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We all know that sexuality isn't black and white. You can suck cock without being flat-out gay. But I also believe you can suck cock without being 50% gay. It all depends on other factors.

I'm having trouble though, working out how much each factor itself factors into the factors of the gay factoring. :hmm:

Clearly every male here is at least slightly gay as they watch oiled men wrap around each other on a regular basis, or at least used to. So I'd like to imagine since we're all a part of the LGBTQIADPGFXPWCSGO+ community as wrestling fans, we can try to work out what's SUPER gay, UNDENIABLY gay, and just a little bit gay.

For example, how gay is getting your dick sucked by another guy? Naturally it is less gay to get your dick sucked by a guy that looks feminine, in women's clothing, but how much less gay is it?
 

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Well my goodness, if that's the case, I don't know about the gay factor for that, but I wouldn't mind dressing up my penis in a skirt of some sort. My penis can be a girl. That way it'd look pretty.
 
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Oxi you are truly a scientific miracle, you provide a baseline both for autism and faggotry. Anyone pondering the same question you are merely has to look at you, and they have their answer.

You should offer yourself for lengthy scientific study, at least it would finally get you a job.
 

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Oxi you are truly a scientific miracle, you provide a baseline both for autism and faggotry. Anyone pondering the same question you are merely has to look at you, and they have their answer.

You should offer yourself for lengthy scientific study, at least it would finally get you a job.
And now we have you as the baseline for being a tryhard.

Congratulations.
 

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There are too many variables to make an equation here.

I mean, a feminine man sucking your dick would be over 50% considering he is a guy, but not 75% or over because he technically looks feminine? Or having a trap suck your dick is less than 50% because she is technically still somewhat female, but also not less than 25% because she technically has a dick...

This is confusing, somebody make a graph :lol
 

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And now we have you as the baseline for being a tryhard.

Congratulations.
I'm just trying to offer the man an idea for a job :draper2

You on the other hand are projecting as hard as you can. Look in the mirror if you want to see a tryhard faggot.
 

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Well, I wasn't expecting this when I opened the thread from the recent discussions panel..
 

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So is it more gay to get a blowjob from a really masculine looking woman, or a really hot, feminine looking post-op transvestite?
 

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Oxi you are truly a scientific miracle, you provide a baseline both for autism and faggotry. Anyone pondering the same question you are merely has to look at you, and they have their answer.
Thank you :CENA


You should offer yourself for lengthy scientific study, at least it would finally get you a job.
OBSESSED :CENA

So is it more gay to get a blowjob from a really masculine looking woman, or a really hot, feminine looking post-op transvestite?
When you look at their faces, which one looks more like a man? Surely that would be the deciding factor in how gay getting your dick sucked is.
 

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YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!
 

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We all know that sexuality isn't black and white. You can suck cock without being flat-out gay. But I also believe you can suck cock without being 50% gay. It all depends on other factors.

I'm having trouble though, working out how much each factor itself factors into the factors of the gay factoring. :hmm:

Clearly every male here is at least slightly gay as they watch oiled men wrap around each other on a regular basis, or at least used to. So I'd like to imagine since we're all a part of the LGBTQIADPGFXPWCSGO+ community as wrestling fans, we can try to work out what's SUPER gay, UNDENIABLY gay, and just a little bit gay.

For example, how gay is getting your dick sucked by another guy? Naturally it is less gay to get your dick sucked by a guy that looks feminine, in women's clothing, but how much less gay is it?
I like masculine men but I like feminine girls more than men, so idk about that logic...
 

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WILL OXI EVER EMBRACE HIS TRUE FAGGOT POWERS?!

CAN THE RANTS SECTION HELP HIM FINALLY ACHIEVE THE NEXT LEVEL OF SUPER GAYAN?!

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT AUTISM-PACKED THREADISODE OF...

WRESTLINGFORUM Z!!!


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Maybe you should just embrace the fact that for you it's a glorious time to be alive. Even maybe 5 years ago, the desire to suck off or fuck a man with boobs (because let's be honest, it isn't a woman with a dick. It's a pretty boy full of hormones and silicone) would have been seen as a fetish. Now it's a lifestyle choice. Hooray for porn, it's conditioned you nicely. The fact is that you probably would have flirted with those thoughts anyway, in the same way that some guys will go "prison gay" and some won't. What I really love is that you're trying to make out that everyone is exactly the same while really pushing accepting their differences. The fact is, most people don't give a shit where you want to stick your dick. For a lot of guys, scoring a smoking hot chick only to discover that she's packing pork would be a deal breaker. For you it's an opportunity. Lucky boy.
 
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