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The most important part of a first date is to remember to immediately show her your penis. If she doesn't reply with 'My, that looks tasty!' then it isn't even worth it to continue the date. Always open with the penis flash so you know whether you'll be slamming some hot pussy that night or masturbating alone in your parents' basement using your own tears as lube. AGAIN.
 
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