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Good Lord. Monday Night Impact sucked tonight. Pointless matches, pointless promos, pointless ending.

And to go with the pointless theme, here's me pointlessly posting Booker's pointless commentary.

BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMjob vs. Blandy Boreton

[18:01:38] CHECK DIS OUT
[18:01:40] tonight
[18:03:45] WOAH
[18:03:48] OH MY GOOTNESS
[18:03:52] tonight
[18:04:05] WOOOW
[18:04:12] Imma tell ya
[18:04:14] right there
[18:04:15] CHECK DIS OUT
[18:04:17] right here
[18:04:20] That/This/The Boy
[18:04:22] CHECK DIS OUT
[18:04:24] right here
[18:04:27] OH MY GOOTNESS
[18:04:28] CHECK DIS OUT
[18:04:29] right there
[18:04:57] Imma tell ya
[18:04:59] tonight
[18:05:25] Lemme tell ya
[18:05:26] Lemme tell ya
[18:05:27] Imma tell ya
[18:05:47] Lemme tell ya
[18:05:50] tonight
[18:05:56] right now
[18:05:59] CHECK DIS OUT
[18:06:03] WOOOW
[18:06:25] Like I said
[18:06:26] tonight
[18:06:27] tonight
[18:06:28] tonight
[18:06:32] Lemme tell ya
[18:06:34] Dog
[18:06:38] right now
[18:07:10] right there
[18:07:28] You know
[18:07:31] right now
[18:07:34] OH MY GOOTNESS
[18:07:35] CHECK DIS OUT
[18:07:57] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[18:08:00] That/This/The Man
[18:08:02] CHECK DIS OUT
[18:08:16] WOOOW
[18:08:53] Imma tell ya
[18:08:58] right now
[18:09:23] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[18:09:25] WOAH
[18:09:55] Like I said
[18:09:56] Dog
[18:10:32] That's what It's all about
[18:10:33] right there
[18:10:35] HERE WE GO
[18:10:38] this is a fight
[18:10:40] right here
[18:10:53] right now
[18:10:57] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[18:10:59] HERE WE GO
[18:11:36] WOOOW
[18:11:37] YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME
[18:11:47] Did you see dat

Some black guy with a gold belt vs. meh doesn't matter

[18:14:56] Lemme tell ya
[18:14:58] right now
[18:16:53] Lemme tell ya
[18:17:51] WOAH
[18:17:53] Did you see dat
[18:17:54] WOOOW
[18:18:16] WAIT A MINUTE
[18:18:17] It's over
[18:18:20] WOAH
[18:18:27] WOOOW
[18:18:31] YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME
[18:18:33] WOOOW
[18:18:34] right there
[18:18:41] WOAH
[18:18:55] I mean
[18:18:56] right there
[18:19:03] WOAH
[18:19:07] right there
[18:19:12] right there
[18:20:01] I agree witchoo
[18:20:03] right now
[18:20:04] right there
[18:22:03] WOOOW
[18:22:05] guys
[18:22:20] That/This/The Boy
[18:22:37] WOOOW
[18:22:39] CHECK DIS OUT
[18:22:42] right here

The WWE Champion Without His Announcer and a bunch of white folk and a black lawyer

[18:29:01] You know

Some match that ended before I typed this

[18:42:14] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[18:42:21] Lemme tell ya
[18:42:22] tonight
[18:42:29] That/This/The Guy
[18:42:51] WOAH
[18:42:58] That's what I'm talkin bout
[18:42:59] Dog
[18:43:01] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[18:43:02] Lemme tell ya
[18:43:05] tonight
[18:43:34] WOOOW
[18:44:01] WOOOW

I don't even know what's going on right now COBRA

[18:52:28] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[18:52:29] CHECK DIS OUT
[18:52:59] You gotta love it
[18:53:13] CHECK DIS OUT

Hell in a cell closer pre-recap

[18:57:22] Lemme tell ya
[18:57:29] right now

After replaying the whole damn thing

[19:02:33] WOOOW
[19:02:35] Imma tell ya
[19:02:36] right there

Mike and RonnieSHUTUP IT'S CM PUNK

[19:05:41] YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME

oh and 11 other fags

[19:11:15] WOAH
[19:11:46] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[19:11:48] WAIT A MINUTE
[19:11:59] Man
[19:12:01] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[19:12:13] WOOOW
[19:12:15] Did you see dat
[19:12:45] You know
[19:12:53] I agree witchoo
[19:13:05] WOOOW
[19:13:06] Did you see dat
[19:13:14] You know
[19:13:17] right there
[19:13:18] Man
[19:13:32] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[19:13:37] right here
[19:13:44] this is a fight
[19:13:47] right here
[19:14:05] You know
[19:14:08] WOAH
[19:14:25] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[19:14:31] WOAH
[19:14:48] WOOOW
[19:14:54] That/This/The Man
[19:15:39] Lemme tell ya
[19:15:40] right now
[19:16:13] You know
[19:16:32] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[19:16:33] Man
[19:16:38] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[19:16:44] HERE WE GO

The commercials are almost as bad as RAW, dog

[19:20:03] WOAH
[19:20:11] It's over
[19:20:14] right here
[19:20:19] WOAH
[19:20:33] WOAH
[19:20:49] That/This/The Man
[19:20:52] That/This/The Guy
[19:20:54] That/This/The Guy
[19:21:10] WOAH
[19:21:30] You know
[19:21:37] right here
[19:21:53] right there
[19:22:05] You know
[19:22:07] Like I said
[19:22:12] right there
[19:22:41] right here
[19:23:29] tonight
[19:23:31] WOAH
[19:24:15] Imma tell ya
[19:24:16] right here
[19:24:17] right now
[19:24:29] You know
[19:24:30] right now
[19:26:10] WOAH
[19:26:12] right now
[19:26:21] WOAH
[19:26:34] With the greatest of ease
[19:26:41] It's over
[19:26:42] WHAT DA HELL
[19:26:52] right there

Facepalm break

[19:31:18] Lemme tell ya
[19:31:21] I mean
[19:31:41] Imma tell ya
[19:32:04] WOAH
[19:32:07] right there
[19:32:11] That/This/The Kid
[19:32:33] HERE WE GO
[19:32:37] That's what I'm talkin bout
[19:32:49] Imma tell ya
[19:33:11] It's on like neckbone
[19:33:16] Dog
[19:33:28] That's what I'm talkin bout
[19:33:51] right now
[19:34:51] right now
[19:35:11] You know
[19:35:15] You gotta love it
[19:35:29] Lemme tell ya
[19:35:32] right there
[19:36:12] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[19:36:19] WOOOW
[19:36:22] right now
[19:36:39] WOOOW
[19:36:44] OH MY GOOTNESS
[19:36:53] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[19:36:55] MAN
[19:36:58] WHAT DA HELL
[19:37:11] OH MY GOOTNESS
[19:37:11] MAN
[19:37:46] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[19:37:47] MAN
[19:38:23] WOOOW
[19:38:46] WOAH

I dunno, some people walked out

[19:43:41] Lemme tell ya
[19:44:50] I mean
[19:45:02] WOOOW
[19:45:36] Like I said
[19:45:39] bizznizz
 

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Booker probably never made it past the 5th grade, give him credit he is trying.
 

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yeah, it's sort of getting old now, Booker is legit, if we give him a night off then Lawler will get a night on, and no-one wants that
 

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And start doing the spinarooni again
 

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You do realize that a lot of adult novels (by bestselling authors, even) are written at about a 5th grade level, right? It doesn't matter what words you use. Just how you use them. So get off Booker. With limited skills and abilities, he's entertaining as hell.
 

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You do realize that a lot of adult novels (by bestselling authors, even) are written at about a 5th grade level, right? So get off Booker. With limited skills and abilities, he's entertaining as hell.
My problem is that he uses an unbelievable amount of filler. I'm fine with jive talk, I actually like it. Give me a real jive talker on commentary and I'll be super happy. Booker just has a bit of jive talk mixed with a LOT of excited word vomit.

Also he's just so fucking unaware of things so often. Note the way he'll be in the middle of a sentence, Cole and JR will react to something, he'll respond to them by yelling "WOAH", then continue talking as if nothing even happened.
 

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wow this booker shit is getting annoying at least innovate it...it's like a copy and paste every week now
 

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wow this booker shit is getting annoying at least innovate it...it's like a copy and paste every week now
You're more than welcome to ignore the word vomit paste and reply to everything else going on in this thread.
 

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Just watched Henry vs Morrison

After Starship Pain, JR: He nailed it! He nailed it!
Booker: New champ!

After Henry executes a big boot, JR: Look at the flexibility of the 400 pound World Heavyweight Champion, and the look on his face tells an evil story
Booker only wishes he could put over people like that.

After Henry wins, JR: All it takes is for one, I repeat, one World's Strongest Slam to beat anyone alive. Cole: Mark Henry, so impressive, so dominant, nobody can beat him.
Booker: You know what I agree with you right there Cole, totally.

Booker then rips on Henry for giving a second WSS to Morrison. Cole brings out how Booker didn't criticize Orton for his second RKO on McIntyre. Booker: that's different.
 
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