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Ok today, ive ran into all the things that so piss me off.
#1) DVD extras
honestly, does anyone really care about 6 hours of how the director thought out the movie? Why the hell cant they just make the damn dvd and leave it at that, i hate paying like $30-40 on a dvd when im really only watchong $15 worth of it.
#2) yogurt orgasms
oh dear god does these things piss me off like you wouldnt believe. you open it thinking "man this is gonna be good!" then BAM! its splurts all over you, like you're some cheap whore under a pole down town.
#3) Stools
i once put a stool over my head like Ripley did in Aliens yelling "GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!" i was talking to my friend trying to take the last pizza... whore
#4) Chickens
aside from the fact they are trying to take over the world. I hate how they take for fucking ever to cook!!!!
#5) tecnho remixes of songs that shouldnt be remixed
Like the tetris theme, i can not find the original, all there is on kazaa/winmx/ftp sites/AGS are these fucking techno remixes, do people actually listen to them and think they're good? fucking retards
#6) guys who think they know what women want and dont know anything about them
too many times have i ran into a guy who asked for the time then said "i meant whats your number, baby?" is this what men are like when masturbating gets boring?
#7) guys who come up with fucking stupid nicknames!!!!!
every fucking nickname i hate, well except for the ones cobo came up with, those are awsome, anyways, the usual baby, love, honey, sweety, muffin, cupcake, the whole fucking lot of those stupid ass nicknames, they piss off like nothing else
#8) that god damned fucking pink elephant! :cuss:
oh my god, you have no idea how much this fucking elephant pisses me off. i wont get into it yet, because i do, i wont stop
#9) fat lesbians who cant dance!
you know when you're at a club or some place stupid like that, you see a couple people dancing, you think to yourself "huh, why is that guy dancing like a girl?..................... OH MY GOD!!!!" and whats even worse that fat lesbian couldnt even dance and she kept bumping into me!!!!! i was ready to fucking jump on her rip out her fucking juggular with my bare hands and see her try to eat her salted ham.
#10) people who backstab you on brood war
you know who you are, suicycle, ironbuddah, moonmistress, Ditka, ANTIMARINERUSH, fut_a_lot, Mirror_77, my god im gonna kick all their asses if i ever meet them again on brood war, i know ill see suicycle again, i always do.
#11) forgetting what else pisses me off because im too damn pissed off to remember them.
dumb fucking elephant......
#1) DVD extras
honestly, does anyone really care about 6 hours of how the director thought out the movie? Why the hell cant they just make the damn dvd and leave it at that, i hate paying like $30-40 on a dvd when im really only watchong $15 worth of it.
#2) yogurt orgasms
oh dear god does these things piss me off like you wouldnt believe. you open it thinking "man this is gonna be good!" then BAM! its splurts all over you, like you're some cheap whore under a pole down town.
#3) Stools
i once put a stool over my head like Ripley did in Aliens yelling "GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!" i was talking to my friend trying to take the last pizza... whore
#4) Chickens
aside from the fact they are trying to take over the world. I hate how they take for fucking ever to cook!!!!
#5) tecnho remixes of songs that shouldnt be remixed
Like the tetris theme, i can not find the original, all there is on kazaa/winmx/ftp sites/AGS are these fucking techno remixes, do people actually listen to them and think they're good? fucking retards
#6) guys who think they know what women want and dont know anything about them
too many times have i ran into a guy who asked for the time then said "i meant whats your number, baby?" is this what men are like when masturbating gets boring?
#7) guys who come up with fucking stupid nicknames!!!!!
every fucking nickname i hate, well except for the ones cobo came up with, those are awsome, anyways, the usual baby, love, honey, sweety, muffin, cupcake, the whole fucking lot of those stupid ass nicknames, they piss off like nothing else
#8) that god damned fucking pink elephant! :cuss:
oh my god, you have no idea how much this fucking elephant pisses me off. i wont get into it yet, because i do, i wont stop
#9) fat lesbians who cant dance!
you know when you're at a club or some place stupid like that, you see a couple people dancing, you think to yourself "huh, why is that guy dancing like a girl?..................... OH MY GOD!!!!" and whats even worse that fat lesbian couldnt even dance and she kept bumping into me!!!!! i was ready to fucking jump on her rip out her fucking juggular with my bare hands and see her try to eat her salted ham.
#10) people who backstab you on brood war
you know who you are, suicycle, ironbuddah, moonmistress, Ditka, ANTIMARINERUSH, fut_a_lot, Mirror_77, my god im gonna kick all their asses if i ever meet them again on brood war, i know ill see suicycle again, i always do.
#11) forgetting what else pisses me off because im too damn pissed off to remember them.
dumb fucking elephant......
