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Funny suggestions for JoMo's Mic Woes

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1. Employ Brian Blessed to be his manager, while he trains him off-stage. When the time comes that the Royal Shakespeare Co. has no apprehensions about taking him on, Blessed betrays him.

2. Pay the Rock to be a mysterious promo sensei somewhere in the Japanese mountains. During this time, make vignettes of his progress every week on Raw. When his training his done, have him swear to kick the Miz's candy ass.

3. Do a Clockwork Orange thingy where they bind him to a dentists chair and make him watch this over again, telling him 'this is what you're doing wrong
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Supply him copious amounts of drugs and make him cut promo's Ultimate Warrior style. They made no sense but they were entertaining.
That's the one. Jack him up with Scott Steiner's steroids and have him blow some of Warrior's cocaine, and we've got the perfect recipe for some memorable promos. Palace of wisdom, indeed.
 

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Are you suggesting that John Morrison would decapitate himself if he accidently killed Drew McIntyre?
No it was just a reference to the Bravheart promo last year where Drew Mcintyre walked towards Morrison when he had a sword in front of him (I have no idea why he did that). Anyway Morrison had to pull the sword back and ended up cutting himself above the eye, it was actually pretty funny.

Decapitation was just an overexaggeration of what might happen of Morrison had another sword.
 

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That's the one. Jack him up with Scott Steiner's steroids and have him blow some of Warrior's cocaine, and we've got the perfect recipe for some memorable promos. Palace of wisdom, indeed.
Hi, I'm John Morrison, and EXIT STAGE LEFT! EXIT STAGE RIGHT! LOAD DA SPACESHIP WIT DA ROCKET FUEL! (snort) WE DO NOT DISSAPEAR INTO DA PARTS UNKNOWN IN DA PALACE OF WISDOM! (snort) TAKE DA TWO PILOTS FROM DA COCKPIT AND PUT DA PLANE INTO A NOSEDIVE! (snort) STRAIGHT INTO MEH ABDOMEN! (snort) ONLY DEN WILL YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE DA SHAMAN OF SEXY! (snort) ONLY FROM DA PALACE OF WISDOM DO I GIT MAH INSTINCT TO HAVE DA POWER OF PARKOUR! (snort) BE JEALOUS BITCH! RAARRAAGGGGHHHHH! (head bangs) HISSSSSS!
 
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