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Here's technology we can all get behind for our occasionally smelly behinds. Shreddies is a pair of underwear that promises to filter out farts. Seriously, it's supposed kill your fart's smell and be able to neutralize odors up to 200 times the stinky strength of the average fart. So even if you have a particularly foul brand of flatulence, Shreddies can let you fart wherever you want without feeling like you've dropped a bomb. Freedom farts.

Shreddies uses a thin and flexible carbon cloth called Zorflex in its underwear. Zorflex is apparently used in chemical warfare suits and to be honest, that's appropriate given the intensity of some people's farts. Here's how Shreddies explains its magic:

Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odours. Due to its highly porous nature, the odour vapours become trapped and neutralised by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment.
The underwear comes in boxer breifs and support boxers for men (starting at ~$40) and briefs and high waisted briefs for women (~$30). Fart for you. Fart for me. Fart for all. Fart forever. [Shreddies via NY Daily News]

http://gizmodo.com/this-magical-pair-of-underwear-can-filter-out-your-fart-1449799781
Can you see this catching on?
 

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It ain't going to help when you rip a loud ass fart in public and everyone stares at you and start to laugh.
 

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yo farting is good for health thats what doctors say, i fart every day espacially when somone is close to me cause i wana show them that im a healthy guy
 

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hopefully these just absorb multiple farts so I can sniff them all later after stealing a pair from some girl.
 

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Maybe there'd be something there if they didn't have Shreddies explicitly written on the waistband like they're Hanes or something. I imagine if you were in a position to be removing your clothing in front of someone, it would be probably be a mood-killer to see those fucking things :lmao I don't know, I feel like I'd be wearing the equivalent of adult diapers wearing that.

...And yeah, smells are only half the battle, the noise still needs to be conquered.
 
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