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The evening was a laxed and calming atmosphere. Full of curiosity and wonder...

Slightly romantic, the moon hovered overhead to paint the landscape in a glowing warmth...almost rippling through every nerve ending in their trembling souls.

"Could this be it?" She wondered...

"Could this fiery passion cripple my defenses?" he quixotically thought...

Could these two forlorn lovers, searching the hemisphere's for such an embrace only woven in the pages of imagination, finally drifted to each others path? Finally obtaining that long awaited encounter?

The man stood up, stretching at the hips...his dapper Apostle slacks, and raging hard on, silhouetting the face of the man in the moon with the resemblance of a silent movie era mustache....

And then I got writer's block and couldn't finish my letter to Penthouse forum!!!

That shit ever happen to you?!? :D
 

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I call my Penis Lord Stark because it's the king of the north.
 

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You should put that on a Snapple cap. :agree:
 
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Take the number of bitches you get in a year. Add 10. Multiply by 3.

Now, you have the amount of penguin bitches :penguin gets in a week.








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I think my cock is allergic to porn
it always ends up sneezing then I feel tired and lathargic.
 

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Actually, I'm not familiar with that approach. Don't tend to write with my cock. Maybe stick figures in the snow, but that's more seasonal.

Nah, I'm much more action speaks louder....so yeah, not much literature being penned down there is really where I'm goin' with this.
 

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a 2002 poster actually posts a good rant, maybe rants will become good again? haha prob not because of all these new posters but this is the first time ive seen a 2002 poster post thats some epic shit
 

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my cock doesn't work anymore because I sit all day.
 
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