[Domingo123]

Joey Styles - 'ouuuhhhh my gaawwwwwwwd!!!'
The Rock - 'it doesnt matter..'
Jericho - 'i am from winnipeg you idiot!'

 

[D17]

"She needs to be the head of creative like I need to be the head of f*cking NASA, because I know about as much as the f*cking hubble space telescope as she knows about booking wrestling. It's f*cking ridiculous"

 

[jimboystar24]

"She needs to be the head of creative like I need to be the head of f*cking NASA, because I know about as much as the f*ucking hubble space telescope as she knows about booking wrestling. It's f*cking ridiculous"

This may be the greatest quote about Stephanie McMahon I've ever read. This is my new favorite quote in pro wrestling.

 

[Len Hughes Presents]

"Gawd almighty."

 

[Das Wunderberlyn]

i) And that's why I kicked your leg out from under your leg

ii)From this moment on, up to this moment, in the next moment, and of the moment that, from this moment on, is the moment of, until the moment of the Genesis of... McGillicutty!

 

[Thumbinthebum]

This video contains at least half of my favourite quotes

And let us not forget this

 

[SamoaJordan]

Foley: How does it feel to know that we're in a match that you can't win and I can't lose.

 

[murder]

The whole DX introduction from Road Doggs "Ladies and Gentlemen ...! over HHHs "Are You Ready?" to Billy Gunns "If you ain't down with that" has to be the greatest quote ever in pro wrestling just because everbody was screaming the whole thing with them for 5 minutes.

But this may be my favourite quote:
Jericho talking to Rhyno and Steph "At Summerslam, I'm gonna take care of this smelly, greasy, nasty animal. And I'm gonna get you too Rhyno!"

 

[soxfan93]

i) And that's why I kicked your leg out from under your leg

ii)From this moment on, up to this moment, in the next moment, and of the moment that, from this moment on, is the moment of, until the moment of the Genesis of... McGillicutty!

If you're going to quote it, quote it right.

"And starting this moment, from now... from this moment on... this will be the moment... starting now... of the Genesis... of McGillicutty."

Monsoon to Heenan: "Will you stop it."

 

[Camoron]

Genesis of McGillicutty was one of the best things ever. And let us not forget Michael Cole and Josh Mathews mocking the entire speech on commentary.

 

[mellison24]

Would you please SHUT the hell UP!!!

 

[Roler42]

jericho: OF COURSE YOU HAVE AN E-MAIL YOU IDIOT JUST READ IT!!

owen: AND THAT'S WHY I KICKED YOUR LEG OUTTA YOUR LEG!

ron simmons: DAMN!

 

[Tombstoned]

"Jericho peed in Regals tea and Regal drank it!!"

"Thomas Jefferson sucka!"

 

[Crona]

Anything Scott Steiner says.... ever.

DAMN!

Please shut the hell up!

 

[Gingermadman]

The obvious Steiner ones

As for newer ones, Skip at Summerslam. "I CAN FIX THIS"

 

[alexfakelastname]

"And you can take that to a jewish banker" - Excalibur
"But of course....you already knew that" - ADR (Used this alot at school recently)
"And You have to take the biggest shit of your life, and i come poppin up out of the toilet SUPRISE .....!" - Excalibur
"This isn't monday night raw, this isn't WCW, this isn't friday night smackdown..." - Paul Heyman


actually...this whole list could be comprised of nothing but Jamie Grunge quotes
"I've fought in front of some of the most nasty crowds, but when a crippled black man brings his deformed mexican daughter to a show, i've seen it all"
"I'm not a racist, i simply hate everyone on earth who isn't jamie grunge"
"Canada is only useful to keep alaska the hell away from the mainland"
"I once found a baby in a burger king bathroom. Fourteen years later, that damn crack baby is holding MY belt?"

 

[AZwrestle]

Hulk Hogan! We comin' for you n-word! In case you haven't found out by now, I'm white.