose again."

 

[Xile44]

Re: Interesting tweet from Cena

Maybe he has a thing for hideous, fat, midget whores

:lmao