Or just let him talks like an arrogant heel even he's face. He's pretty good at it even kids don't buy it.
That's the one. Jack him up with Scott Steiner's steroids and have him blow some of Warrior's cocaine, and we've got the perfect recipe for some memorable promos. Palace of wisdom, indeed.Supply him copious amounts of drugs and make him cut promo's Ultimate Warrior style. They made no sense but they were entertaining.
No it was just a reference to the Bravheart promo last year where Drew Mcintyre walked towards Morrison when he had a sword in front of him (I have no idea why he did that). Anyway Morrison had to pull the sword back and ended up cutting himself above the eye, it was actually pretty funny.Are you suggesting that John Morrison would decapitate himself if he accidently killed Drew McIntyre?
Hi, I'm John Morrison, and EXIT STAGE LEFT! EXIT STAGE RIGHT! LOAD DA SPACESHIP WIT DA ROCKET FUEL! (snort) WE DO NOT DISSAPEAR INTO DA PARTS UNKNOWN IN DA PALACE OF WISDOM! (snort) TAKE DA TWO PILOTS FROM DA COCKPIT AND PUT DA PLANE INTO A NOSEDIVE! (snort) STRAIGHT INTO MEH ABDOMEN! (snort) ONLY DEN WILL YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE DA SHAMAN OF SEXY! (snort) ONLY FROM DA PALACE OF WISDOM DO I GIT MAH INSTINCT TO HAVE DA POWER OF PARKOUR! (snort) BE JEALOUS BITCH! RAARRAAGGGGHHHHH! (head bangs) HISSSSSS!That's the one. Jack him up with Scott Steiner's steroids and have him blow some of Warrior's cocaine, and we've got the perfect recipe for some memorable promos. Palace of wisdom, indeed.