WELL HERE IS SMACKDOWN!

sorry it took so long :sad:
SMACKDOWN!
Dark match:
Mordecai defeated a local Indy Worker
Velocity:
Billy Gunn defeated Akio
The Basham Brothers defeated Hardcore Holly and Charlie Haas
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Now time for
SmackDown!
A Video is shown of Eddie Guerrero winning the WWE Title at Wrestlemania is shown.
SMACKDOWN! INTRO IS PLAYED AND PYROS GO OFF AND WE ARE WELCOMED TO SMACKDOWN!
COLE: Hello everyone and welcome to Smackdown! I’m Michael Cole along with Tazz at ringside.
TAZZ: Thanks Cole, and what a Smackdown we have lined up for you here tonight. Undertaker takes on Kurt Angle in a Lumberjack Match and A massive 6-man tag-team match lined up.
COLE: Yes, The New WWE Champion Eddie Guerrero and his good buddies and Tag-Team champions Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam take on the Cruiserweight Champion Spike Dudley and his Brothers, Bubba-ray and D-Von Dudley.
TAZZ: And the United States Champion John Cena teams up with the largest athlete in the World, The Big Show as they take on René Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki. It’s going to be off the Charts.
VIVA LA RAZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Eddie Guerrero comes out in a very sweet looking low-rider)
COLE: And here comes the New WWE Champion in a Very decorated Low-rider.
TAZZ: I still say JBL was cheated out of the title at Wrestlemania.
COLE: Anyway, here comes the Champion, to make a Victory Speech.
(Eddie Chants Start)
EDDIE: VIVA ME RAZA!!!!! (Crowd cheers) check out my new championship essay. (Crowd Cheers) JBL thought that he could retain his title at Wrestlemania? He is one Vato Loco! And there is one thing I must say to you guys. (Crowd start saying “What?”) You see it has been a long journey to the top. And I must thank you. Yes you, the great SmackDown Fans (Eddie Chants start again). I couldn’t do it without you guys.
DUDLEY BOYZ THEME HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Bubba-ray, D-Von and Spike Dudley make their way out to the ring)
TAZZ:What the hell? Dudleys? What the hell are they doing out here?
COLE: The Dudley Boyz are Eddie’s Opponents in the 6-man Tag-team Match tonight.
SPIKE: Well Eddie, Congratulations on your Win at Wrestlemania. I must admit I was impressed when you beat Bradshaw.
EDDIE: Of course you were impressed. I won the WWE Title homes. And you could never do that.
Spike gets aggravated and cheap-shots Eddie
COLE: What the hell was that for?
TAZZ: I don’t know Cole. Whatever it was for, Spike took it personally.
Spike yells GET THE TABLES!!! The Dudley Boyz set up 3 Tables and goes for 3D when Van Dam and Mysterio whack the Dudleys with chairs, laying them on the tables. Eddie, Van Dam and Mysterio put their titles on each Dudley. Eddie and Van Dam do Frog-splashes onto Bubba and D-von. Mysterio does a frog splash of his own to Spike. The Crowd Goes WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COLE: WHAT A STATEMENT THERE BY VAN DAM, MYSTERIO AND THE CHAMPION!!!!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
BILLY KIDMAN’S THEME HITS!!!!!!!!!!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is to determine the Number 1 Contender for the Cruiserweight Championship. Making his way to the ring, from Allentown, Pennsylvania, Weighing in at 195 pounds… Billy Kidman!!
COLE: What a match this is going to be Tazz, Billy Kidman takes on Chavo Guerrero in a Number 1 Contenders Match!
TAZZ: This is going to be off the hook!
CHAVO GUERRERO’S THEME HITS!!!!!!!!!!
And his opponent, From El Paso Texas, weighing in at 210 pounds… Chavo Guerrero!!!!!
Match #1 – Number 1 contender’s Match
Billy Kidman vs. Chavo Guerrero
The match starts with Chavo gaining the Upper Hand on Kidman, until Chavo goes to Irish Whip Kidman across the ring, Kidman Counters and Sends Chavo over the top rope and into the Crowd Barrier. Kidman then goes on the Attack. The two keep on Fighting as the Ref starts his 10 count. 1…
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Here is your winner, and Number 1 Contender… Chavo Guerrero!!!!
COLE: What A win that was.
TAZZ: I can’t believe that Chavo won that thing… Kidman was unlucky to lose that.
COLE: Well Tazz, we have a New Number 1 Contender and it’s Chavo.
TAZZ: Kidman should have won that. I wonder if it’s too late for Kidman to use his Rematch Clause in his contract.
COLE: He can’t now because we have a number one contender, who gets a title match. Anyway, what a match we’ve got up next – The Big Show teams up with The United States Champion, John Cena, as they take on Kenzo Suzuki and René Dupree and that Match is up next.
TAZZ: Don’t change the subject Cole.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
THE BIG SHOW’S THEME HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 470 pounds, he is the world’s largest athlete and a former WWE Champion… The Big Show!!!!!!!!!
JOHN CENA’S THEME HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And his partner, from West Newbury, Massachusetts, Weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the WWE United States Champion, John Cena!!!!!!!!!
COLE: What a match this is going to be Tazz, John Cena and The Big Show vs. Former Tag Champs, René and Kenzo.
TAZZ: I agree Cole; this is going to be off the hook!
RENÉ AND KENZO’S THEME HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And their opponents, being accompanied to the ring by Hiroko and Fi-Fi, They are former WWE Tag-Team Champions, René Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki!!!!!!!!!!
Match #2 – Tag-Team Match
Big Show and John Cena vs. Kenzo Suzuki and René Dupree
The match starts with Dupree in the ring squaring off against Cena. The match is pretty even until Cena tags in Big Show… That’s when things got interesting. Big Show absolutely dominates both Kenzo and Dupree. Big show body-slams Dupree onto the mat and then does a 470-POUND LEGDROP!!!!!!! Show goes for the Pin
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NO KICK OUT!!! Dupree manages to kick-out of that somehow. Big Show Irish Whips Dupree straight into Kenzo, who was already in the corner. Big Show brings in Cena, as both Men hit their finishers. Big Show Chokeslams Dupree and Cena delivered the FU to Kenzo, landing him right on top of Dupree. Cena and Show stand up their Opponents and they both go for F5’s and both hit it successfully. Show goes for Cover.
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HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, JOHN CENA AND THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COLE: That one was truly awesome Tazz.
TAZZ: Like I Said earlier Cole, THAT was Off The Hook!!!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Eddie, RVD and Mysterio are shown getting ready for the match
EDDIE: Hey guys, we sure did tell the Dudley Boyz earlier. But the real challenge is up next. We’ve got the match up next. You guys ready?
RVD: Yeah, we’re ready, aren’t we Rey?
MYSTERIO: Yeah… Eddie, we’ll see you at the ring.
DUDLEY BOYZ THEME HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The following 6-man Tag-team contest is scheduled for one fall, making their Way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 715 pounds… The team of Bubba-Ray, D-Von and The Cruiserweight Champion, Spike Dudley!!!
COLE: What a 6-man tag-team match! The Dudleys are looking a little beat up Tazz.
TAZZ: Well that’s because of what happened earlier in tonight.
VIVA LA RAZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Making their way to the ring, weighing in at 595 pounds. The Team of the World Tag-team Champions, Rey Mysterio, Rob Van Dam and the WWE Champion, Eddie Guerrero!!!!
Match #3 – 6-Man Tag-Team Match
The Dudley Boyz vs. Rey Mysterio, Eddie Guerrero and RVD
The Match starts with Mysterio in the ring, squaring off with Bubba Dudley. Bubba-Ray is absolutely dominating Mysterio. Spike distracts the Ref while D-von Enters the ring. Bubba whips Rey across the ring as they hit THE 3D!!!!!! Bubba goes for the Pin.
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Mysterio kicks out. Mysterio needs to make a tag… he crawls over to Van Dam and Tags in RVD. Van Dam dominates Bubba and D-von. He goes to get Spike but Spike jumps off the apron and drags out Van Dam. Eddie enters the ring but the ref stops him while all 3 Dudleys are working at Van Dam. Van Dam manages to get out of the corner and tags in Eddie. Eddie gains the momentum and hits 2 of the 3 amigos on Bubba. D-Von breaks the Suplex. Van Dam gets D-Von out of the ring and Mysterio throws Spike out of the ring. Eddie hits the 3rd amigo on Bubba and Mysterio sets him up for the 619 and Van Dam hits the Frog-splash and then Eddie does his frog splash!!!! Guerrero goes for the pin.
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HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, THE TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS, REY MYSTERIO, ROB VAN DAM AND THE WWE CHAMPION, EDDIE GUERRERO!!!!
COLE: What a win there by RVD, Mysterio and the Champ.
TAZZ: Frog Splashes from Eddie and RVD and a massive 619! What a win indeed.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
COLE: Well Tazz, this has been one out of control night so far.
TAZZ: Out of control is right. RVD, Eddie and Mysterio earlier, Big show and Cena’s Victory
TORRIE WILSON’S THEME HITS!!!!!!!!!! (Torrie Wilson comes out to the ring)
TAZZ: Whoa-hoa! And now the Lovely Torrie Wilson is coming out to the Ring.
COLE: Well, it’s always a treat to see Torrie out here.
Torrie grabs a microphone
TORRIE: Hello! It is truly great to be here as always. Now I have a little treat for you great fans!!! I am going to KISS, yes that’s right, KISS, a fellow Diva, here tonight.
(The crowd really goes wild) So, would Joy Giovanni come out here?
(The Crowd goes extremely wild)
(Joy Giovanni comes out to the Ring, and both Torrie and Joy Look at each other with real excited looks on their faces. Torrie locks lips passionately with Joy. The crowd pops excitedly for the Kiss, as it involves, A LOT OF TONGUE!)
KURT ANGLE’S THEME HITS!!!!!!!!! (Angle Makes his way out accompanied by Luther Reigns, Mark Jindrak, and a lot of Heel Lumberjacks, which include Billy Kidman, Akio, JBL, Orlando Jordan, The Bashams, Kenzo Suzuki and René Duprée)
TAZZ: What the hell is Angle doing out here like this, ruining a great show.
COLE: Yeah, Smackdown was great before Angle
TAZZ: I was talking about the Divas.
COLE: Really? I thought you would be Smackdown.
TAZZ: No, No, Don’t get me wrong, I am a great Smackdown Fan but the divas made this show complete.
COLE: That doesn’t sound like you. Liking Smackdown.
TAZZ: Shows what you know Girl Pants.
(Torrie and Joy look scared at Angle, who grabs a microphone.)
ANGLE: Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, I don’t know what you think you are doing, but I Have a match against the Undertaker up next.
TORRIE: So? We were just giving the crowd what they want.
(A Jerry Springer-like “We Love Lesbians” chant starts)
ANGLE: Well, the crowd is sick!
(Crowd Boos Angle) Ring The Bell!
The Following Contest is scheduled for one-fall, and is a Lumberjack Match!!! In the ring, From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Weighing in at 270 pounds, He is the only WWE Olympic Gold Medallist and a former WWE Champion, Kurt ANGLE!!!
TAZZ: Kurt really wrecked a great show.
COLE: Yeah, Yeah, let’s just get on with it. Folks, we have to take our Final Commercial break
COMMERCIAL BREAK
COLE: and we are back on Smackdown, awaiting the Undertaker’s entry to the ring.
TAZZ: Just wait Cole he’ll be here.
THE UNDERTAKER’S THEME HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The Undertaker makes his way to the ring, being accompanied by Eddie Guerrero, RVD, Mysterio, Hardcore Holly, Charlie Haas, Booker T, Paul London, Chavo Guerrero, John Cena and The Big Show)
TAZZ: Speak of the devil.
And his Opponent, making his way to the ring, from Death Valley, weighing in at 310 Pounds, The UNDERTAKER!
Match #4 –Lumberjack Match
Kurt Angle vs. The Undertaker.
The Lumberjacks Surround the ring as we start the match. Angle hands the Medal to the ref, who shows it to Taker. Kurt goes up to Taker and slaps him in the face. Taker grabs Angle and throws him across the ring and hits the Big Boot, to the face of Angle. Angle walks staight into Taker, who sets up Snake Eyes! Undertaker grabs Angle’s Arm and goes for Old School, on the turnbuckle with all the face wrestlers. Taker walks up on Turnbuckle, and hits Old School! Taker grabs Angle by the throat and Chokeslams Angle. Undertaker runs his thumb across his throat to signal that it’s over. Angle Gets up and walks into Taker who delivers A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!! Taker goes for the pin.
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NO, ANGLE KICKS OUT!! Angle was lucky to kick out of that. Taker sets Angle up for a Last Ride, but Luther Reigns comes into the ring and attacks Taker, which brings all of the Lumberjacks into the ring to attack each other. Both men get knocked down. The ref tries to restore order. When…
BROCK LESNAR’S THEME HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock Lesnar returns and F5’s all the Heel Superstars. Angle manages to come to before Lesnar F5’s Angle. Angle hits the Angle Slam on Lesnar, But Angle forgot about Taker… Taker sits up and Last Rides Angle. Taker goes for the pin.
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NO!!!! Angle only just manages to kick out… Lesnar is still in the ring. Lesnar measures up Angle… and hits a MONSTROUS F5!!!! Taker Chokeslams Angle.
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HERE IS YOUR WINNER, THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAZZ: What a match that was Cole. I can’t believe Brock Lesnar has come back!!!
COLE: What a win there by the Phenom, known as the Undertaker.
TAZZ: I can’t believe this… Brock Lesnar has Returned to Smackdown!
COLE: Thank you all for tuning into one hell-of-a Smackdown, here tonight. See you all next week.
TAZZ: Tonight, was truly, OFF THE HOOK
END OF SHOW