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SHIV came out of retirement

Happy July 22!

Seriously, thank you Chelsea. You're the best. Why aren't you an admin yet?

Enjoy your evening.

 

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@Chelsea HERE YE!!!! HERE YE!!!!

THE SHIV has called to order this Special Simping Session to announce that July 26 marks the 4th WF anniversary of our beloved member Chelsea née Emmanuelle. In her short tenure here she has ascended from a mere waif to a Super Model then to the HBIC

and destined to be the next Admin as both Platt and Liner bend the knee because they are whipped by her.

Chelsea has a very nice...reaction score , is the leader of factions, once overcame a rather nasty case of the Australian sniffles

and most importantly convinced me to come out of retirement.

Rumor has it that she even knows how big Batista's dick is too.

On this hallowed day which should henceforth be considered a WF holiday, I have asked some of her favorites to dance for Big Time Chels. The following is spoilered due to gif size:

Spoiler: there may be a gif unsuitable for minors so enter at your own risk thatonewwefanguy

Give me a beat!

http://imgur.com/aOtAQYz

Congratulations on your 4th year and counting, Super Model extraordinaire. To mark this momentous occasion, allow me to pass the torch from one legend to another.

You're the best Chelsea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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My powers of observation are slipping. Just wanted to say I loved Roddy Piper and I love @Catalanotto 's perfect phallic signature tribute to HOT ROD.

 

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I feel unwell, not hungry, not looking forward to working tomorrow(mowing is usually a good thing for me but not looking forward to it this time), I don't feel like I belong anywhere.
Trapped in thoughts, not good ones.

First thing, you belong here on WF. You are already a valued member and I appreciate your posting style. You're one of the good ones.

You sound depressed and I am truly sorry to hear that. I can tell you're a good guy. If you can, you need to find someone who you can talk to, listen to you, and support you. I know things seem bad but you have to trust that, no matter how dark it may feel, the sun will rise upon you again. Believe me, things get better. Sometime you have to be patient and never waver in the belief that things will be okay. I've been there. It may seems impossible right now but don't give up, it will get better.

Please remember there is nothing wrong with asking for help, if you need it. There's no shame in it. It's actually a sign of strength. Hang in there. Please take care, man. You are in my thoughts. It will be okay.

 

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@The Fourth Wall made my day with his return and I needed it because this day was lousy AF. Probably no chance of @CJ ever returning.

 

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Wanna talk about it?

Thank you for offering. I'll be okay. I'm having near migraine level headaches which I just took some medication for 🙏 , and my mother is in the hospital so I'm worried about her. Plus I only have had 2 hrs of sleep in the last two days. Hopefully a good night's sleep will do the trick. fingerscrossed

You are a good guy and I truly appreciate you quoting me. Have a good evening,

 

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@thatonewwefanguy

I’ve not lost faith in you, brother, I know we can build you up to take on the world. Train hard, fight hard, let’s goooooo


🔥

He's like clay in your hands. You will sculpt him. He will grow in power and be tempered in fire.The montage of you training him would fit perfectly in any Stallone or JCVD action flick.

@thatonewwefanguy You need to pay your dues, but you will be stronger for it. Your future is bright kid. Show us old farts what you're made of.🔥

 

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my mom messaged me that, she’s had multiple cancers (I’ve shared on here before) so this sucks ass.

I'm truly sorry to hear this. All I can offer you are my heartfelt prayers,positive thoughts, and a hug. Seriously. Hang in there and please take care. I'm really pulling for your Mom, Cat.

 

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Lost my Mum last night, not much more than a year after my Dad passed away. The last 10 years or so have been tough in general, but the last 15-16 months have basically ripped my heart out.

I'm truly sorry for your loss. I lost my dad 4 years ago and my mom has been in and out of hospitals for the last 7 weeks. Hang in there. That's all I can say. My condolences to you and your family.

 

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I’m so excited 😭

You'd so buy an Orton Super Soaker...oh wait, you already are one.

 

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I bought a Fiend funko pop once and all I had to do was Let It In. Twice a day.

Wait wat.

What an amazing way to cross promote with

Spoiler: here it comes.

 

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I bought a Fiend funko pop once and all I had to do was Let It In. Twice a day.

Wait wat.

Just for the alliteration alone, shouldn't this be called a Fiend Funko Fap?💦

 

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I'm back!

It's great to have you back. The future is now.

 

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Well my mom still has covid but feels better than she did last week, so, hopefully it's on it's way out. Today, my aunt and uncle tested positive, they are really sick, it's day 1, and they are immune compromised. They didn't get it from my mom as they haven't seen her recently.

In other health news....on Friday, my grandpa had to go via ambulance to the hospital because he couldn't breathe and his chest hurt. He will be 92 this Friday. He is ok, he didn't test positive for covid, he didn't have a blood clot, but. he has heart failure so he is getting a pacemaker. Easy 45 minute procedure, he will be able to walk around without breathing like he ran a marathon.

Next month will be a year since I went to the hospital with my chest pains and November will be a year since I found out I have a hole in my heart, it's really a wild ride, like, damn, a year already? Seems like yesterday I was annoyed having to go to all these doctor appointments after going like a decade plus without it lol

I'm still pulling for your Mother to make a full recovery and now for your aunt and uncle as well. As one who has a pacemaker/defibrillator, I am heartened that your grandfather is getting one. I've had mine for 62 months now and everything has been fine and the procedure is a relatively quick one, as you noted..

I did not know about your heart issues, It sounds like you are doing really well and I am so happy and thankful for that fact. Just as with myself, you shall always remember the day that changed your life. You're still young and I wish nothing but the best for you. As a fellow cardiac patient, I am even more in your corner than ever before. You know the fact that we both have heart issues just proves we both actually have hearts,lol, and I imagine pretty damn big ones at that.

Please take care, Cat. 🙏

 

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Thank you, friend

I have issues sleeping on my back and basically can’t. My chest feels a bit heavy and my heart flutters. Sometimes, sleeping on my chest feels weird, but, most of the time, just on my back is an issue. They only found the hole during my ultrasound, so, I assume this is just normal stuff.

That and probably the fact my diet has been shitty. We are getting some exercise equipment soon since the colder months are on their way and going outside in the winter is a hard no lol so there’s that and going on a healthy diet. Maybe that will help out somehow.

Yeah diet is really important, just don't link my doctors to my Memorial Last thing you've eaten thread because I need to practice what I preach a little more.

Hopefully the exercise will have an ameliorative effect on you, Cat. Just hang in there, never give up, and keep fighting the good fight. Besides your loved ones, there are many people here who truly do care for you too. Be well, Cat. 🙏

 

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I am truly sorry for you and your family's loss. My heartfelt condolences to you all. May he Rest in Peace. Please take care @LifeInCattleClass

 

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My bad luck is the damnedest thing. For background, I still take blood thinners every since my heart attacks 62 months ago. So I was eating a McDonald's double cheeseburger for lunch and got a phone call, so I was distracted.

My beautiful 125 wolf/husky hybrid took the opportunity to make a grab for my burger. I managed to deflect her attempt but she is very strong and was able to knock my hand backwards where my thumbnail impacted my lower lip just right and cut it open. Now it won't stop bleeding. Pressure isn't working. Not a gusher but an ever present drip that then flows down my chin.

The only time something similar happened when I was in a rehab centre post my heart attacks summer of 2017. A night nurse volunteered to shave my face and cut my lip and it bled for a long time. The blood thinner I used back then could be staunched with Vitamin K and that is how it ended.

There is no such remedy for this blood thinner. I am just going to keep trying pressure and also not take the thinner tonight and hope it clots better. The way my dog is looking at me, I wonder if she wants to kiss me or is thirsty for mi sangre. Blood doesn't faze me but I would like to get it to stop. Might try to out some ice on it.

If I'm not careful, I'll be bleeding more than Moxley.

 

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Wow. Looks like it stopped without my wolfhound devouring me. I'm being really careful not to reopen it. So far so good. Famous last words, eh?

 

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Damn this heat. It's currently 109F outside and will hit 115. I feel like I almost have heatstroke and I'm inside. I have a doctor's appt tomorrow at this time and I can't miss it. Better go drink some more agua. lol

 

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How’s your mom?

She's in the ICU but no real information yet. I'm glad she's there today though because there may be rolling electrical blackouts and the hospitals have backups when the power goes out.