Ha ha. I've been down the "They're not injured they're just on vacation" road before. Yeah because WWE will actually allow John Cena, their money maker, to take a year long vacation. So stupid.
I don't mind people calling wrestling "gay" or "stupid" to be honest. Nothing is wrong with that. If you think pro wrestling is stupid, that's fine with me. I think Twilight is stupid but if you like Twilight I'm not gonna think of you as a moron or something. If the idea of grown men rolling around in tights is "gay", well that's what you think. I think Brokeback Mountain is gay.
I have absolutely no problems with people who don't like wrestling. I always say pro wrestling is something you either like it or you don't and by the time you're 10 and you find yourself still watching it, then you're a fan. It's as simple as that. They're wee lots of shows I grew up watching that I will never watch again such as Pokemen or Kenshin. Can't get me to watch those shows like I once did when I was 4. WWE on the other hand, I've been watching that since I was 4.
The people who I have the problem with is those who think wrestling is "fake", not pre-determined but completely fake. Wrestlers feel no pain. The ring is nothing but a big, cushiony, tempurpedic mattress. Those are the people that piss me off. Randy Orton is faking his collar bone injury. Triple H didn't injure his quad. Those are the people who piss me the fuck off. I showed my sister a match the other day. A ROH match from 2002. It was Paul London and some other guy. They did a spot, a lot of wrestlers probably do 1000 times in wrestling shcool alone. A simple, everyday spot. One guy stands on the outside, the other simply dives through the ropes. A spot wrestlers do 1000 times and get it right all the time. Except this one time. London flew through the ropes and just like that when the other guy caught him his entire ankle did a 180. Nasty looking thing. I think my sister has resepct for pro wrestlers now. I mean she always knew injuries were real, but seeing this one made her respect them a whole lot more. I think.
So yeah wrestling is not for everybody. It's nothing but a gay male soap opera. Fine no problem if that's what you think. But stop talking to me and stop thinking that I'm some sort of retard because I watch wrestling cause I'm a whole lot smarter than your ass. Yes, I'm not a fucking idiot I know it's fake, well pre-determined. Which brings me to the next group of people who piss me off. Those who, no matter how much I explain it to them, insist that it's nothing but guys just fake hitting one another. There's no art behind it. "What do you mean it tells a story? They're just swinging at the air while the other guy pretends he's hurt". Well, fuck you. Wrestling is an acquired taste that only some will uderstand. By the way when you're going to see Dark Knight Rises this weekend I hope you know those are just characters and not real people right. Oh yeah and they're also swiging away at the air as well
When people ask me "You know wrestling is not real right?" I always say "Oh my God, are you serious? I would have never guessed"