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Need to contact Abel Ferrara, brb.
 

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That's a given.

Christopher Robin is gonna be right up your alley. Pooh's favorite day might be part of it.
 

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Donnie in the future right there.

When you watch JAWS, then decide to watch the entire franchise right after. A mistake I'll never have to make again.
 

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I'll happily celebrate my 3rd wife's DEEMESE with an arm wrestling contest.

Jaws as a serial killer is something else. SO mad she roars.
 

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A ROAR so loud, it can be heard on land, many miles away from her spot in the ocean.

And then there's the freeze-frame dolphin celebration at Sea World in a different one. Dennis Quaid claims he was on so much coke, all of that is a blur.
 

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Sir Michael saying he's never seen it (lucky guy) but he saw the house it bought him. :banderas

Ahh, Jaws 3. Not sure if the 3D or the plot is more silly.
 

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These infamous tales from the last two films. Caine not being at the Academy Awards to accept his win for Hannah and Her Sisters because of filming. :monkey

I kind of can't believe how low they kept going, but made sure to have all the characters be the same among the core family. 3D sharks slowly floating into a window, but knew it had to be sharks terrorizing the same people.
 

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We mustn't forget Ellen Brody having flashbacks to events she wasn't present for :monkey

Also, "IT WAS THE SHARK THAT KILLED YOUR FATHER. THE FEAR OF IT" TIL Jaws is so awesomely badass she causes heart attacks.

At least Jaws 2 gave us JAWS ON FIRE . Actually now that I think about it more, that's a wonderful analogy for the rest of the series.
 

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Michael Caine nearly getting eaten, commenting on the shark's bad breath. Or the weird cut that either has Mario Van Peebles die or not die. All this stuff. :walphtf

The first sequel is kind of like The Revenge in a few ways. Only not terrible. But that shark is totally gunning for vengeance and it's like a slasher film in some regards. That makes it sound cooler than it is. At least there's fire.
 

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If only Simon MacCorkindale could have used his Manimal powers in the third movie...

Ohmagod how cool would that have been
 

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Vin Diesel's HAND SHARKS needs to be an upcoming project.
 

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The only movie I am waiting on pins and needles for:



I swear to gods if I won the lottery I would fund this.

Might even have to do a cameo.
 

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When the sub-genres of shark attack films & Zombie films battle it out to have the worst track record with low-grade junk that's out there.
 

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I'd like to add a third factor if I may



Better yet, we can add The Rock to it :vince$
 

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At least Goldmember was nice enough to culminate with this infamous request. :cozy
 

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Thought they were gunning for the fourth film recently. I don't keep my an eye out enough to see if that fell through. Bit lukewarm to the idea, though. A lot of the time comedies that return after a long absence fail to deliver the value they once had. I'm not saying no to Myers returning to give it a try, however.
 
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