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Discuss and create hilarious fake news articles like the ones you might see on kayfabenews.com, etc.

Sin Cara signs with TNA by accident:
Masked professional wrestler Sin Cara has reportedly signed on with Total Non-Stop Action (TNA) Wrestling, even though he was merely trying to renew his driver’s license online.

The Mexican superstar, well-known for his high-flying style, which frequently results in embarrassing slip-ups (or “botches”), apparently signed the TNA paperwork in complete error.

Having read rumors of his own release from World Wrestling Entertainment (after his character was portrayed by another wrestler, Hunico, on WWE television), Sin Cara realized he should renew his driver’s license and otherwise get his life in order.

While attempting to fill out an electronic form on the website for the Department of Motor Vehicles, Cara accidentally agreed to a four-year contract with TNA.

Sin Cara is expected to become TNA champion by next Thursday.
 

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Kayfabe News is great. This "article" is pretty good:

Tyler McKinney, a self-described “smark” and avid member of the so-called Internet Wrestling Community (IWC), has the supremely annoying habit of speaking in nothing but “insider” wrestling lingo.

Described by some acquaintances as “pretentious wrestling know-it-all,” McKinney refers to WWE as “The Fed,” says “hood” instead of “mask,” and often drops the term “no-selling” into everyday conversation.

One of McKinney’s recent posts in the Squared Circle forum on Reddit reads: “The Apter Mags used to maintain kayfabe when a babyface was over in The Fed, but when Vinne Mac started selling heel heat after the screwjob, the only way to get over was to work stiff on a jobber with a strong-style puroresu workrate.”

McKinney is reportedly extremely aggravating to sit beside at live wrestling shows, because he shouts out phrases like “hot tag,” “rest hold” and “blade job” whenever he sees such a “spot.”

Friends of McKinney say he might be less annoying if he had a girlfriend, but so far he has been unable to find what he refers to as a “ring rat.”
 

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Last week as you may be aware, Daniel Bryan was kidnapped by the Wyatt family, where he was taken was a mystery. We've seen Bray Wyatt exclaim "The Devil made me do it", everyone thought he was referring to Vince McMahon - well they are wrong. I've got an inside source that has explained Daniel Bryan's real captor is none other than IWC forum poster MarkedForDeath.

After last Monday's kidnapping the Wyatt's immediately handed Daniel Bryan over to MarkedForDeath where he is currently imprisoned in some sort of cell and appears to be tortured:



CM Punk is reportedly on working on Daniel Bryan's safe retrieval home, tune in to find out if Daniel Bryan will be rescued, on Monday Night Raw!
 

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Update: Following last week's kidnapping from the Wyatt's, CM Punk successfully broke into MarkedForDeath's lair and was able to locate and rescue a weakened and very drugged Daniel Bryan:



It should be noted that while CM Punk did come equipped with a kendo stick, his battle with MarkedForDeath and the Wyatt Family did last for at least 10 minutes and Punk did come out with an injury to his ribs (which could be seen on RAW). It is reported that MarkedForDeath has "unfinished business" with Bryan and plans on attending the upcoming TLC PPV this Sunday in order to "retrieve his property" - he has to wait until Sunday because he is planning on surpassing the 5,000 post mark on the internet site Wrestlingforums.com beforehand.

With the deck stacked against him, will Daniel Bryan be able to over come the Wyatt family and their true master? Will MarkedForDeath finish the job this time? What role will CM Punk play? Tune in to TLC to find out!
 

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World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) made a landmark announcement this week when it revealed that, at its next pay-per-view event, a decisive match will finally unify the Intercontinental and Divas championships.

WWE Chief Operating Officer Triple-H decreed that the unification of titles is “best for business” — a hackneyed cliche uses to describe all of his corporate decisions — because the championships are of equal prestige and significance.

The first-ever Undisputed Inter-Gender-Continental Champion will be crowned at the TLC pay-per-view when current Intercontinental Champion Big E Langston challenges former friend and current Divas titleholder AJ Lee.

For years, fans of professional wrestling have struggled to distinguish the difference between the Intercontinental and Divas championships, since each title is an inconsequential symbol that denotes mid-card filler.

Langston is widely believed to be the odds-on favorite to win the Undisputed Inter-Gender-Continental Championship, since WWE is likely to put the title on the competitor with the nicer breasts.
 

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Update: Following last week's kidnapping from the Wyatt's, CM Punk successfully broke into MarkedForDeath's lair and was able to locate and rescue a weakened and very drugged Daniel Bryan:



It should be noted that while CM Punk did come equipped with a kendo stick, his battle with MarkedForDeath and the Wyatt Family did last for at least 10 minutes and Punk did come out with an injury to his ribs (which could be seen on RAW). It is reported that MarkedForDeath has "unfinished business" with Bryan and plans on attending the upcoming TLC PPV this Sunday in order to "retrieve his property" - he has to wait until Sunday because he is planning on surpassing the 5,000 post mark on the internet site Wrestlingforums.com beforehand.

With the deck stacked against him, will Daniel Bryan be able to over come the Wyatt family and their true master? Will MarkedForDeath finish the job this time? What role will CM Punk play? Tune in to TLC to find out!
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen...since that time I saw the first part to this story.
 
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